Lleena said:

I like her style but she has a huge moon face and looks nothing like me


i wonder.....

to be continued on another thread

lollyp0p said:

..... I always thought satellite dish..... until now...

i look much more like sophie ellis bexter than this "lookalike" does

RocknRollisalive said:

I am finding it really hard to find a bad photo of her though she looks really pretty in all the pics i have googled odd

lollyp0p said:

well i certainly would

but i think she goes for granddads

lollyp0p said:

...So do I

RocknRollisalive said:

maybe that should be my new job rubbish look-a-like

icecool2k19 said:

see now, i love those!

I can't wait till Thanksgiving is over. If I have to hear one more person tell me they wanna get "stuffed like a Turkey" Im gonna scream...

I've always found just a simple "Hi" is best (followed by a simple "I've got a lot of money and a 10" dick").

"I got what you need"

"You can't deny the chemistry between us"

applekisses said:

Just the other day I got "I respect you". You know when that's the first words out of a guys mouth and you've never met him before that he wants to do anything but respect you.

My favorite is still when I was walkin downtown alone at night to meet some friends and cause I was alone and it was dark and there's always homies hittin on the ladies I kinda had my guard up and I was wearing this faux fur coat that's like a holstein cow (all black and white) and this man was like, "Hey cowgirl, can I ride that ass? Shoot!" I turned to glare at him but when it dawned on me what he said I couldn't help but giggle.

A little while ago I was walking out of a deli and this guy yells from across the street " If he didn't say I love you this morning, I WILL."
That was actually funny, at least.

Worst I ever heard was a guy who sang "hot for teacher" for me, that was not funny. that was dumb.

Sweeny79 said:

CarrieMpls said:

now this is a really dodgy one but.....

me- 'would you like to do the lion tamer??'

girl- 'whats that??'

me- 'its when you get down on all fours and i stick my head in your mouth.'

RocknRollisalive said:

Ready, mate?






...hang on, not just yet...







..here it comes.....

RocknRollDave said:

no it wasn't Dave, The guy who used the line was really good looking really couldn't have been dave

lollyp0p said:

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to 25th November 2004, which is official Let's All Have A Go At RocknRollDave Day .....

RocknRollDave said:

Did you hear that everyone..... ? The guy that just threw a brick at me says we can all have a go at him!

RocknRollisalive said:

Ummm, er....

RocknRollisalive said:

"When god made you he was showing off"

CarrieMpls said:

You just reminded me of the time I was walking down the street with my incredibly hot friend, Yvonne (we're talkin' supermodel-hot here), after a night of clubbing.

Anyhoo...this black dude is walking along beside us (looks to be in his forties, vaguely streetperson-ish). Everybody's had a few drinks and he starts chattin' her up. Yvonne, being the incredibly sweet person she is, is having a friendly little conversation with him as we're making our way. This continues on for a minute or so, at which point he says, "Yo - straight up: how 'bout some pussy?"


You gotta give him points for pithiness.