He dies.
She dies.
Pretty much all of them die.
She and the cat live, the rest of them die.
She and the girl and the dopey marine live, the rest of them die.
She finally dies.
She lives again.
He dies, she sings over the body.
The other guy's mother forgives him and then he dies.
The wizard dies.
The wizard returns.
The king returns.
They live!
They live, but are reduced to savages.
They live by eating each other.
He gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
It's a sled.
He leaves her; she goes home.
He stays, she leaves with her husband.
He leaves without her, she stays with her husband.
He goes home.
She goes home, with her little dog too.
They have a problem, but they get home.
He was home all the time.
Germs.
He wins.
He loses.
He wins the rematch.
He loses, but that makes him a winner.
He goes the distance.
The shoe fits.
They get married.
They don't get married.
The day is saved.
The city is saved.
The world is saved.
The spy saves the world single-handedly and gets the girl.
The spy saves the world with the help of some ninjas and gets the girl.
The world is destroyed.
The boat sinks.
The Russians think the boat sinks.
The boat blows up.
The boat turns upside down.
The tower catches fire.
He warns of danger, but the mayor refuses to listen.
They prove his innocence.
He proves his own innocence.
They escape from the Nazis.
Freedom for Scotland?
Freedom for whales?
There's only one.
His mother's dead and he's nuts.
Her son's dead and she's nuts.
Her favourite author is injured and she's nuts.
He's nuts, and now he's on the loose.
He's nuts, and still on the loose.
He's tragically misunderstood.
She's a guy!
He's a girl!
He's a wizard!
He's Batman.
The government buries it in a warehouse.
They get off the island.
He gets off the island.
His father saves his life.
Ollie's in another fine mess and Stan is sorry.
It was really the good sister that tried to kill the bad sister.
'Twas beauty killed the beast.
He coulda been a contender.
Mr. Blandings builds his dream house.
He built it; they came.
They killed the wrong ape.
He wants to live again.
He wants to be a real boy.
It's made from people.
It's made of lead.
The butler did it.
The good guy did it.
The one we all thought was dead did it.
The first guy who really did die did it.
They all did it, and get away with it.
Nobody did it.
The traitor is the colonel who sent them on the mission in the first place.
After a desperate battle, the Zulu give up.
It was all a dream. Or was it?
It was all an implanted memory. Or was it?
He's a replicant. Or is he?
He is destroyed by his own hubris.
He is destroyed by the creation of his own hubris.
He's one of the dead people the kid sees.
He's dead, but he still protects his girlfriend.
He regains his faith.
The nuns sing.
The sailors sing.
Everybody sings.
It was full of stars.
It's a test, and he gets the chocolate factory.
One robot survives to garden in peace.
The police chief is on the take.
The boy shoots the dog.
They find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and him.
He makes sure his mother falls in love with his father.
He makes sure the mother lives, and becomes the father.
He commits the final sin.
The band gets back together.
The kids are his opus.
They ride off into the sunset.
They live happily ever after.

Now try to name all the movies listed!

Sweeny79 said:

"There, I just saved you two long boobless hours" -- Peter Griffin

you forgot...

He's actually his Father!

And She's his Sister too! (...and they kissed in the last film ewww!)

No, Jar Jar doesn't Die.

Sweeny79 said:

I like you...that just what I was going to say. But can you list all of the movies...or did you make them up.
[Edited 10/7/04 18:29pm]

savoirfaire said:[quote]

Sweeny79 said:

But we'll never know whow Johnny was cuz like he's dead...

