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THIS JUST IN! SINISTER'S IDENTITY FINALLY REVEALED! PHOTOS ACTUALLY OF HIS NEPHEW!

Story follows below:


IS PRINCE. ORG MEMBER SINISTER (Not to be confused with CinisterCee) ACTUALLY...



FAMED COMEDIAN REDD FOXX?

It's true!

The rumors of Mr. Foxx's untimely demise have spread for years through the entertainment tabloids, industry and amongst die-hard fans.

However, an unknown informant has been kind enough as to pass the long the above photo forever cementing Prince.org (not affiliated with MichaelJackson.org) and its place in the record books.

When asked about this issue Mr. Sinister (who has recently been known to have "died" and "returned" with new account information on said website) replied:

"This is the big one! lollyp0p, I'm comin' to see ya honey!"

Prince.org moderator Ben has no comment on this matter, but says to stay tuned for the new webcam and audio hook-up provided soon. Nielsen ratings are expected to be reported as soon as they feel like it.

So what does all this really mean? What's the future for the little message board that could? What about the man that many associate as the great one of comedy? Has he come back to us?

All this reporter knows is that, wherever Mr. Foxx is-he's smiling:

poor sinister baby

Lamont! Errr Subhuman you big dummy!






I will neither confirm or deny these rumors of my true identity nor will I acknowlege that I know of a "Elizabeth" of if Im coming to join her.....

sinister said:

Mr. Sinister, do you have anything to say to your legions of fans?

Mr. Foxx was known for his "man-whoring" activities in his day, are you aware of this connection and do you have any plans?

subhuman09 said:

All I know is you better stop talking about my activities or Im gonna give you a fat lip! Damn! There goes Julio with that damn goat again! Hey get away from my bottle of Ripple! And if you keep on with this false accusations I will be forced to call my attorney Esther to come over here and give you some of her ugly!

sinister said:

Fans have been sending in Ripple by the truckloads, are you aware of this?

I have contacted your attorney and you are indeed correct on the ugly factor.

Julio is in a loving marriage with his goat last we heard for this story, Mr. Sinister-are you saying a man and a goat are unable to find true happiness? Who gives you the right to decide what happens between man and animal?

I for one am waiting for your work to make its way to DVD, sir.

subhuman09 said:

I never said I was who you think I was! You big dummy! I do know a "Lamont" and he has moved around some junk at my house from time to time but that proves nothing! Now I gotta go fix these pigs feet be right back.....

sinister said:

Mr. Lamont has been quite helpful in our research actually-he claims to be using the junk, but we're unsure of the validity of that statement-care to comment?

If we could possibly trouble you for the recipe for those pigs feet it'd be wonderful-our next issue we're having celebrity recipes and well-it's really liven the whole piece up.

Mr. Fo-er, Sinister, thank you once again for your timely response to our story.

subhuman09 said:

Again I don't know where you get this "celebrity" stuff but my lawyer Esther has told me to tell you "Give your soul to the lord you old heathen!" I think you should take that advice....now if you will excuse me I got some collard greens on the stove....

sinister said:

Esther is quite the poet, and we appreciate her concern-a story from the church would be wonderful as well if at all possible.

The recipe for your greens would be wonderful as well-anything with an image perhaps of you preparing them?

We will be visiting Esther for a follow-up on her concern and to discuss other matters, so pleae give her our best.

lollyp0p said:

Could we trouble you for some comments, lollyp0p, as you were name-checked in the story?

What is your connection to Mr. Sinister?

Your take on the goings on?

How do you find the Org to be at this time?

lollyp0p said:

Girl no you didnt! Did you just give me the wacky emoticon!?!? Ohhh lawd....(stumbles back and clutches chest) Elizabeth! Im coming to join you honey!

sinister said:

Mr Sinister! Please! Some comments! What's it like? Do you see a light? Is Elizabet motioning you closer? Will this happen in the next episode? Why was your house so uniquely decorated?

subhuman09 said:

My house decorations? They were done by Grady.....Grady is a bit slow in the head and a big dummy! (Like Lamont) But he comes over and drinks Ripple with me.....But I have said too much...

sinister said:

Perhaps you can share with our readers the alcohol content of your Ripple? We've heard reports of soul food keeping the doctor away? Is this the case?

We'd like the opportunity for Grady to help with our design team, we're equal opportunity you know.

Thank you once again for your cooperation.

sinister said:

PEZ said:

Critisize people, not ideas.

drgoldsmoke said:

**p o l y v i n y l a c e t a t e w i l l k e e p y o u r **

subhuman09 said:

sorry sinister baby

but you are kinda

subhuman09 said:

ERMMMM

I DON'T KNOW ANY SUCH PERSON CALLED SINISTER

I THINK YOU ARE ALL INSANE

I FIND THE ORG TO BE MILDLY AMUSING LEANING TOWARD IDIOTIC


Thanks very much

you make me laugh!!!!

My fave. Red quote:

"Alot of people don't drink, don't smoke.....because they want to live, they give up that good stuff.....don't eat no neckbones, no pork, no lard.....

.....you gonna feel like a damn fool lying in the hospital dying from nothing."

lollyp0p said:

Can we quote you on that?

jerseykrs said:

Mr. Sini, er, Foxx was quite the philosopher, was he not?

Thank you in adding to our story.

Is this because of the new haircut?

applekisses said:

That photo did spark our investigation.

subhuman09 said:

Don't reveal too much!

applekisses said:

Your candor on this matter is appreciated.

subhuman09 said:

lollyp0p said: