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Post sum dumb shit ur lover have said... that made u just wanna SLAP THEY DUMBASS!
here's mine, (probably thee most hurtful thing i have heard about me..) ..."....boy u would look so good if u was white" -2003    
i lost about 70% of respect of him at that moment. Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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- I had a toothache and he was like 'I dont like your mouth' thats really nice
- cooked him dinner and asked him how it was and he said he eats anything. I can keep going, he puts his foot in his mouth repeatedly lol | |
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ella731 said: - I had a toothache and he was like 'I dont like your mouth' thats really nice
- cooked him dinner and asked him how it was and he said he eats anything. I can keep going, he puts his foot in his mouth repeatedly lol Oh dont worry keep em commin! Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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ME: Are you sure you don't want to come away with me this weekend? I really want you to come.
HIM: No. You go. I'll be fine. They're your friends. I'll just get in the way. ME: Well, if you change your mind call me in the morning. If you don't change your mind, I'll make sure that I bring you back something really nice. HIM: What??? CRABS??? The nasty fucker!!! | |
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One time, I brought her momma's name into the coochie talk...  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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If we ever get married, promise me you will not end up as BIG AS YOUR MAMA
at the time my mama was 140 pounds | |
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nesseone said: If we ever get married, promise me you will not end up as BIG AS YOUR MAMA
at the time my mama was 140 pounds
i love these Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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we were in the shoe store and this obviously slutty stripper walked in. She had on a one-piece snakeskin pantsuit that looked like it was painted on. My man said "Damn, you would look so good in that outfit." I said that I didn't have enough boobs to wear that outfit and he replied,
"Well, she didn't have anything either"  I was like "What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!"
He didn't get any pussy from me for 35 days.  | |
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4HisGlory said: we were in the shoe store and this obviously slutty stripper walked in. She had on a one-piece snakeskin pantsuit that looked like it was painted on. My man said "Damn, you would look so good in that outfit." I said that I didn't have enough boobs to wear that outfit and he replied,
"Well, she didn't have anything either" I was like "What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!"
He didn't get any pussy from me for 35 days. OOOH! That's cold busted! Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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An ex boyfriend said to me once that you can tell what a woman will look like in the future by what her mother looks like and, if that's the case, he'd better get out now.  I couldn't believe he could say such a hurtful thing.
He also once told me his friend(s) told him he could get somebody better looking than me and they didn't know why he settled. They can of course have their opinions of me but WHY he felt the need to TELL me what they said, I'll never know. 
Also one time, after a fight, he told me we could only get back together if I agreed to & signed a contract that he'd write up outlining all the 'rules' of our relationship and that, if I broke any of those rules, he would dump me. There are more but you get the gist!  [This message was edited Mon Aug 16 23:16:17 2004 by SnowQueen] | |
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Well, my wife has an excuse because English is her second language, but the other she wrote an e-mail describing me and how she loves me and wrote:
"He like to have bread on his shin." Can you work out what it should have said?
She's always coming up with classics. Just don't ever try to get her saying Volvo unless u want to spend the rest of the day rolling around on the floor pissing yourself. | |
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My ex boyfriend told me the guys thought I looked like a mouse.
He says: "She's very pretty, but looks like Stuart Little, like a cute little mouse!" They also said I looked like Frodo from the Lord of the Rings. What? So the running joke while I was around sould be FRODO! NO!! Until he told me why they did that....they're so messed up | |
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4HisGlory said: we were in the shoe store and this obviously slutty stripper walked in. She had on a one-piece snakeskin pantsuit that looked like it was painted on. My man said "Damn, you would look so good in that outfit." I said that I didn't have enough boobs to wear that outfit and he replied,
"Well, she didn't have anything either" I was like "What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!"
He didn't get any pussy from me for 35 days. OK< so he didn't get any cause he told the truth?  | |
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The remark I am going to post was made like eight months into our relationship. That lasted eight months...
After a hot make out session that left us both sweaty and entirely satisfied, I sighed; "Maaaan! That was gooood!" He says; "Yeah, now you are in my top five ever....!" Even after I kicked him outa my bed and outa my house he still could not understand what was wrong with his remark. I totally agree with Robin Power's song in Graffity Bridge; "I'll be your Number One! Or I'll be nothing at all!" | |
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NoodleSoup said: she wrote an e-mail describing me and how she loves me and wrote:
"He like to have bread on his shin." Can you work out what it should have said?
I don't get it | |
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I've got so many I could share... ugh, some of the things I've heard!
Anyway... I've heard the one about the mom's too often. | |
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one told me he was going to give me a HAM radio. i said OK, cool, and he replied that i had to marry him first. romantic! that guy was american.
another, not too long ago, told me: "your face isn't bad." smooth, huh? he was british. | |
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On Valentines Day one year, my ex-bf made a toast to "the man I love, or anyone else I may fall in love with in my life."
