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SpongeBob SquarePants 'kidnapped' in Little Falls; ransom note demands Crabby Patties

November 24, 2004
LITTLE FALLS, Minn. -- He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.

Police in Little Falls are searching for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants, taken from his perch atop a Burger King restaurant.

The popular cartoon character was plugging his new movie in a joint marketing deal with Burger King.

Police found a ransom note which reads: ``We have SpongeBob. Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.'' It was signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. And the note had this postscript: ``Patrick is next,'' a reference to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.


Now that is true comedy.

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this story is crackin me up!!!

I'm REALLY bored today, does anyone have any info on Spongebob? Or any other silly news stories to share?

Damn. the Bikini Bottom P.D. isn't even looking for his ass. i love spongebob. he's so fucking adorable. he would be the cutest boyfriend. i'd take him to meet my mom and he'd soak up all the Red Kool-Aid and shit...and he is SOOOOO if you get my drift....

glamslamkid said:

what are you saying?

SpongeBob SquarePants 'kidnapped' in Little Falls; ransom note demands Crabby Patties

November 24, 2004
LITTLE FALLS, Minn. -- He's big, he's yellow, and he's missing.

Police in Little Falls are searching for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants, taken from his perch atop a Burger King restaurant.

The popular cartoon character was plugging his new movie in a joint marketing deal with Burger King.

Police found a ransom note which reads: ``We have SpongeBob. Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes.'' It was signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. And the note had this postscript: ``Patrick is next,'' a reference to SpongeBob's starfish buddy.

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this story is crackin me up!!!

I'm REALLY bored today, does anyone have any info on Spongebob? Or any other silly news stories to share?

glamslamkid said:

what are you saying?

endorphin74 said:

OH MY GOD!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? I WAS SEARCHING FOR THAT LITTLE PIC! I wanted it to be my avatar but i couldn't find it anywhere!! i remember that episode
"You need IIMMMAAGGGGGIINNNAAATTIIIOOONNN!!!"

endorphin74 said:

I love Spongebob!

Is the movie out yet in the US? I bet you guys already saw it ages
ago. I'm still waiting for it to permier in Holland tho



I'm gonna take a friend's son to see it, but secretly I think I'm
gonna enjoy the movie more than any of the kids there

endorphin74 said:

superspaceboy said:

I was just gonna ask if anyone had heard from you lately....I have a sneakin suspicion you may have been involved in this!

I thought the ransom note was cool.

It could be my 3 1/2 year old son who has recently decided he loves Spongebob, or on the other hand, it could be June7's kid who sounds like he wants to live a life of crime.

I love Spongebob!

Is the movie out yet in the US? I bet you guys already saw it ages
ago. I'm still waiting for it to premier in Holland tho



I'm gonna take a friend's son to see it, but secretly I think I'm
gonna enjoy the movie more than any of the kids there