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GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL: CHAV-SCUM TOP TRUMPS! The Sun Newspaper 01/11/04:
Thousands of internet users are downloading a new Top Trumps card game ... taking the mickey out of CHAVS. Players are dealt a hand and use one of the eight different Chav ratings on the card to trump other players. Categories include Burberry, Amount of Bling, Headgear/Hair and Overall Chavness. Chavs featured include £9.7million Lotto winner Michael Carroll, Extreme Burberry Fetish Man and a girl referred to as Church’s Sister. Player Will Barber, 29, from Brighton, said: "It has become amazingly popular." ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** To download your free, complete set of Chav Top Trumps, simply locate which Chav the link is hiding behind. If you're having problems locating it, maybe leave a packet o' Tabs nearby, that should coax 'em out. 
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or should that be Fist! Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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xenon said: First
or should that be Fist! I doubt if anyone found that funny but I did. 
Am I pissed or what?  Some people are like Slinkies...
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Can we have a definition of "chav", please? | |
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Sure:
www.google.com | |
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bananacologne said: aww thanks. I needed that. Some people are like Slinkies...
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bananacologne said: Sure:
www.google.com Okay, I'm back! So this is a white kid who dresses like a hip-hopper? I'm assuming this is an English thing? What's the pronunciation? | |
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Chav with the accent on 'bad' [Pron: ch-AA-V] (the caps being accentuated)
Also known as Scallies and a million and one other derivatives. Persoanlly, I find the little cheeky monkeys a right turn-on, but that's just me
How To Spot A Chav | |
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bananacologne said: Chav with the accent on 'bad' [Pron: ch-AA-V] (the caps being accentuated)
Also known as Scallies and a million and one other derivatives. Persoanlly, I find the little cheeky monkeys a right turn-on, but that's just me
How To Spot A Chav friggin' chavs!
I guess they're the equivalent of US rednecks http://www.completeshite.com/chav [Edited 11/2/04 12:53pm]  ..... BULLSEYE!  | |
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bananacologne said: Persoanlly, I find the little cheeky monkeys a right turn-on, but that's just me
You are not alone, I am here with you. Some people are like Slinkies...
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1p1p1i3 said: Didn't ya catch my 4th post?  Regular visitor matey! | |
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