(I'm talking about near their privates)

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I would hope so because I sure like a woman shaved down there!!! Nobody wants a mouthful of muff...do they?? Pickin' my teeth!...ahem!

DexMSR said:

But doesn't it look weird/funny if your legs are hairy, and then your crotch is smooth?

Heavenly said:

I shave a little bit down my inner thighs...plus, my legs aren't that hairy so it's not bad...

ReturnOfDOOK said:

thanks for breaking it down for the girls.

Yeah, but if I have his balls in my mouth, I also don't want stubble, either, so you have to be careful down there! I don't want to feel like I'm licking a cheese grater.

theVelvetRoper said:

Did you know that I loved you before you made that comment? Now I love you 10 times more.

Anxiety said:

I just didn't want anyone to be confused about what I was talking about, ya know? I wanted to let them know that I was talking specifically about the junk-region. You know, the privates.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Oohh ... good thing thats cleared up

i was thinking ... shaved toes on men ...

whatever

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I love ya, too, sweetie! But I'm serious, though! The whole cactus thing is never a good theme down there!

If the guy has hairy legs; trimming is better than shaving. Hairy legs with a bald package is weird.

If the guy's not too hairy; shave it all off.

Either way, grooming is a must.

theVelvetRoper said:

I try to keep nice and trim, even when I'm not getting any (which is surprisingly quite often! DOH!)

Mach said:

Actually, I do shave my toes as well. What's so funny about that?

luv4u said:

I'm buying shaving cream tomorrow
Oh, and whipped cream too

JoweeCoco said:

not a thing in the world wrong with it

did i say it was WRONG ??

My wife likes it, and so I do.... and vice-versa.

Heavenly said:

Smooth is bad. Trimmed and tidy is good!

Do I need to post on here after all the shit I took from my hairy armpits picture?

If I didn't trim I'd look like a sasquatch.

"Secret" by Adam Sandler


There's something I know that no one else does.
You want me to tell you want it is?
But if I did that then it wouldn't be a secret.

I gotta move my body tonight
I'm gonna go dancing
Dreaming 'bout the nights at the club
The Fun and romancing

Mommy sees the look in my eye
She can tell something's different
Daddy doesn't understand why
But he can tell something's different

I've got a secret, my own little secret.
No one knows my secret, cuz it's a secret
Shhh... don't tell. shhh... don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low
As I dance and I sing and I put on a show
And I'm feeling so free nothing hanging from me
While the bass hits stronger I'm a half an inch longer

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and squirl it
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking

Music is filling my body from my head to my toes
The DJ gives me a smile maybe he knows
I whispers to my left and my right all over the party
I'm the superstar of the night I did something naughty

I gave myself a hair cut. Don't tell
I'd like to tell you where but. Don't tell
I've got a secret, Don't tell
It's my own little secret. Don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell

And I feel so special and beyond beautiful
As I reached down and give my new friend a quick pull
I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
And if I find scissors I'll trim my friend Richy

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and squirl it
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking

I can wear my pants extra low tonight

My secret's getting out of control, it's bursting outta me
Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
The special way I trimmed my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Cuz when my shrub is short and tight, my piggy will get long

I had a secret, don't tell
But now you know my secret, don't tell
I gave my bush some haircuts, don't tell
To emphasize my bare nuts
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell
I trimmed my bush. shhh.. don't tell

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it
And tug it and twirl it and flick it and squirl it
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking
And fucking and sucking and fucking and sucking

User Comments

ReturnOfDOOK said:

hell no! i want a man not a boy.

NO!!!!

Case said:

I love this song!

Case said:

omg dat'z so funny i started biting my knucklez

or at minimum a close trim.

June7 said:

Actually, I trim, not shave... hee hee.