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THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK... 1. Okay, okay, I take it back. Unf*ck you!
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a bl**dy ray of sunshine. 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting. 8. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 9. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 10. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 11. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. 12. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. 13. Wait....I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 14. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done. 15. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now? 16. Earth is full. Go home. 17. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 18. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 19. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 20. You are depriving some village of an idiot 21. If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport. | |
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"Knock-knock" "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
My IQ is 139, what's yours? | |
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SpcMs said: "Knock-knock"
noone's home 
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No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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Here's one Im known for saying
"All of u are cock-suckers!"  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: Here's one Im known for saying
"All of u are cock-suckers!" Reminds me of that line of Jason Mewes' in "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": "YOU are the ones who are the ball lickers!"  | |
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hehe i do say numbers 1 and 2 lol I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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Great stuff Tisse, I'm about 2 put forward a few of my own 2 my receptionist here at work, she's pissed in the wrong corner for the final time, geez give the girl a can of Pal!!! | |
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PanthaGirl said:
Great stuff Tisse, I'm about 2 put forward a few of my own 2 my receptionist here at work, she's pissed in the wrong corner for the final time, geez give the girl a can of Pal!!! :  you go girl!!! you've told me about her before...as the "D" would say to her YOU'RE FIRED  [This message was edited Tue Aug 24 18:23:45 2004 by Natisse] | |
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When I'm having a bad day, and it seems that people are just trying to wind me up: Remember..... It takes forty-two muscles to frown, 
twenty eight to smile, 
but ONLY four to extend my arm and punch you in da face!!! 
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Natisse said: 4. Well, aren't we a bl**dy ray of sunshine. I didn't know "bloody" needed to be censored...  | |
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stand on your desk rip your shirt off and scream MOOOOOTHA FUCKAAAAA | |
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gather everyone around and tell them " I've placed random items from each of you in the toilet....." | |
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Hehe, nothin sayz "this customer is drivin me up da freakin wall" better than my daggerz!! and my  to whatever friend i happen to be workin with.
And nothin beatz da humungous  when they leave da store.
I'm tellin ya there are some really sad ball breakin drainerz out there..n i don't even have any ballz No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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