You are a music video ho. Most music video hos are college students who need a few extra bucks to pay for tuition and happen to have extremely large asses.



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You are a courtesan. Courtesans are in the top tier of hookers. You're the king's pillow friend and you receive lots of gifts for your sexual talents.

You are a suburban mother by day, prostitute by night. After your husband falls asleep, you put the hot pants on and look for some action. After casually mentioning the mundane pace of your life to one of the girls in your bunko league, you were turned on to the idea of making a little dough on the side. If he asks where you got that pearl necklace from, just tell him you inherited it from Grandma

You are a suburban mother by day, prostitute by night. After your husband falls asleep, you put the hot pants on and look for some action. After casually mentioning the mundane pace of your life to one of the girls in your bunko league, you were turned on to the idea of making a little dough on the side. If he asks where you got that pearl necklace from, just tell him you inherited it from Grandma.



(Rave In2 The Whore Fantastic)

You are a strumpet. In addition to giving head to the guy in the Shakespeare costume, you always look like your boobs are about to fall out ofyour corset.



Strumpet

You are a street hooker. You sell sex to the lowest bidder. Hobbies incude lighting up, shooting up, and toking up.

.... it's not true.... IT'S JUST NOT TRUE....

PREDOMINANT said:

your lil fanny pack off to the side is sexy

PREDOMINANT said:

your lil fanny pack off to the side is sexy

Say it aint so!!!


You're a geisha. Geishas mainly cater to overworked Asian men with small penises. You aren't always hired for sex; sometimes, all he wants is a hot cup of green tea.

Christopher said:

Thats a hernia (from wearing tight corsets!)

You are a Vegas showgirl. So you may not sell your body, but wearing feathers and a rhinestone-encrusted thong sure brings in a lot of green.

PREDOMINANT said:

LawL

Christopher said:

Oh. My. God. Becky-look at her butt.

subhuman09 said:

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Christopher said:

sHe iS sUcH aE cRaCk wHoRe!!@!!@$%@# tEh sTiPpErE iEs bRiTnEy!!!#@@

ie sInG sOOOEOEOOOO gOoD!##@@@@!!!!!

subhuman09 said:

RoFlLL!,mY cAt SiNgS waY MuCh BeTTErRR!!@W@#23

You are a courtesan. Courtesans are in the top tier of hookers. You're the king's pillow friend and you receive lots of gifts for your sexual talents.

Christopher said:

yERe pUsSyE cAt cAnT sIeNg!!#%$$#@%)#)#)@))666!@@@

iTe oNLeY sInGeS wHiTnEy hoOuStOn!@@)@)#@@!!!!!

subhuman09 said:

tHaTs N0t wHiTnEy!@!#@@,its mE sInGGinEGIngG!

:inascent:

Christopher said:

iS noTte!!#@@@! yEw tAkE aCEiD!!!@@! iEy hEaRdE iTe!!!#@@!!!!!#$#$$)#__#

:flateoolant:

subhuman09 said:

i haVeE a TapE RrCoRdEr! WaNt To BorRoW It!?2@?#

:evalloll:

Christopher said:

oMg!!@!)! nOE yEw dInNdT!!!#)@)! yErE sUCHe aE tUnAE wHoReEW!!#(@

:toonuhcheekin:

You are a concubine. You are in a monogamous relationship with the man who pays you bills. Your relationship to him is like the dad who bangs the babysitter and then pays her extra.

subhuman09 said:

HqaahaHa,YeZ i DiDe! YoU dAnCe LiKeE a DrUnKaRd oLD MAnn@!##@!

:haeh;

Cloudbuster said:

marcy!,what have you been doing?

Christopher said:

Cloudbuster said:

Bwahhahhahahahhahhahhah

PREDOMINANT said:

Cloudbuster said:

and for sure, i thought you were a crack whore.

Christopher said: