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The 12 days of Christmas... Everybody knows the irritating song, right? ![]() A partridge in a bloody pear tree. ![]() Let's change it. Your true love can bring you anything you want. ![]() For example: "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A bucket of Elephant wee." ![]() ![]() Next line anyone? ![]() | |
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a chocolate bar and a penis all firm, just for me!!
![]() Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a chocolate bar and a penis all firm, just for me!!
![]() ![]() I wish my lover did that for me ![]() ![]() | |
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
![]() Three midgets wrestling... ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
![]() Three midgets wrestling... ![]() "three midgets wrestling, a chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() and a bucket of Elephant wee." ![]() | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ShySlantedEye1 said: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a chocolate bar and a penis all firm, just for me!!
![]() ![]() I wish my lover did that for me ![]() ![]() "...and i wish my lover did that for me" actually scans well as the last line. ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: AndGodCreatedMe said: ![]() I wish my lover did that for me ![]() ![]() "...and i wish my lover did that for me" actually scans well as the last line. ![]() ![]() | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: TheFrog said: "...and i wish my lover did that for me" actually scans well as the last line. ![]() ![]() but i like Elephant wee too. ![]() | |
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okay, okay.
"On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four bearded women ![]() three midgets wrestling ![]() a chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() | |
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"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."
Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() | |
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On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women[/i] ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() | |
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven DVDs I've never heard of... ![]() Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() ![]() Too much eggnog edit. [Edited 12/1/04 2:59am] | |
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On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight Folk-playing Froggies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seven DVDs I've never heard of... ![]() Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine ![]() Eight Folk-playing Froggies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seven DVDs I've never heard of... ![]() Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
10 FBI Most Wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nine ![]() Eight Folk-playing Froggies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seven DVDs I've never heard of... ![]() Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: ![]() ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: ![]() ![]() ![]() sorry couldn't think of anything interesting to add ![]() ![]() | |
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
11 Amish barn raisings... ![]() 10 FBI Most Wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nine ![]() Eight Folk-playing Froggies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seven DVDs I've never heard of... ![]() Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: ![]() ![]() sorry couldn't think of anything interesting to add ![]() ![]() ![]() think of something interesting to add then! ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: ![]() sorry couldn't think of anything interesting to add ![]() ![]() ![]() think of something interesting to add then! ![]() i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said: ![]() think of something interesting to add then! ![]() i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry ![]() How was Bridget Jones? ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry ![]() How was Bridget Jones? ![]() ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: How was Bridget Jones? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve Freaky Fingers ![]() 11 Amish barn raisings... ![]() 10 FBI Most Wanted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nine ![]() Eight Folk-playing Froggies ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Seven DVDs I've never heard of... ![]() Six dubious sausages ![]() Five leprechauns dancing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Four bearded women ![]() Three midgets wrestling ![]() A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( ![]() ...and a bucket of elephant wee. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() [Edited 12/1/04 3:43am] | |
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subhuman09 said: TheFrog said: ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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![]() Now to sit back and wait for the royalties... ![]() | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: ![]() ![]() Look if you're that desperate, just ask-I'll gladly do it myself. ![]() | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry ![]() How was Bridget Jones? ![]() i really liked it ![]() ![]() ![]() | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: How was Bridget Jones? ![]() i really liked it ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds pretty cool! I think you should take who you saw it with before at least 20 more times, just to appreciate it as much as possible. ![]() | |
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