so have you gone j-ho?

is there any point in me posting anything more?

TheFrog said:

is there ever any point ???

lollyp0p said:

i take that as a slur!

i DEMAND a kiss as an apology.

TheFrog said:

i thought you would never DEMAND

took you long enough

TheFrog said:

take it out of my thread, bitch.

i'm still awake, but barely. i escaped for 8 minutes until they feed me.


i can't resist food.

the shackles call

please make this thread more fabulous for when i get back.

Why did the girl fall of the swing?
She didn't have any arms.

the most fabulous nonsense ever.

father william - lewis carroll


"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that i'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, i do it again and again."

"You are old," said the youth, "as i mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?"

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "i took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father; "don't give yourself airs!
Do you think i can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or i'll kick you down stairs!"

perfect.

Satisfied Mind (trad. arranged Jeff Buckley)

How many times have you heard someone say:
"If I had money, I'd do things my way."
But little they know, that it's so hard to find
One rich man in ten, with a satisfied mind.

Money can't buy back your youth when you're old,
A friend, when you're lonely, or peace to your soul.
The wealthiest person is a pauper at times
Compared to the man with a satisfied mind.

When my life is over and my time has run out.
My friends and my loved ones, I'll leave them no doubt.
But, one thing's gone for certain, when it comes my time
I'll leave this old world with a satisfied mind.

posting it in this thread too, because it is fabulous.

kangaroo

i first saw you
you had on blue jeans
your eyes couldn't hide
anything
i saw you leaving, oh

i saw you staring out in space

i next saw you
you were at the party
thought you was a
dream
oh so flirty

i came against

didn't say excuse
knew what i was doing
we looked very fine
as we were leaving

just like saint joan
doing a cool jerk
oh, i want you
like a kangaroo

Fatty, fatty

all my clothes are shrinking,
which got me to thinking,
maybe i could invent a product
that would not shrink it.
then my daughter said
maybe u ought to drink it.

she said, i don't think
it is the clothes that shrunk
it's all the coke u drunk.
and the cookies and the cake.
maybe u should just make
a size or two bigger
and be no more a swigger.

but i did not listen
and sizes are getting smaller
if only i could stretch myself
then i would be taller!!

thank you kids.

you are all fabulous.

tramp!?
i hope u r bored to tears in your meeting kitty you bitch!!
and i hope you get caught fast asleep dribbling form the side of your mouth and i hope the only way u can worm ure way out of getting fired is to offer the fat bald company director a blowjob!


tramp.....
humph

cammille said:

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! where were you when i needed you earlier?

oh damn. i don't think i could blow a fat old bald guy.

Here's a baby with a mullet. Hope this helps.

trailer trash!!

i'm thinking her sister is really her mommy and her daddy is her mommys daddy too!
and i'm guessing she's already tried ecstasy.
poor bitch doesnt stand a chance with a hairstyle like that

cammille said:

nakedpianoplayer said:

his nephew!

starkitty said:

His son!

2the9s said:

his dog!

I'd like to submit a bit of each if I may.

Adoration:

starkitty is wonderful, bitchy (in the sense of strength), and has a bullshit detector that's foolproof. I also have philly cheese steak and salsa recipes I think she'd enjoy.

Poems:

Oh, lonely penguin
who has not been vanguished from my sight
do you find the fish?
in your holodeck igloo of lies?
(a dream)

-----
There's a meaning in this
to find the truth that is lost along the way
maybe it's in my suitcase
Which remains at customs
-----
I found my thrill
on Santa's lap

...not a poem, just a confession.


Words of wisdom:

"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see."-James Hetfield

"Poom poom poom...poom poom..poom poom."-Prince

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams."-Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"I think it'd be a wonderful thing."-Gandhi when asked what he thought of civilization.

Hope this helps.

subhuman09 said:

DOES IT EVER!!

starkitty said:

Glad to be of service. Let me know if you want the recipes.

tiramisu is quite fabulous

subhuman09 said:

well, i don't make cheesesteaks, i just buy them. but we can share the salsa, chips and margaritas.

vanillachild said:

Sounds like a plan.