have any girls heard any decent chat-up lines?? i say decent, but what im trying to say is have you ever been impressed by them??

also, do any of the male orgers out there use chat-up lines and have they ever worked??

also, tell me the 'best' ones youve heard. the cheesier the better.

"You don't sweat much for a fat girl"

Cloudbuster said:

Is that your diaphragm or are you just happy to see me?

CarrieMpls said:

"Let me buy you a trough...i mean, a drink."

these are not a chessy ones but....

if i flip this coin, what are my chances of head??

and....

your teeth are the whitest ive come accross.

I quoted the great Bell Biv Devoe song once "never trust a big but and a smile".....and added "u agree i should never trsut a big but and a smile".....she smiled and said "I love that song too".....i was shocked!!!


Never said "they do what they wanna do, say what they wanna live, live how they wanna live, play how they wanna play, dance how they wanna dance, kick it, they slap a friend, the Adams family" before though...

Next time i'm single, i'll try it!

'Suck me cock, it's foul'

A friend of mine came up with an incomparably cheesy one once, to see how bad it could get... so he told a girl "your eyes are like the flowers of a summer meadow" and she believed him and went all ! again... after that she was stuck to him llike a naughty band aid all night

JDINTERACTIVE said:

To which I'd reply.....

"I know, I can smell it all the way from here."

Teacher said:

'Chicken Tonight'

What's ya name love?

What..? How do you pronounce that?

(hour later) Yeah, I got it now.

wanna drink?

i've told this story before about chat up lines on here before I think

a guy once came up to be and said....

you are very pretty, so long as you don't get fat and ugly I'll take you out for a drink sometime.

needless to say i wasn't impressed

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Btw darling, how are you? When are you coming to visit me?

It's all snowy and beautiful outside now

"Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?"

lollyp0p said:

See... You DID meet RnR Dave in the Wetherspoons in Sedgley

It really is a small world!

Version 1:

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"

(kick in the nads)


Version 2:

"Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"When your face was on fire and somebody put it out with a brick, did it hurt?"

(kick in the nads)

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

this girl ive been chasing for a while came up to me and started chatting about our progress reports from college.
as mine was aces all the way and hers was crap, she said-

'yours is the complete opposite of mine'.

so i replied in my coolest james bond voice-

'well, opposites attract as they say'

i thought it was cool at the time, but i havent seen her since .

icecool2k19 said:

lollyp0p said:

I admire the honesty in that

lollyp0p said:

..."anyone got a pen...?"

You know who you look like?

It's on the telly.

what's the name again..I cant think..

It's on the tip of me tongue..

thats it....


Martin Sheen

Lleena said:

those chat up lines are the worst i had one even worse than martin sheen!!!!!


you know you look just like sophie ellis bexter

i didn't know wether to slap him or cry

i heard this on graham norton
i thought it was funny.

'i hear girls love flowers and diamonds'

'well, get your tulips around this gem'

lollyp0p said:

Sophie Ellis Bextor is very pretty Lolly, I know you dont think so, but I think she is

Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.