Last weekend I was on the bus and this kid got on. He had dread locks and tattoos and he was pierced all over. Not the look that tends to attract me. However he had the most beautiful face. I sat there looking at him wondering what he'd look like with short hair and without the scraggly beard. But then I sat there and looked at him and thought that it really wouldn't matter whether or not he had short hair or dreads. He was simply fucking beautiful.

Well he gets off the bus and this old lady leans towards me and tells me "I saw you looking at him. Don't be jealous, you don't wanna look like that anyway. You look fine just the way you are."



What an innocent old lady. She couldn't tell lust from envy. She thought I was staring at him contemplating that I could look "cool" like he did. Meanwile back at the ranch I was playing out every freaking position in my head I could think of

You dirty perv!!

lol u kick ass Supa oh and i do wanna hear that Mix u did..

TheRealFiness said:

Well damn, I'm waitin on u!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

aww shit.. a'ight

OOOH! i like 'em with the dreads and tatts and stuff! so pass him on over this way and when i've had my way, i'll mail him back to ya all scrubbed and WASPified (no better place than the midwest for that kind of procedure, don'tcha know). don't think of it as sloppy seconds - think of it as repurposed rrrowr.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

oh you nasty man such a sweet old lady.

just my opinion but from now on when you're in the public transportation system, leering at total strangers, just put on a pair of shades and a low-brim hat . . noone will know where you're looking

Aaw...what a sweet old lady!








BTW, judging from your pic, you'd probably look funny with dreds anyway.

Supa

Wait...

Supa's gay?



(Learn something new everyday...)

subhuman09 said:

You didn't know?

meow85 said:

subhuman09 said:

oh subby, you gotta tell the truth everyonce in a while. people are gonna think you're really naive!

fantasyislander said:

subhuman09 said:

that's a great story! thanks for sharing, Supa


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i hope that "kid" wasn't actually a kid...that shit is illegal. and wrong

subhuman09 said:

Whatever gave you that idea.... look REALLY close at his avatar pic.. !

I am teasin subby... I know you knew!

Cute! U shoulda said sumthin tho!

Like... 'Hi - Im super!

0101010101010101010101010 said:

I'm 34, so 20 somethin is a kid to me

bananacologne said:

Thank God I don't resemble that picture!!