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Faux said: bluesbaby said: 1. Faux lives in Taiwan.false
2. Faux is happily married.true[/] 3. Faux has a beard.[b]true 4. Faux's favourite drink is beer.false 5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant.false 6. Faux loves shrimp.true 7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows.true 8. Faux is a racist.false 9. Faux smokes.true 10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight.okay, yeah, TRUE ... how'd I do? 9/10, the best so far!   I got a hu---ug, and a thumbs uuh--up!  | |
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JediMaster said: 1. Faux lives in Taiwan.
False. He lives in a little cottage in Ireland that he shares with several drunken lepracauns. 2. Faux is happily married. True. His wife was one of the Stepford prototypes. 3. Faux has a beard. True. He was a founding member of ZZ Top! 4. Faux's favourite drink is beer. False. Faux favorite drink is cream gravy. He drinks six glasses a day. 5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant. False. He consults consultants for consultants who consult. Its completely different. 6. Faux loves shrimp. True. How else could he be a Prince fan? 7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows. False. She plucks his. He plucks his own pubes, however. 8. Faux is a racist. False. He does, however, detest carnies. 9. Faux smokes. True. More Ganja than a Bob Marley concert. 10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight. Only when he is engaged in #9  7.5 out of 10. That's better than most. | |
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bananacologne said:  What's that for, because I didn't come to the pub? | |
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Faux said: 7.5 out of 10. That's better than most. 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Faux said: I think we would make a perfect couple if it weren't for one thing.
 He called his wife a "thing"!!! How wude! Such an amazing witty remark gets ignored? | |
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