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PrintableTheFrog said: subhuman09 said: Port Shoem by The Speverent Rooner I've a Gouse and Harden in the country An ace I call my plown, A treat I can replace to When I beed to knee alone. Catterfly and butterpillar Perch on beefy lough And I listen to the dats and cogs As they mark and they biaow. Yes wature here is nunderful There is no weed for nords, While silling by my windowflutter Biny little tirds.  
that makes me want to dance. 
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GIR said: DOES SHE HAVE TACOS? I NEEEED TACOS OR I WILL EXPLODE!
IT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES. she has a tuna taco  | |
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Bacon & eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic 
U will ?!? 
Yes i will Baby | |
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Juice said: Bacon & eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" Your sig makes me laugh everytime I see it | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Juice said: Bacon & eggs
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast till the chores are done. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast, and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and with a smile says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" Your sig makes me laugh everytime I see it I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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where's my baby..AGCM  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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Juice said: where's my baby..AGCM
She fucked off and left you for someone better  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Juice said: where's my baby..AGCM
She fucked off and left you for someone better  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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Juice said: REDFEATHERS said: She fucked off and left you for someone better you cry like a baby to match your eye brows 
poor thing  | |
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lollyp0p said: Juice said: you cry like a baby to match your eye brows
poor thing LMFAO!!!  | |
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Juice said: where's my baby..AGCM
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REDFEATHERS said: Juice said: where's my baby..AGCM
She fucked off and left you for someone better  | |
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that's ok, i still got my guitar- look out now!  I'll go down on u all night long..it's Automatic
U will ?!?
Yes i will Baby | |
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Juice said: that's ok, i still got my guitar- look out now!
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