like when you take a dump and your butt itches like hell..doesnt that 1st wipe feel mighty good??

i think that qualifies for way too much information and possibly a thread jacking.

What about where to go to do your taxes?

Mazerati said:

... or how the poop sticks to your bunny's ass, and you need to "operate" on the big poop glob... nobody ever talks about THAT!

Milty said:

Mazerati said:

irresistibleb1tch said:

or what about when your little two-year-old has a really hard one that she can't get out and you have to "help" her? no one ever talks about that either . . .

. . . ahh, the joys of motherhood.

you know what else no one talks about? when you try to beat the bugs into your house at night, then shut the door before any get in. why bother? they get in anyways. but no one talks about the futility of this exercise b/c then it would dash everyone's hopes and dreams. everyone wants to race bugs. everyone thinks they can beat the bugs inside, but no one moves fast enough. well, if that is your dream, don't let me rain on your parade. just one piece of advise. buy a yellow porch light.

what about when some one is picking there nose and like you see them eat it?

irresistibleb1tch said:

bunnies?? Please. How about a CAT. WITH CLAWS. and PMS--Puddy Maniac Syndrome.

Mazerati said:

i have never had an itchy ass from pooping. you need to wipe a little mo' better!

SassyBritches said:

Christopher said:

you saw that?

I'm visualising a whole lotta shit...n it'z not pleasant!

lilmissmissy said:

I don't do drugs. I am drugs

lilmissmissy said:

ewwwww

Christopher said:

CarrieMpls said:

I know! Like i said, it aint pleasant!!

"Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here!"

Mazerati said:

Well, I don't mean to get to technical. But, if you encouter a litte gratta (butt itch) after taking a , you may want to consider giving your a good scrub with soap and water b/c won't clean it completely and leave stains. So whenever you have to go take a on the don't forget my advice.

how about when your ready to go down for the count on your girlfriend for the very 1st time and she smells like a tuna salad thats been left out in the sun for 3 days? do u tell her? or go about your business and pretend everything is cool?
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What about trying to prevent getting cancer?

Mazerati said:

How about Prince? Nobody ever talks about THAT!!!

Heavenly said:

sure they do. just not in this forum!

My motto in life "wipe until it stops turning brown!"

fantasyislander said:

What do you mean by 'this forum'? there are other forums?

Heavenly said:

don't go out there though! it's scary out there . . . just stay here in the safety of GD with all of us.

fantasyislander said:

...and never talk about Prince, right?

magnificentsynthesizer667 said:

wipe on wipe off wipe on wipe off wipe on wipe off wipe on wipe off