I heard you can damage some things. What should I be aware of? How should I take precaution?

CCII said:

sure, stop stickin her in that ass

nakedpianoplayer said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

Does b.u.bs stand for anything pertaining to anal sex?

you still don't know what b.u.b.s means?

nakedpianoplayer said:

HollowellSA said:

i like your style

HollowellSA said:

I don't get it.

nakedpianoplayer said:

You two get a room...

J0eyC0c0 said:

awww are you jealous?

nakedpianoplayer said:

I like your's too

HollowellSA said:

Not even a lil bit...

J0eyC0c0 said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

Did your thread just get deleted?

CCII said:

It didn't.

CCII said:

nope

nakedpianoplayer said:

How do you handle anal sex?

CCII said:

depends on my mood

OK, everyone gather 'round. Here's the Case Guide to Doin' It In Da Butt...

1. LUBRICATION

All lubes are NOT created the same. Vaseline, shortening and all that shit doesn't work because it's messy AND it doesnt numb the sphincter. I recommed Anal-Eeze. You can get it at Priscillas or most other sex stores. It's a lubricant with benzocaine. It makes the inside of the rectum a bit numb but does NOT numb the pleasurable sensation once you get a good rhythm going.

2. FORGET THE PORNOS

You heard me. Forget em. You DO NOT ram it into her...you GENTLY push it in SLOWLY. And you ask HER when it's ok to go deeper. THEN when you speed up, make sure you keep in communication with her as to whether or not you're going too fast or too hard. After all, it's HER ass.

3. HYGIENE

Let's face it...ass fucking will never get the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. But to make it a CLEAN experience, pratice this basic list...

a) Attempt anal only after showering. For obvious reasons.

b) Have a towel nearby for secretions and lube.

c) Guys, 98% of women will NOT allow you to attempt a "dirty Sanchez" so don't even TRY!! Besides, she'll want to kiss you afterwords.

d)Make sure you avoid vaginal contact afterward. I thought that was a given, but many guys seem to think it's OK to try to stick it back in her vagina after anal. If that happens, YOU are paying for her gynecologist visit, you stupid fuck!

CCII said:

Talk to a doctor

I tried to have oral sex afterwards. She wouldn't even when I showered.

CCII said:

would YOU ???
thats crazy man

Case said:

My ex sucked mine after I fucked her ass. At the time I thought that was true love.

J0eyC0c0 said:[quote]

Case said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

Is it?

CCII said:

Neither would I.