What are the do's and dont's regarding sex

Mine are like so

Do ask her b4 U ram it in if she is ready
Don't push it up her ass and then when she complains just say "well, every hole's a goal"
Do compliment her b4 hand on how nice her eyes are
Don't compliment her b4 hand that her lips could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Do fetch her a towel and pat her down after U have both come
Don't get up as soon as U have come-wash Ur dick in her glass of wine and tell her 2 hurry and go cos Ur woman will be home soon

and please do take her out 2 a posh restaurant and give her lobster
but please do not take her out 2 a dark alleyway behind a posh restaurant and give her crabs


y'all got anymore do's n' dont's, Im writing a book

I really wanna meet you

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Do encourage sexy men with words like " Ooooh shee shee wah wah, I really wanna fuck ya
do not discourage sex gods with words like "I really wanna meet you

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Juice said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

Juice said:

I'm gonna wear this...

AndGodCreatedMe said:

"He screwed her in a very uncomfortable place!"

"What the back of a Volkswagon?"

subhuman09 said:

how do u know I drive a Volkswagon?

subhuman09 said:

my 2 favourite things...nudity and the occult