Pucker up ladies and gents! Get out the chapstick!

It's time to play "Kiss a Moderator's Ass!"

• nikster -- Your love for cats makes you, in my eyes, the greatest
  human being who has ever scooped poop from a litterbox. Not only am I
  going
  out directly and rescuing a cat. But I am naming it after you. I am also
  naming my first born after you (which might get confusing but I don't
  care.)
  God bless you nikster!
  
  
• SosGemini -- I think your talents as moderator are sorley wasted,
  especially in P&R. Your judgment, discernment, dedication, and sophrosyne
  are unsurpassed. You are like some Old Testament judge, some medieval Papl
  legate. Have you ever considered something a little more challenging? Like
  American Ambassador to the U.N. There's a lot of cabinet shakeups going on
  these days, so this could happen. Hail to the Chief!
  
  
• Anxiety -- I know AnotherLover already has her lips firmly attached to
  your
  ass, but surely there is room for another set? She has only expressed a
  fraction of the sheer pleasure of what it means to be moderated by you.
  You
  are more than a moderator. You are like some ancient Titan who strides the
  earth leaving nothing but pleasure in your wake. I feel inadequate merely
  posting after you in a thread. Your banning of althom will go down in
  history as the greatest single judgment call ever. You make Solomon look
  like Paula Abdul.
  
  
• Sweeney -- With or without the extra "e" in your name, you are by far my
  favorite moderator. Don't listen to what I said about those others. They
  suck. You rule. I am sorry to have missed meeting you in person recently
  and
  hope we arrange a future NYC (or Brooklyn!) gettogether. Though, I might
  stutter and mumble just being in your presence.
  
  
• luv4u -- You, my dear, are like all of the other mods rolled into one
  delightful lump, without any of their numerous faults. You are like a super-moderator, a Transformer (i.e. more than meets the eye). Sometimes I
  wish there were no other mods, no other Orgers, and that you would just
  post
  all day, that would be true bliss.
  
  
• Hands -- If in some distant, utopian future the universe were to somehow
  become smaller, as space travel increased and other civilizations or
  life-forms were discovered, you would be the only and natural choice to be
  moderator of this Universe. There would be no war, no conflict, just your
  own shining radiance, illuminating every corner of what was once a vast
  nothingness. You go girl.
  

You disgust me.

CarrieLee said:

Someone asked me to post this...

Forgetting about Tom simply will not do


Tom rocks!!!

Teacher said:

It's not the first time in my life I've been overlooked, lol, I'll get over it. But thank you.

I feel that Tom deserves his own post and not to be lumped in with
those other vagabonds. He is bigger than they are. He breaks the bonds of
the Org. His moderation is legendary. There will be stories told about it
from now until eternity. If Tom's moderation was a Chuckle it wouldn't be
the nasty black one, but either the red or the orange one. Enough of this
Senior mod," "trusted member" divisive bullshit. I think there should be
only two categories on the Org: "Tom" and "hoi polloi."

God speed Tom!

nikster -- Your love for cats makes you, in my eyes, the greatest
human being who has ever scooped poop from a litterbox. Not only am I
going
out directly and rescuing a cat. But I am naming it after you. I am also
naming my first born after you (which might get confusing but I don't
care.)
God bless you nikster!

Teacher said:

It's not the first time in my life I've been overlooked, lol, I'll get over it. But thank you.

[*]Anxiety -- I know AnotherLover already has her lips firmly attached to
your
ass, but surely there is room for another set? She has only expressed a
fraction of the sheer pleasure of what it means to be moderated by you.

Lleena said:

Shut it fucktard!

I would have included June7 on this thread but for fear it would
groan and split under the weight of his beneficence. June7 is spectacular,
deft, pretty, agile, always remembers birthdays (see his name), never
crosses againt the light, is kind to children, polite to animals, he walks
upright, doesn't slouch, I've never seen him drool, but he's not the kind of
guy to brag about not drooling. The things that he could accomplish if he
put his mind to it make me shiver in awe. We owe you big time June7!

i can't help but think there is one remaining, unkissed pair of ass cheeks.

I bet you all thought I forgot bananacologne. How could you think
that I would forget bananacologne?

All this has been a prelude to the testament of the greatness of
bananacologne! In the morning! In the evening! Ain't we got bananacologne!

I've just been flexing my muscles, trying my chops. I didn't mean ANY of
that bullshit up there about those other moderators. That was all just
pillow talk. They ain't got shit on you! They should all get together and
buy you presents, make you dinner, bake you a cake! They should wrap you in
rolling paper and smoke you up! And let the crooked smoke ascend to the
altar of the GODHOODthat is...!

BANANACOLOGNE!

I've just been flexing my muscles, trying my chops. I didn't mean ANY of
that bullshit up there about those other moderators.

Anxiety said:

althom?

Lleena said:

Shut it fucktard!