He dies. -Old Yeller
She dies. -Lady and the Tramp
Pretty much all of them die. -Showgirls
She and the cat live, the rest of them die. -Garfield the Movie
She and the girl and the dopey marine live, the rest of them die. -Forrest Gump
She finally dies. -Titanic
She lives again. -Titanic the Reckoning
He dies, she sings over the body. -The Anna Nicole Smith Story
The other guy's mother forgives him and then he dies. -In and Out
The wizard dies. -The KKK is Not Ok
The wizard returns. -Bill Gates, White Pimp
The king returns. -Whatever Happened to Baby Michael?
They live! -Cocoon
They live, but are reduced to savages. -Cocoon II
They live by eating each other. -Golden Girls Movie
He gets Lou Gehrig's disease. -Lou Diamond Phillips's House of Chicken and Waffles
It's a sled. -Hellraiser
He leaves her; she goes home. -Oh Martha, Where Art Thou?
He stays, she leaves with her husband. -Tootsie
He leaves without her, she stays with her husband. -Liza Minelli, First Blood
He goes home. -Halloween
She goes home, with her little dog too. -The Catherine Zeta Jones Story
They have a problem, but they get home. -Xanadu
He was home all the time. -Arthur
Germs. -Jackass: The Movie
He wins. -Rambo
He loses. -Demolition Man
He wins the rematch. -Napster: The Movie
He loses, but that makes him a winner. -Chairman of the Board
He goes the distance. -W: The Canadian Journey
The shoe fits. -My Left Foot
They get married. -Dawn of the Dead
They don't get married. -Fatal Attraction
The day is saved. -Bruce Willis as Hero, Volume 332,923,938,302
The city is saved. -Ghostbusters
The world is saved. -Celine Dion and the Terrible No Good Very Bad Egg Salad
The spy saves the world single-handedly and gets the girl. -Ishtar
The spy saves the world with the help of some ninjas and gets the girl. -3 Ninjas
The world is destroyed. -Citizen Kane Redux: The Nuge as Prez
The boat sinks. -Kathie Lee Gifford and Star Jones: Friends Forever
The Russians think the boat sinks. -Air Gorby
The boat blows up. -What Does This Button Do?
The boat turns upside down. -Keith Richards in Equilibrium
The tower catches fire. -Back to the Future
He warns of danger, but the mayor refuses to listen. -Ghostbusters
They prove his innocence. -Captain Kangano
He proves his own innocence. -Mikey Likes It
They escape from the Nazis. -Indiana Jones
Freedom for Scotland? -Braveheart
Freedom for whales? -Free Willy: The Bitch is Back
There's only one. -Highlander Sequel Number 236
His mother's dead and he's nuts. -Rush Limbaugh on Ice
Her son's dead and she's nuts. -The Jacksons
Her favourite author is injured and she's nuts. -Misery (the Zelaira Story)
He's nuts, and now he's on the loose. -The Happy Squirrel Fucks France
He's nuts, and still on the loose. -Timmy Doesn't Live Here Anymore
He's tragically misunderstood. -W: Werdz Er Harde
She's a guy! -Hillary Duff
He's a girl! -The Donald Rumsfeld Story
He's a wizard! -See above
He's Batman. -The Subby Story
The government buries it in a warehouse. -Healthcare: Die Harder
They get off the island. -Temptation Island vs. Cannibal Corpse A Go-Go
He gets off the island. -Castaway
His father saves his life. -W: Werdz Er Harde
Ollie's in another fine mess and Stan is sorry. -The Oliver North Story
It was really the good sister that tried to kill the bad sister. -The Simpsons
'Twas beauty killed the beast. -Julianne Moore vs. Joan Rivers
He coulda been a contender. -Ross Perot: the Movie
Mr. Blandings builds his dream house. -Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
He built it; they came. -Deep Throat
They killed the wrong ape. -Andre The Giant: The Movie
He wants to live again. -The Strom Thurmond Story
He wants to be a real boy. -Haley Joel Osment in Creepshow II
It's made from people. -Flubber
It's made of lead. -Dick Cheney's Pacemaker: A True Story
The butler did it. -Princess Di: Tabloid Exploit Fest
The good guy did it. -Caddyshack
The one we all thought was dead did it. -Rupert Murdoch for President
The first guy who really did die did it. -Pay it Forward
They all did it, and get away with it. -Showgirls
Nobody did it. -Elmo: Bloodline
The traitor is the colonel who sent them on the mission in the first place. -KFC: FU
After a desperate battle, the Zulu give up. -The Gods Must be Crazy
It was all a dream. Or was it? -The 2000 Presidential Election: by Ken Burns
It was all an implanted memory. Or was it? -Psycho: Remake
He's a replicant. Or is he? -Blade Runner
He is destroyed by his own hubris. -Animal House
He is destroyed by the creation of his own hubris. -PCU
He's one of the dead people the kid sees. -The Sixth Sense
He's dead, but he still protects his girlfriend. -Ghost 2: Casper's Back and He's Pissed!
He regains his faith. -The Jimmy Swaggert Story
The nuns sing. -Sister Act
The sailors sing. -In the Navy
Everybody sings. -Watergate
It was full of stars. -Looney Tunes: The Movie
It's a test, and he gets the chocolate factory. -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
One robot survives to garden in peace. -Martha Stewart: Doilies of Hope
The police chief is on the take. -L.A. Riots
The boy shoots the dog. -Joan Rivers: First Date
They find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and him. -Muppet Movie
He makes sure his mother falls in love with his father. -Dirty Dancing
He makes sure the mother lives, and becomes the father. -Oedipus Rex
He commits the final sin. -Joining the Org: A How To
The band gets back together. -Blues Brothers
The kids are his opus. -Mr. Holland's Opus
They ride off into the sunset. -Thelma and Louise
They live happily ever after. -Stop the World, I Want to Get OFF

Natisse said:

You must read them and make sure I'm right.

u have 2 much time on your hands

Natisse said:

co-sign that!!!

wow.

subhuman09 said:

pass!

subhuman09 said:

I've read them now....

subhuman09 said:

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

superspaceboy said:

I like ya too Bob!

Naw I just cut and pasted that!

Natisse said:

me too

You forgot:

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry

JediMaster said:

Pffft I can handle anyone when they angry!