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Thread started 09/20/04 6:14pm

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Org Press Conference

I have called this Org Press Conference to address some issues and rumors surrounding me of late....Now as you know I am an Org Superstar (ahhh twinkle twinkle baby!) and I have recently taken a stand against all threads in which you must list other orgers....I am now giving the "gas face"-----> confused to any and all that do not list me for I am loved and adored and demand tribute!

The other issue I must address is the rumors about my sexuality.... There have been rumors of me being gay and my smooth way with the ladies is merely a cover up for my homosexual desires....I am here today at this press conference to say.....YES I have flirted with men here at the org....Yes I think Anxiety is sexy and I have had my hand on Gooey's thigh....but that does not make me gay....Just curious.....And with this said I will accept any and all of the org women's attempts to "turn me straight" with all night sexcapades and things of that nature....As for the org men who continually send me naked photos and pictures of your penis's please refrain from using black and white pictures I like color....Errr I mean stop it!!

And the last issue I will address at this press conference is that there is yet another rumor about a certain org woman who is pregnant with my love child.....I will neither confirm or deny this but I will say this.....This dispute will be settled in the proper forum.....the Maury Povitch show....and we will see what those test results in that little envelope say!

I will now take any questions from the floor.....Literally Im on the floor and will answer any questions...
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #1 posted 09/20/04 6:16pm

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will you do me ????? batting eyes
One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111


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an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby....
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Reply #2 posted 09/20/04 6:24pm

Natisse

nakedpianoplayer said:

will you do me ????? batting eyes


falloff

...dre will you do me too? batting eyes
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Reply #3 posted 09/20/04 6:28pm

Byron

Will you stand by the claim that the memos are indeed authentic??...
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Reply #4 posted 09/20/04 6:28pm

jerseykrs

"Kick em in da grill sin!!!"

oh, I don't particularly like not being mentioned in those lists either, remember, I am a whore for attention.....
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Reply #5 posted 09/20/04 6:44pm

sinister

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nakedpianoplayer said:

will you do me ????? batting eyes


Does Althom have crack in his system? Of course I will! batting eyes
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #6 posted 09/20/04 6:47pm

sinister

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Natisse said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

will you do me ????? batting eyes


falloff

...dre will you do me too? batting eyes


Does Althom make love to the crack pipe? batting eyes Of course! (Only I could make a thread with rumors of being gay and have women asking me to do them.....God Im cool.... cool )
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #7 posted 09/20/04 6:48pm

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Byron said:

Will you stand by the claim that the memos are indeed authentic??...


I will stand by the claim even though I have no knowledge of such memos or if they are authentic! But I will say the dingos did indeed eat your baby....
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #8 posted 09/20/04 6:48pm

sinister

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jerseykrs said:

"Kick em in da grill sin!!!"

oh, I don't particularly like not being mentioned in those lists either, remember, I am a whore for attention.....


Yes....you are a whore.... biggrin
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #9 posted 09/20/04 6:51pm

Natisse

sinister said:

Byron said:

Will you stand by the claim that the memos are indeed authentic??...


I will stand by the claim even though I have no knowledge of such memos or if they are authentic! But I will say the dingos did indeed eat your baby....


OOOOOh you know your Aussie history nod
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Reply #10 posted 09/20/04 7:04pm

priceless

Guess what!
This is exactly the thread i was thinking of posting, an org press conference was on my mind...
[Edited 9/20/04 19:09pm]
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Reply #11 posted 09/20/04 7:07pm

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I am glad to have caught this press conference...say over Britney's declaration of "marriage".

Cheers thumbs up!

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #12 posted 09/20/04 7:11pm

asylum

mr sinister, is this not just another popularity contest not so cleverly disguised?

hans and i expected so much more from you.

you have become what you claim to loathe. the inmates are restless with this news.
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Reply #13 posted 09/20/04 7:19pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

Ok if anyone was going to turn anyone any which way it would be myself after Herm..... have you seen this man? Every visible body hair on his 6'0 frame in place... So I would ask out of org respect you keep your hand off his thigh!

Thanks for your immediate attention to this memo!

Muse
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Reply #14 posted 09/20/04 7:20pm

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BITE ME BABY!!!!! Ps- See you on Maurey P!!!!! AND I KNOW YOU MY BABY'S DADDY!!!!! I knew the night that I csught you in bed with my step brother and his hussy drag queen girlfriend. I knew it- felt it in my womb....

HERE IS US ON OUR PROMO- HAVE YOU SEEN IT???
http://www.uni-television....promo.mov

*giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
"It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." prince
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Reply #15 posted 09/20/04 7:23pm

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superspaceboy said:

I am glad to have caught this press conference...say over Britney's declaration of "marriage".

Cheers thumbs up!


Thank you....I just want to set the record straight....and Britney's marriage is the begining of her Liza Manelli years....
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #16 posted 09/20/04 7:26pm

sinister

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asylum said:

mr sinister, is this not just another popularity contest not so cleverly disguised?

hans and i expected so much more from you.

you have become what you claim to loathe. the inmates are restless with this news.


As I said early I only frown upon threads that do not honor me properly....and I seek no fame from this thread....But I do seek to address the rumors of my sexuality....Tell Hans I think he is sexy in that thong....
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #17 posted 09/20/04 7:29pm

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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Ok if anyone was going to turn anyone any which way it would be myself after Herm..... have you seen this man? Every visible body hair on his 6'0 frame in place... So I would ask out of org respect you keep your hand off his thigh!

Thanks for your immediate attention to this memo!

