Will do...

What should I do with these electrodes?

applekisses said:

drape them along your back if you will. whichever is most comfortable.

hans is turning up the pulse now. please tell us if you feel a response.

rate it from 1-11. 11 being the highest and most pleasurable.

asylum said:

umm...OHHHH...

4

applekisses said:

hans is next going to apply something to the lower area of your body-for the pulse.

this won't hurt, it is intended to help direct the flow of the pulse waves.

hans? ok, good. hans is now increasing the amount of pulses, better or worse?

asylum said:

um...better..

applekisses said:

good. however, i've had to be stern with hands for his overeagerness.

it's been a while since he had a subject to test on. he's been a bit lonely.

hard to find an attractive german woman in this area that doesn't have a deeper voice.

instead we're going to apply some electrodes to your neck and shoulders.

this is done in muscle therapy, and we hope this helps relax you.

the other pulses will continue if you wish so. i apolgize for hans' behavior.

asylum said:

ok..that's fine...

The drooling is a bit much...maybe you could get him a bib of some kind?

applekisses said:

we've gone through 7 already this month. he keeps watching cable television.

we're going to increase and decrease the pulses in stages now.

first a larger increase, then a decrease. then increasing again, in a pattern.

please let us know. hans is wearing his favorite diamond encrusted trash bag.

once again-i do apoligize for hans being hans. if you haven't noticed-

his nickname is hands.

The Lime tree sounds about right. Not sure about the jealous thing.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often
egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

you are such a slut!

Maple Tree?!


wait...that's quite good

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not To
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.


mostly right on too.

50-50 correct with the descriptions..

Like a horoscope

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive,
loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner,
very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

chewy-love appletree


it's all true!

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when
wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few
sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

This is so me in a nutshell

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard
to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after
long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many
friends, very reliable.


Dats kinda right

althom said:

Me too.

Hope you didn't fall too hard.














I didn't mean to push you that hard. And sorry about that crack on your face...oh wait..that's NOT your face??

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of
imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,
self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many
complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants To
impress.

Christopher said:

You aint seen nothing yet baby!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

is that a threat?

Hey wait-babies don't come from trees!!!

What kinda thread IS this?