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Tell a Bad Joke Thread .
My bad joke is: A man walks in2 the doctors with a steering wheel down his pants The doctor asks "whats that?" The man says "I dunno but it's driving me nuts" | |
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how do you make a cat drink
you put it in a liquidiser | |
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whats green and Hard?
Kermit the Frog with a flick Knife | |
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i have a bad joke but i need audience participation | |
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How do you make an amputee run?
Push the skateboard. | |
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick. | |
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What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin covered in ketchup. | |
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two cannibles (sp) eating a clown
the one says to the other " does this taste funny to you?" | |
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A man walks into a bar.
Ow. | |
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I'm a man | |
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off. | |
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lollyp0p said: I'm a man
! Eh...still better than what's around here. | |
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a man goes to the doctors with a strawberry growing on his head
doctor says : i can give you some cream for that | |
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How do you teach a baby to fly?
Throw it out the window. | |
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Did u hear about the Spastic who won the break daning competition
He was only walking across the room 2 buy a packet of crisps | |
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Who shot J.R.?
No one, it's just a TV show. | |
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why R there no Indian football teams
Cos every time they get a corner they build a bloody shop on it | |
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How do you make the Pope cross?
Take away his candy bar. | |
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh | |
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Two Cows In a field.
First Cow: Hey, don't you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease? Second Cow: Nah, I'm a penguin | |
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What do you if a lion is on your car?
Paws. | |
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Q: What did the irishman call his pet zebra?
A: Spot. | |
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Two goldfish in a tank, one says 'd'you know how to drive this thing?'
I'm going to max out my account on here alone I'M BORED | |
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Did U hear about the girl with a chinese father and a jewish mother
they called her So Soo Mi | |
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What do u call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool
Bob | |
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How does a cow catch a rabbit ?
It hides behind a tree and pretends to be a carrot The man of science has learned to believe in justification, not by faith, but by verification - Thomas Henry Huxley | |
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms | |
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Why did Ben fall off the swing?
He saw panthagirl and lollypop and sweeny and a whole other troops of org girlies approaching him | |
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Spookymuffin said: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms How did she get on it ? She jumped The man of science has learned to believe in justification, not by faith, but by verification - Thomas Henry Huxley | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: What do u call a man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool
Bob Eeehhhhm.... Blub ? The man of science has learned to believe in justification, not by faith, but by verification - Thomas Henry Huxley | |
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