This same guy also managed to completely offend my best friend and my mother within about an hour of meeting each of them.  | |
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CinisterCee said: NoodleSoup said: she wrote an e-mail describing me and how she loves me and wrote:
"He like to have bread on his shin." Can you work out what it should have said?
I don't get it I think "bread" was supposed to be "beard". She was typing, not talking. That is kinda funny (and cute). | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: 4HisGlory said: we were in the shoe store and this obviously slutty stripper walked in. She had on a one-piece snakeskin pantsuit that looked like it was painted on. My man said "Damn, you would look so good in that outfit." I said that I didn't have enough boobs to wear that outfit and he replied,
"Well, she didn't have anything either" I was like "What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!"
He didn't get any pussy from me for 35 days. OK< so he didn't get any cause he told the truth? This is the same man that stopped me from getting my boobs done because he claimed I didn't need em. BTW-- If it were you, I wouldn't give you none for 90 days!!  | |
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ella731 said: - I had a toothache and he was like 'I dont like your mouth' thats really nice
- cooked him dinner and asked him how it was and he said he eats anything. I can keep going, he puts his foot in his mouth repeatedly lol He's a keeper ella!  Come on sweetie... please tell me he WAS your man... some men just need a  | |
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BinaryJustin said: ME: Are you sure you don't want to come away with me this weekend? I really want you to come.
HIM: No. You go. I'll be fine. They're your friends. I'll just get in the way. ME: Well, if you change your mind call me in the morning. If you don't change your mind, I'll make sure that I bring you back something really nice. HIM: What??? CRABS??? The nasty fucker!!!  Sorry Justin... laughing with you not AT you... | |
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nesseone said: If we ever get married, promise me you will not end up as BIG AS YOUR MAMA
at the time my mama was 140 pounds THWACK!!!! Smack him for me! | |
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4HisGlory said: we were in the shoe store and this obviously slutty stripper walked in. She had on a one-piece snakeskin pantsuit that looked like it was painted on. My man said "Damn, you would look so good in that outfit." I said that I didn't have enough boobs to wear that outfit and he replied,
"Well, she didn't have anything either" I was like "What the fuck is that supposed to mean!!"
He didn't get any pussy from me for 35 days. Can I have his share... and Ibet yourboobs look terrific 
You all are desribing some REAL dumbasses here.....  | |
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SnowQueen said: An ex boyfriend said to me once that you can tell what a woman will look like in the future by what her mother looks like and, if that's the case, he'd better get out now.
I couldn't believe he could say such a hurtful thing.
He also once told me his friend(s) told him he could get somebody better looking than me and they didn't know why he settled. They can of course have their opinions of me but WHY he felt the need to TELL me what they said, I'll never know.
Also one time, after a fight, he told me we could only get back together if I agreed to & signed a contract that he'd write up outlining all the 'rules' of our relationship and that, if I broke any of those rules, he would dump me. There are more but you get the gist!
[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 23:16:17 2004 by SnowQueen]  Get the hell out of here! what the hell is wrong with these guys... and notice the pattern here, it's guys like these that give the rest of us a bad name... stupid fuckers! Line'em up people... Ken's gonna give'em a beat down  | |
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4HisGlory said: J0eyC0c0 said: OK< so he didn't get any cause he told the truth? This is the same man that stopped me from getting my boobs done because he claimed I didn't need em. BTW-- If it were you, I wouldn't give you none for 90 days!! OK, but the fact that he claimed you didn't need them still doesn't mean you had/have big ones nor did it mean he thought what you had/have wasn't good enough for him when compared you to that girl. | |
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Me and my partner was about to start havin sex and i moaned a little..and he said, "Quit sounding like my ex!"
I put back on all my clothes... oh and another one..... My ex told me that he cheated on me while i spent the night at a friends house... i said, " Did u know him, do you love him?" and he said, "I knew and loved him that night inside him"... I hung up on that bitch. Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: Me and my partner was about to start havin sex and i moaned a little..and he said, "Quit sounding like my ex!"
I put back on all my clothes... oh and another one..... My ex told me that he cheated on me while i spent the night at a friends house... i said, " Did u know him, do you love him?" and he said, "I knew and loved him that night inside him"... I hung up on that bitch. Where do you meet your men...International House of Assface?!
Seriously man, that's messed up. | |
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We had just gotten a DVD for Christmas a few years back and finished watching a movie. I took the disc out and she says "Wait! Aren't you going to rewind it first?"
I still give her crap about that to this day. | |
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MrJoker said: We had just gotten a DVD for Christmas a few years back and finished watching a movie. I took the disc out and she says "Wait! Aren't you going to rewind it first?"
I still give her crap about that to this day. HA HA HA!! I'm Laughing so hard right now! That should be in the cute things your lover says!! | |
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