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Reply #60 posted 09/09/04 4:10am

Teacher	Cloudbuster said: Teacher said: Hey, Jen! How you doing? Alive enough to make jokes How are you sweety and did you get MSN or Yahoo yet? :tappingfootimpatiently:
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Reply #61 posted 09/09/04 4:12am

KatSkrizzle

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y'all are OFF THE CHAIN IN HERE!

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Reply #62 posted 09/09/04 4:42am

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Teacher said:

Cloudbuster said:

Hey, Jen! How you doing? wink

Alive enough to make jokes mr.green

How are you sweety kisses

and did you get MSN or Yahoo yet? :tappingfootimpatiently: razz

I'm sound as a pie, thanks. smile

MSN, eh? Yeah, I think we can sort that out. smile

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Reply #63 posted 09/09/04 5:55am

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CCII said:

I heard you can damage some things. What should I be aware of? How should I take precaution?

You should make sure she washes her strap-on after she's done with you.

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)

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Reply #64 posted 09/09/04 5:59am

drgoldsmoke	U and ya girlfriend she be on TV. get in the van.
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Reply #65 posted 09/09/04 6:34am

Revolution

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Make sure she understands that farting is a near impossibility for at least 2 hours
afterwards... smile

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Reply #66 posted 09/09/04 6:39am

drgoldsmoke	She may fart blood 4 the rest of this lifetime.
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Reply #67 posted 09/09/04 7:06am

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Please, don't even attempt to #2 for atleast 24 hours.

Question: what the hell is a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Smooches;)

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Reply #68 posted 09/09/04 7:13am

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MsMisha319 said:

Please, don't even attempt to #2 for atleast 24 hours.

Question: what the hell is a "Dirty Sanchez"?

Smooches;)

DS is a shit soiled cock smeared on a girls upper lip, giving her a "moustache"...definately a no no no!

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Reply #69 posted 09/09/04 7:21am

tackam

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OK, everyone gather 'round. Here's the Case Guide to Doin' It In Da Butt...

1. LUBRICATION

All lubes are NOT created the same. Vaseline, shortening and all that shit doesn't work because it's messy AND it doesnt numb the sphincter. I recommed Anal-Eeze. You can get it at Priscillas or most other sex stores. It's a lubricant with benzocaine. It makes the inside of the rectum a bit numb but does NOT numb the pleasurable sensation once you get a good rhythm going.

2. FORGET THE PORNOS

You heard me. Forget em. You DO NOT ram it into her...you GENTLY push it in SLOWLY. And you ask HER when it's ok to go deeper. THEN when you speed up, make sure you keep in communication with her as to whether or not you're going too fast or too hard. After all, it's HER ass.

3. HYGIENE

Let's face it...ass fucking will never get the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. But to make it a CLEAN experience, pratice this basic list...

a) Attempt anal only after showering. For obvious reasons.

b) Have a towel nearby for secretions and lube.

c) Guys, 98% of women will NOT allow you to attempt a "dirty Sanchez" so don't even TRY!! Besides, she'll want to kiss you afterwords.

d)Make sure you avoid vaginal contact afterward. I thought that was a given, but many guys seem to think it's OK to try to stick it back in her vagina after anal. If that happens, YOU are paying for her gynecologist visit, you stupid fuck!

Quality info. thumbs up!