It's been a while since there was a thread about me. As such, and because I think orgers should get to know me better on a largely superficial level, I've composed a true or false questionnaire about myself.

The first person who answers all the questions correctly wins the opportunity of being my best friend, complete with the unparalleled wisdom and insight such a position affords.

So let's begin...


1. Faux lives in Taiwan.

2. Faux is happily married.

3. Faux has a beard.

4. Faux's favourite drink is beer.

5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant.

6. Faux loves shrimp.

7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows.

8. Faux is a racist.

9. Faux smokes.

10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight.


Should there be no replies to this thread I will declare you all jealous and unhappy, and will leave the org, never to return, until the end of the week.

Thank you.

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[Edited 11/15/04 21:17pm]

I will be one of the first to step up and answer the tough questions about this man.....

1. Faux lives in Taiwan.

True....because Faux was made in Taiwan...he is a cheaply made toy man...like in Toy Story but without the CGI....

2. Faux is happily married.

True...To a lovely imaginary girl named Lola....He met her in a club down in old soho....Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola C-o-l-a cola

3. Faux has a beard.

True....But only when he drinks milk....Or plays "Pirates" with Lola.....


4. Faux's favourite drink is beer.

False....His favorite drink is whoop ass....he opens cans of it all the time....


5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant.

False....He works for a vendor who vends vending machines to vendors....


6. Faux loves shrimp.

False....He is allergic to shrimp....he loves to eat Octopussy.....(cue Bond music)

7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows.

False.....Imaginary people don't have eyebrows silly....he plucks imaginary nose hair


8. Faux is a racist.

False.....If calling a black man "Cracker ass cracker" and a white man "Uncle Tom" is racist then I'll be an Irish Jew....


9. Faux smokes.

True.....He smokes all the time....He smokes bitches!!! He smoke those bitches in Grand Thieft Auto San Andreas every night.....GROVE STREET!!!!


10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight.

False....He wisses often but he doesn't dom.....and he is blind as a bat....he has no insight....he was no sight (cue drum roll to bad joke)

Well done Sinister!

Some of the details are a little off, but u actually scored 8 out of 10 for the answers.

Very good.

Looks like Sinister's going to be the winner by default.

sinister said:

Even though I already knew the answer, it hurts every time to read...

So,

And lucky him, to have found someone to love.
Lucky her too.

1. Faux lives in Taiwan.

True

2. Faux is happily married.

No. He only THINKS he is... but for the game I'll say true.

3. Faux has a beard.

Only when visiting his mom. False.

4. Faux's favourite drink is beer.

It better be! Unless it's green teu. True

5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant.

That would be new then, not entirely impossible, but still. False

6. Faux loves shrimp.

Somehow I think you HAVE to love shrimp in Thailand. True.

7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows.

Hehehe. True. Just cuz that picture just looks too sweet in my mind.

8. Faux is a racist.

False. A thickhead, yes. Stupid, no.

9. Faux smokes.

Uhmmmm. Would not know. He strikes me as a non smoker. so False

10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight.

Obviously true, as stated above.

GooeyTheHamster said:

5/10 Gooey.

Faux said:

Shame... cos I think you and Snap would've made a cute couple...

GreenTea said:

You SMOKE!



YOU DONT LIKE BEER?



Yer right; we never gonna make that cute couple...

He smokes, he drinks, he lives in Bangkok, he's been to New Zealand, I thought he taught English? He is married and she has an ugly tattoo that he hates. C I can pay attention some of the time. lol @ Sinister's answers !!!

I'm not answering anything until I know that I'll win something

GooeyTheHamster said:

Yes, I smoke. As for the beer, it doesn't mean I don't like beer if it's just not my favourite drink. I had a couple last night actually.

I think we would make a perfect couple if it weren't for one thing.

applekisses said:

Sorry, I guess u don't know me very well

But out of interest, what kind of prize were u looking for?

1. Faux lives in Taiwan.false

2. Faux is happily married.true[/]

3. Faux has a beard.[b]true

4. Faux's favourite drink is beer.false

5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant.false

6. Faux loves shrimp.true

7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows.true

8. Faux is a racist.false

9. Faux smokes.true

10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight.okay, yeah, TRUE

...
how'd I do?

bluesbaby said:

9/10, the best so far!

I might even come up with a prize just for fun.

i think i would have gotten 7/10... not beer?

emm said:

Why don't u give it a go and find out? U could win a prize. Or not.

i tried this before and the site crashed out on me...

anyway... it would be sort of cheating to do the quiz now!

3. Faux has a beard. i would have said true... i blame that afro pic!

6. Faux loves shrimp. would have said false... personal bias, i guess!

9. Faux smokes. would have said false...

Faux said:

Actually, I would do quite well on the quiz. And, for a prize I was thinking....ooohhh...an all-expense paid vacation...a new car...a lifetime supply of Rice-a-Roni... I'm not picky

applekisses said:

The moon on a stick perhaps?

If u'd do quite well why don't u have a go?

Faux said:

Okie...I'll have a go:

1. Faux lives in Taiwan. TRUE

2. Faux is happily married. TRUE

3. Faux has a beard. FALSE

4. Faux's favourite drink is beer. FALSE

5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant. FALSE

6. Faux loves shrimp. TRUE

7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows. TRUE

8. Faux is a racist. FALSE

9. Faux smokes. TRUE

10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight. UM...YEAH!



(I'm scared now...I was just talking shit before! )

7/10 for applekisses, not too bad, but could do better. Sadly, no all-expense paid holiday for you.

Faux said:

I changed two of my answers at the last minute...the eyebrow one and the shrimp one...if I didn't change them would I have done better?

applekisses said:

No, your score would've been the same.

Hey, ur cheating!!!

Faux said:

I am not!




Am I?

applekisses said:

Yes

Nice effort though. How did your interviews go?

Faux said:

He called his wife a "thing"!!!

How wude!

1. Faux lives in Taiwan.
False. He lives in a little cottage in Ireland that he shares with several drunken lepracauns.

2. Faux is happily married.
True. His wife was one of the Stepford prototypes.

3. Faux has a beard.
True. He was a founding member of ZZ Top!

4. Faux's favourite drink is beer.
False. Faux favorite drink is cream gravy. He drinks six glasses a day.

5. Faux works as a consultant for a consulting consultant.
False. He consults consultants for consultants who consult. Its completely different.

6. Faux loves shrimp.
True. How else could he be a Prince fan?

7. Faux plucks his wife's eyebrows.
False. She plucks his. He plucks his own pubes, however.

8. Faux is a racist.
False. He does, however, detest carnies.

9. Faux smokes.
True. More Ganja than a Bob Marley concert.


10. Faux has unparalleled wisdom and insight.
Only when he is engaged in #9