After reading "Sinister's" dilemma, I thought I might as well admit a few things, too...*sigh*

Unlike my fellow org comrade, I still have an abundant of desire towards the fairer sex...women of all shapes and sizes, of all heights and all backgrounds...some of them aren't even women, I think...but I still show interest.

However, I am now believing that every female alive at this very moment has lost interest in me.




I mean, I dress nicely...buy only the best and choicest leisure suits..




I give women I run across in the mall my "Byron Look"...





All my friends seem to get plenty of women, day in and day out...



At least, that's what they tell me...

So, what's the problem??

MrJoker said:

I have to look like Alfred E. Neuman??

Im telling you Byron the secret to getting the ladies is a jerri curl! The wetter the better! When they ask you about that stain on your shirt you tell them "Thats my love dripping baby" yeah.....

I've always been smooth with my flirting...

CauseImFly said:

I wear polyester, so stains and wrinkles are never a problem...

I dunno...it's worth a try, I guess..

puhlease! as if either of you would have problems finding women

I'm thinking of getting my hair to look like this..



...only wetter.

Natisse said:

When I do this...


...do I turn you on, Nat??

Natisse said:

I will have you know women do not find me attractive. I get treated like a fat man at a nudeist colony.....I get's no respect.

Byron said:

Moisture is the key my friend Women love to snuggle with their man and feel like they are in the shower with them cause of wet hair. Baby my love is just a drippin.

Byron said:

CauseImFly said:

Natisse said:

I apparently need to move to Australia...

There's hope yet!!

Byron said:

yep you can't beat the sun, surf and beautiful weather

Natisse said:

I have that here..

Byron said:

true, but us Aussie women are renown

grr
[Edited 8/30/04 20:17pm]

Natisse said:

(seriousness break...lol)

Not too long ago, I was talking to this guy in an electronics store about my new digital camera...I told him I bought the camera for my trip to Australia, and he said he was dating a woman from Australia (From Victoria or something like that??...???)...and then he said "Australian woman treat their men like kings....much better than American women"...lol...I just kinda nodded and said "O-kaaay"...

(Ok, seriousness break over...back to the whining)




Women aren't interested in me...

Is it because I belong to the wrong country club??

Byron said:

If that is true then....Natisse will you marry me!!!

Byron said:

Byron, Byron, Byron....:::::shakinghead:::::

CauseImFly said:

YES YES YES!!!!! I thought you'd never ask

Natisse said:

I shall now be known only as king Dre.....

Retarded is SO 2003!

Byron I will give you and attention

Here's some

CauseImFly said:

....as long as I still get my massage next year that I'm booked in for

..whenever I do that women just go crazy and throw their panties at me.

Natisse said:

Umm you booked that with the old Man whore Sinister not the lives in the woods no more women Sinister. Im you won't be able to use that massage coupon.

J0eyC0c0 said:

that's cool, Joey!! he he he