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Thread started 11/10/04 5:21pm

MikeHunt

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So did any one of your parents really ever sit down with you and teach you about the birds and the bees?




Or did you just finger it out on your own one day question I think I learned by my own animal instinct and stacks of nudey mags.










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"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004
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Reply #1 posted 11/10/04 6:59pm

LittlePill

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confuse I don't get it.
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Reply #2 posted 11/10/04 7:11pm

MikeHunt

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LittlePill said:

confuse I don't get it.

I know what you mean! how on earth does a bird shag a bee?
"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004
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Reply #3 posted 11/10/04 7:13pm

LittlePill

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MikeHunt said:

LittlePill said:

confuse I don't get it.

I know what you mean! how on earth does a bird shag a bee?


Hmm, maybe it's the other way around.
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Reply #4 posted 11/10/04 7:24pm

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My mum left me a book on my bed about puberty and sex, after she caught me having a wank over a picture of Sanitta in the Sunday Mail.
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Reply #5 posted 11/10/04 8:02pm

ReturnOfDOOK

My uncle "taught me" behind the shed. neutral
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Reply #6 posted 11/10/04 8:10pm

Mach

yes ... more my dad then my mom...

but they shared with me things that they could verbally

and books

i had 3 older brothers and that helped to

i sought out alot of info on my own ...reading and asking questions to friends older siblings or who ever i felt comfortable with

my granny answered alot for me
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Reply #7 posted 11/10/04 8:13pm

althom

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Mach said:

my granny answered alot for me

Go granny!!!!! lol
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Reply #8 posted 11/10/04 8:14pm

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I honestly don't remember not knowing about sex or where babies came from. I did, however, have to learn about my period in school. I think the only conversation I ever had with my mother about sex was when I told her I was going on birth control when I was in high school. I remember I said, "You'd rather know than not know, right?" And she replied, "I don't know." neutral
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Reply #9 posted 11/10/04 8:23pm

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"Someone" asked me to post this ((BTW, NO MORE, YOU FUCK!err lol))

Yes! My parents sat me down and told me that it was okay to have sex with birds but that having sex with bees was a morally grey area and that I was on my own for that one!

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Reply #10 posted 11/10/04 8:28pm

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oh god, i remember this. disbelief my mom sat my sister and i down and explained the whole thing when we were 5 and 7. and i mean the whole thing. she had books for reference and used hand gestures to illustrate. my sister and i were just like "ummm, ok." we had no idea what the big deal was way back then, but looking back now, god, it's so embarrassing just to think about it. redface
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Reply #11 posted 11/10/04 8:45pm

Teacher

Our cat brought in a dead bird one day when I was a kid, does that count? confuse

And I stepped on a bee when I was six. neutral


So I'd say I learned on my own. Wasn't any fun either, except for the part when my mom went loopy about the bird...she has a bird phobia lol
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Reply #12 posted 11/10/04 9:37pm

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ConsciousContact said:

My mum left me a book on my bed about puberty and sex, after she caught me having a wank over a picture of Sanitta in the Sunday Mail.



Once as a young lad I remember I lay in my bed one night trying to fall asleep and my poppa came in to check on me. He saw my eyes were open and said son, if you're doing what I suspect you're doing I'll give you fair warning that you may go blind so try to hold off until you get married so you can focus better and see your future wife instead of your future blur! biggrin I was like 9 or 10 and although he looked at me like I should know what he was talking about I really had no idea. ...until 2 years later I found a few dirty mags in dumpster behind my house and after retreating to no mans land, my bedroom ,for thurough inspections by me of course... after I was done I knew exactly what poppa spoke of.and within 6 months I was in need of reading glasses geek My birds and bees were actually HUSTLER & OUI.. jerkoff
"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants" - Michael Moore 2004
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Reply #13 posted 11/10/04 11:02pm

MrSquiggle

My parents always dodged difficult questions by saying that they didn't know, either. lol
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Reply #14 posted 11/10/04 11:57pm

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My mom never really told me about sex, she only told me about my "monthly cycle" and gave me books to read about it. I learned about sex pretty much on my own, sad to say, since I got the feeling that my mom wasn't really open to talking about it.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you.
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Reply #15 posted 11/11/04 3:43am

doctormcmeekle

I learnt the hard way.

confused
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Reply #16 posted 11/11/04 3:46am

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doctormcmeekle said:

I learnt the hard way.

confused


I don't wanna know. lol
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Reply #17 posted 11/11/04 3:54am

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Reply #18 posted 11/11/04 4:06am

Stripe

I still believe in the Stork! lol
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Reply #19 posted 11/11/04 4:10am

subhuman09

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I still believe in the Stork! lol


Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard.

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Reply #20 posted 11/11/04 4:14am

Stripe

subhuman09 said:

Stripe said:

I still believe in the Stork! lol


Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard.

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Really??? eek
Liza is my mother! eek
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Reply #21 posted 11/11/04 4:29am

subhuman09

Stripe said:

subhuman09 said:



Dude, I told you-that was just Liza in a leotard.

eek


Really??? eek
Liza is my mother! eek


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Reply #22 posted 11/11/04 7:29am

Kellie

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Nope....nobody talked about sex, nobody even said the word sex in my house...I learned about basic stuff in girls Phys Ed class in 5th grade, and reproduction in 7th grade health class. That's about it. The rest was by selfd learning as I grew up...
"Let me take you away from here.........forever"
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Reply #23 posted 11/11/04 11:41am

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If you’re talking about the time during a car ride, my step dad mentioned something about urges and urinals…yeah I guess that was it.

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Reply #24 posted 11/11/04 12:10pm

PEJ

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doctormcmeekle said:

I learnt the hard way.

confused




you dirty whore razz
To Sir, with Love
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Reply #25 posted 11/11/04 12:10pm

PEJ

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PEJ said:

doctormcmeekle said:

I learnt the hard way.

confused




you dirty whore razz



said with love biggrin
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Reply #26 posted 11/11/04 12:14pm

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2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #27 posted 11/11/04 1:11pm

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falloff I was hoping you'd bring this one up... biggrin
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Reply #28 posted 11/11/04 3:23pm

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My parents never sat me down and talked to me about sex...I kinda did the hands learning thing, but my parents have never shyed away from me talking about sex with them, my dad will tense up a bit but my mom is like one of my girlfriends and I can talk to her about pretty much anything....just a piece of advice for y'all...don't get drunk with a few of your girlfriends and play a game of truth or dare with your mom there...some things she doesn't need to know lol
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Reply #29 posted 11/11/04 4:46pm

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Neither...it was more my brother and my friends actually. My brother is eight years older, so he had it all down when I came into my own, but I was notoriously shy anyway. Mom, pulled me aside when all the women began to come out of the woodwork, sat me down, and schooled me on every trick in the book, didn't work cause you simply have to learn that shit on your own! Dad...well...it kinda went like this.....You wearing condoms....or...You eatin pussy yet? Pitiful....but that's my Dad...R.I.P.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.

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