Ladies and Gentlemen for those of you who do not know I go by the name of Sin Sinatra orger extraordinaire.....heart throb.....Superstar (ahhh twinkle twinkle baby).....and crooner.
Today for you lovely people I would like welcome you to my lounge thread.....Have a drink.....mingle....dance and enjoy yourselves(Rick James voice) IT'S A CELEBRATION Tonights entertainment.....err...well it's me! Your host Sin Sinatra! I will perform a few songs for you lovely people in a moment and if the other Rat Pack crew can get themselves outta the bottle and away from their women for a moment they would perform as well..... But we know that ain't happening! So enjoy.....

cheers

I'd like a drink please

How are you doing tonight? Not packed yet but it will be soon.....I would like to bring my band out.....Ladies and gentlemen straight from the Soul Glow Baptist church I would like to introduce to you my band for the evening SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!


And for my first song I would like to send this one out to a buddy of mine who is a bit misunderstood and rather trigger happy but I love him anyway this one goes out to Anxiety.....Its called "Your nobody unless Anxiety bans you"


You're a nobody until Anxiety bans you
You're nobody till his temper flares
You may be a Mod, or you may have 3,000 posts
But posts won't save you from gettin tossed on your ass

Now Anxiety will be the same, you'll never change him
As sure as the stars shine above
You're nobody till Anxiety baaaaannnss yooooouuuu
So go let Anxiety toss you out on your bum


I said You're nobody unless Anxiety bans you
You're nobody till his temper flares
You may think he will report you, but don't you believe it
Cause he likes to throw people out on their caaaaannnn

Now Anxiety will be the same, you'll never change him
As sure as the stars shine above
You're nobody till Anxiety baaaaannnss yooooouuuu
So go let Anxiety toss you
So go let Anxiety toss you
So go let Anxiety toss you out on your bum

Thank you!! Thank you very much! Sexual Chocolate everybody!! Aren't they great!.....

Waiter! Another gin and tonic please! *hiccup*

excuse me but WHERE'S MY DRINK?????

CarrieMpls said:

Hey slow down you just got here.....WAITER give this woman a little more tonic and a lot less gin.....

Natisse said:

You have to get it from the waiter! Im the entertainment only.....

Sinister said:

*in my best drunken audrey hepburn voice*

I can buy my own whiskey and don't you forget it!

Sinister said:

oooooh OK I thought you were the waiter AND the entertainment

waaaaaiteerrrrr!!

wuz krakin Sin Sinatra? came to check out the establishment and brought a few friends.


is it cool if we lounge and pounge

PEJ said:

PEJ my man! Another valued patron in my Lounge WELCOME! Please have a seat drinks are on the house for everyone now that PEJ is here!

CarrieMpls said:

(whispers under breath) crazy dame is gonna drink herself silly

waiter, please bring me a "alabama slammer"

Sinister said:

your hospitality is TOP DOGG SIN SINATRA!!! it's a pleasure to be here andmy friends are more than appreciative to have the chance to lounge in your joint!!! Keep on keepin it real playa!!

PEJ said:

Much love to PEJ ladies and gentlemen..... Without down ass peeps like him this world would be a messed up place!

Now Ladies and Gentlemen Sexual Chocolate and I would like to perform our next number dedicated to a special young lady out there.....She goes by many names and to me she will always be my Ginger....I dedicate this next song to Starkitty.....called Erotic Kitty






I...I...I...I...
Erotic Kitty
Erotic Kitty

All of my Sinister life
I've been looking for a dame
That is the freaky type
And that is a total babe

If we slow our posting speed, maybe we can stay a long time
Posting so much you and me....Erotic Kitty take your time
We can post until the dawn...on a thread that's very long
Erotic Kitty can't you see? Posting limit is 50....


Cosmic Pussy's in my hair
Vanilla child is in my eyes
Multiple accounts? I don't care...
I like it when you multiply

If we slow our posting speed, maybe we can stay a long time
Posting so much you and me....Erotic Kitty take your time
We can post until the dawn...on a thread that's very long
Erotic Kitty can't you see? Posting limit is 50....

All of my replies are gone
And I know yours are the same
Cause we posted til the dawn ('Til the dawn) (Until the dawn)
Now we use our other names (Baby use your other name ohhhhh ohhhhh)

If we slow our posting speed, maybe we can stay a long time
Posting so much you and me....Erotic Kitty take your time
We can post until the dawn...on a thread that's very long
Erotic Kitty can't you see? Posting limit is 50....


Thank you! Thank you very much! Next Saturday I will be performing at the Dine N Dash over on HWY 20 outside of Vegas!

you treat me like a princess, darling.

my seal of approval:

waiter, please bring me a "sex on the beach"





thank you

starkitty said:

I am only here to serve my princess.....WAITER!! Get my lovely Ginger anything her little heart desires.....

nesseone said:

Umm Nesse my sweet ain't you putting em away kinda early? You and Carrie in a drinking competition or sumthin?

Sinister said:

Just sittin here, relaxing, enjoying the view
Lots of beautiful people here tonight
[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 19:49:57 2004 by nesseone]

:::::sits in the corner:::::

Natisse said:

come sit with me, have another drink

nesseone said:

OK...let me go to the bar and order another Baileys *hic* oooooh wait!! no I want a fruit tingle this time

what can I get you?

Natisse said:

Young lady I won't have you sitting alone! Now im going up to perform this next tune.....I will be sure to come back and sit with you and Nesse....

Natisse said:

another "sex on the beach ", please
thanks Natisse

Now for an old favortite.....I killed em at the Puba in Gyserville with this one! This one goes out to that bucket of tinfoil Althom..... Called Althom is a tramp (he knows I loathe him err I mean love him )







He gets his cravings at about a quarter to eight
He gets the lighter and the hot plate
Never forgets his crack pipe or he'll get the shakes
That's why Althom is a tramp

Doesn't like needles cause his arms are steel
Will rust if drinks water so he can't take pills
Crack is his love and his favorite meal
That's why Althom is a tramp

He likes the white rocks, filling his pipe
Smokes rocks every night
He's high, ohhhh my

Pee's in his pants thats why he's cold and damp
That's why Althom is a tramp

That's why Althom is
That's why Althom is
That is why Althom is aaaaa TRAAAAAMMMPPPPP

Sinister said:

cool we'll be waiting

nesseone said:

done...another "sex on the beach" coming up