Me and my partner was about to start havin sex and i moaned a little..and he said, "Quit sounding like my ex!"

I put back on all my clothes...



oh and another one.....

My ex told me that he cheated on me while i spent the night at a friends house...
i said, " Did u know him, do you love him?"

and he said, "I knew and loved him that night inside him"...

I hung up on that bitch.