Muse


I respect this memo and was hoping that you would try to help keep me on the straight side for you are very hot and I am John Blaze.....we would go perfect together.....and as for my hand on his thigh he put it there....and said something an itch he can't scratch....and something about me doing something about that.....but I have said too much...
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #18 posted 09/20/04 7:31pm

asylum

sinister said:

asylum said:

mr sinister, is this not just another popularity contest not so cleverly disguised?

hans and i expected so much more from you.

you have become what you claim to loathe. the inmates are restless with this news.


As I said early I only frown upon threads that do not honor me properly....and I seek no fame from this thread....But I do seek to address the rumors of my sexuality....Tell Hans I think he is sexy in that thong....


i do find it quite remarkable how hans fashioned his bubble wrap garment.

i am not one to judge a man's bedroom activities.

i only point to the advertising for this thread in hopes it adds understanding.

hans sends his regards. fame is fleeting-bubble wrap thongs sadly last far too long.
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Reply #19 posted 09/20/04 7:34pm

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sinister said:

superspaceboy said:

I am glad to have caught this press conference...say over Britney's declaration of "marriage".

Cheers thumbs up!


Thank you....I just want to set the record straight....and Britney's marriage is the begining of her Liza Manelli years....




and we know how that all turned out...right?

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #20 posted 09/20/04 7:34pm

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MNlivingCA said:

BITE ME BABY!!!!! Ps- See you on Maurey P!!!!! AND I KNOW YOU MY BABY'S DADDY!!!!! I knew the night that I csught you in bed with my step brother and his hussy drag queen girlfriend. I knew it- felt it in my womb....

HERE IS US ON OUR PROMO- HAVE YOU SEEN IT???
http://www.uni-television....promo.mov

*giggle* *giggle* *giggle*


Must you drag our baby momma drama out in the public....I tried to be discreet and not mention your name....and I definetly want a test to see if I am the real father....I don't think babies in my family are usually born with metal bodies and asking for crack....hmmm
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #21 posted 09/20/04 7:36pm

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priceless said:

Guess what!
This is exactly the thread i was thinking of posting, an org press conference was on my mind...
[Edited 9/20/04 19:09pm]


You should start your own press conference thread regardless.....if you have something to announce or records to set straight....
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #22 posted 09/20/04 7:41pm

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sinister said:



Must you drag our baby momma drama out in the public....I tried to be discreet and not mention your name....and I definetly want a test to see if I am the real father....I don't think babies in my family are usually born with metal bodies and asking for crack....hmmm



AHHHHH! Sinister. How could you talk so meanly about our baby????? Look- Look at him, he looks JUST like you!!!!! Little PIMP..... I don't care what he looks like before I put his rubber face and body on..... HOw can you deny him?
BEFORE-----AFTER
"It's only been an hour since you left me, but it feels like a million days...... I'd crawl on my belly and beg you but you're so far away." prince
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Reply #23 posted 09/20/04 7:47pm

Muse2NOPharaoh

sinister said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Ok if anyone was going to turn anyone any which way it would be myself after Herm..... have you seen this man? Every visible body hair on his 6'0 frame in place... So I would ask out of org respect you keep your hand off his thigh!

Thanks for your immediate attention to this memo!

Muse


I respect this memo and was hoping that you would try to help keep me on the straight side for you are very hot and I am John Blaze.....we would go perfect together.....and as for my hand on his thigh he put it there....and said something an itch he can't scratch....and something about me doing something about that.....but I have said too much...


I do respect your individualities and deeply sensed a lack of sincerity for the gay lifestyle... thereby I was froced to step in and protect... sigh It is a tuff job but somebody has to do it!
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Reply #24 posted 09/20/04 7:58pm

sinister

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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

sinister said:



I respect this memo and was hoping that you would try to help keep me on the straight side for you are very hot and I am John Blaze.....we would go perfect together.....and as for my hand on his thigh he put it there....and said something an itch he can't scratch....and something about me doing something about that.....but I have said too much...


I do respect your individualities and deeply sensed a lack of sincerity for the gay lifestyle... thereby I was froced to step in and protect... sigh It is a tuff job but somebody has to do it!


I respect your sense of duty to serve and protect and hope you don't hold me thinking you are the cats meow against me....
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #25 posted 09/20/04 8:10pm

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MNlivingCA said:

sinister said:



Must you drag our baby momma drama out in the public....I tried to be discreet and not mention your name....and I definetly want a test to see if I am the real father....I don't think babies in my family are usually born with metal bodies and asking for crack....hmmm



AHHHHH! Sinister. How could you talk so meanly about our baby????? Look- Look at him, he looks JUST like you!!!!! Little PIMP..... I don't care what he looks like before I put his rubber face and body on..... HOw can you deny him?
BEFORE-----AFTER


Your association with that crack bot Althom makes me skeptical that that is my baby.....I demand not only a genetic test but a drug test as well.....We could have been special Libs.....but you couldnt resist that crack infested tin lovin you were always raving about.....but at least I don't have to wrap myself in tinfoil everytime I have sex like I used to have to with you...disbelief
Some of you orgers are so deceptive.....using my styles like a contraceptive....
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Reply #26 posted 09/21/04 1:48am

CauseImFly

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sinister said:



Thank you....I just want to set the record straight....and Britney's marriage is the begining of her Liza Manelli years....




and we know how that all turned out...right?


*sniff* *sniff* this reminds me so much of my mama and papa.....and michael was there too! bawl
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Reply #27 posted 09/21/04 6:15am

DavidEye

superspaceboy said:

sinister said:



Thank you....I just want to set the record straight....and Britney's marriage is the begining of her Liza Manelli years....




and we know how that all turned out...right?




falloff that picture is a classic.Michael actually looks high...lol
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Reply #28 posted 09/21/04 6:23am

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DavidEye said:

superspaceboy said:





and we know how that all turned out...right?




falloff that picture is a classic.Michael actually looks high...lol


He also looks human compared to the other three. lol
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Reply #29 posted 09/21/04 7:24am

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