from Reader's Digest

No doubt about it, the new temp hadn't a clue about computers. Since part of her job was directing calls to our technical support department, I gave her simple instructions: "When people call with computer problems, always ask which operating system they're using-- Windows, Macintosh, or UNIX."
Later, she handed a technician this phone message. "Call immediately," she'd written. "Customer has problem with eunuchs."

submitted by Susan Croft