I have urled the pics as they may be offensive to some Orgers

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The following (first two) pictures are of a guy who works for the US Forest Service in Alaska and his trophy bear. He was out deer hunting last week when a large grizzly bear charged him from about 50 yards away. The guy unloaded his 7mm mag semi-automatic rifle into the bear and it dropped a few feet from him. The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times in the head. The bear was just over one thousand six hundred pounds. It stood 12' 6" high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head. It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world. Of course, the Alaska Fish and Wildlife Commission did not let him keep it as a trophy, but the bear will be stuffed and mounted, and placed on display at the Anchorage airport (to remind tourist's of the risks involved when in the wild!!!!).

Based on the contents of the bear's stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear had killed at least two humans in the past 72 hours. His last meal was the unlucky nature buff in the third picture below. The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol were the remains of the hiker..... mmmmm! nice!! The other body has not been found. Although the hiker fired six shots and managed to hit the grizzly with four shots (they ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along with twelve 7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body) it only wounded the bear and probably angered it. The bear killed the hiker an estimated two days prior to the bear's own death by the gun of the Forest Service worker.

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Think about this. If you are an average size man; you would be level with the bear's belly button when he stood upright The bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours! To give additional perspective, cons er that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs,could walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or walk up to a two story house and look in the bedroom windows.

(Who you callin' average anyway? )


ps-That's seriously fucked up. Even for me.

subhuman09 said:

What's fucked up? You being average???

REDFEATHERS said:

Yeah, pretty much.

subhuman09 said:

Totally fucked up

Thank god!

Nobody ever fights back anymore.



My Dick is not average.-this one is:



(Below average actually.)

I got this in an e-mail about two years ago.

subhuman09 said:

Not even close to below average... kinda like 2the9s..

JediMaster said:

then why didnt you post it?

REDFEATHERS said:

Damn right!

(Are they gonna move this to Politics and Religion?)

subhuman09 said:

Naah, prolly straight into the trash bin..



Oh yeah, that being the Politics and Religion Forum..

REDFEATHERS said:

Is there a difference between the trash bin and Politics and Religion?

subhuman09 said:

Whats what I just said...

REDFEATHERS said:

I was simply restating the truth.



(That or it's time for bed.)

subhuman09 said:

Are you coming on to me???

REDFEATHERS said:

Oh you fucking wish, Big Bird.



(Enough drinks, maybe.)

REDFEATHERS said:

I shouldn't worry. He's gay.

Cloudbuster said:

mE TOO!

Cloudbuster said:

Never stopped you from tryin' before!

subhuman09 said:

You are just a fucking minge teasing bastid..

REDFEATHERS said:

Take your caps off.

Cloudbuster said:

wHy?

subhuman09 said:

I don't have to try.

REDFEATHERS said:

'Cos if you don't I'll punch your face thru' the back of your head!

REDFEATHERS said:

"I keed! I keed!"

Cloudbuster said:

Yeah, sucking comes pretty naturally to you, doesn't it, man?

Cloudbuster said:

REPORTED!!!!

subhuman09 said:

I know, I know..

Lets pick on Cloudbuster..

Cloudbuster said:

I take it all back-they were right about you.

Except for the having a penis part.

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