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Printabledrgoldsmoke said: I have seen him. He is safe and well.
Is that a threat?  | |
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drgoldsmoke said: I have seen him. He is safe and well.
What does he taste like? Like more? | |
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starkitty said: let's start the conspiracy theories:
1. he's bound in a cabin and i've gone all kathy bates Misery on him. 2. he was fished out of the ocean with two bullets in his back and can't remember anything but finds he has a Swiss account depostit box with 10 passports, a bazillion dollars and a gun!  VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: starkitty said: let's start the conspiracy theories:
1. he's bound in a cabin and i've gone all kathy bates Misery on him. 2. he was fished out of the ocean with two bullets in his back and can't remember anything but finds he has a Swiss account depostit box with 10 passports, a bazillion dollars and a gun! 2.b. he now has an amazing ability to kick ass AND do hair! | |
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starkitty said: DiminutiveRocker said: 2. he was fished out of the ocean with two bullets in his back and can't remember anything but finds he has a Swiss account depostit box with 10 passports, a bazillion dollars and a gun! 2.b. he now has an amazing ability to kick ass AND do hair! 3. Which leads to his next career: producing Barbra Streisand movies. VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: starkitty said: 2.b. he now has an amazing ability to kick ass AND do hair! 3. Which leads to his next career: producing Barbra Streisand movies. which inevitably leads to : 3.b. getting publicly chastised in front of the cast and crew for incorrectly measuring the footcandles and making barbra look her age - resulting in humiliation and boot-licking (and finger-sandwich making). 4. he's working the craft services on the set of BlairWitch 4: Back in the Habit! | |
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starkitty said: DiminutiveRocker said: 3. Which leads to his next career: producing Barbra Streisand movies. which inevitably leads to : 3.b. getting publicly chastised in front of the cast and crew for incorrectly measuring the footcandles and making barbra look her age - resulting in humiliation and boot-licking (and finger-sandwich making). 4. he's working the craft services on the set of BlairWitch 4: Back in the Habit! 4.b While dishing up stew to the boom operators, he finds himself strangely obsessed with the costumes of the extras on set - he begins wearing a nun's habit. VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: starkitty said: which inevitably leads to : 3.b. getting publicly chastised in front of the cast and crew for incorrectly measuring the footcandles and making barbra look her age - resulting in humiliation and boot-licking (and finger-sandwich making). 4. he's working the craft services on the set of BlairWitch 4: Back in the Habit! 4.b While dishing up stew to the boom operators, he finds himself strangely obsessed with the costumes of the extras on set - he begins wearing a nun's habit. 4.c. TheFrog starring in The Crying Game 2 - Amphibiously Ambiguous | |
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starkitty said: DiminutiveRocker said: 4.b While dishing up stew to the boom operators, he finds himself strangely obsessed with the costumes of the extras on set - he begins wearing a nun's habit. 4.c. TheFrog starring in The Crying Game 2 - Amphibiously Ambiguous 5. Which leads to a brief but sobering career in the porn industry: TheFrog starring in - Deep Toad VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: starkitty said: 4.c. TheFrog starring in The Crying Game 2 - Amphibiously Ambiguous 5. Which leads to a brief but sobering career in the porn industry: TheFrog starring in - Deep Toad then began TheFrog's sad, sad downfall. he delved into drugs and late night encounters in seedy bogs with nameless, faceless reptiles of all sorts. his final farewell to the porn industry: 6. TheFrog (supporting role) in - Finding DeepToad, a twisted tale of redemption and golden showers under the sea  | |
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Lleena said: gooeythehamster said: heehee I wanna be under yer poncho too, sweets! First you insult me and then you want to be under my poncho..make your mind up hamster.. I've made my mind up already!   | |
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starkitty said: DiminutiveRocker said: 5. Which leads to a brief but sobering career in the porn industry: TheFrog starring in - Deep Toad then began TheFrog's sad, sad downfall. he delved into drugs and late night encounters in seedy bogs with nameless, faceless reptiles of all sorts. his final farewell to the porn industry: 6. TheFrog (supporting role) in - Finding DeepToad, a twisted tale of redemption and golden showers under the sea 7. Next for TheFrog is his stint as roommate to Ron Jeremy in the next season of The Surreal World: The Swamp Season ...  VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: starkitty said: then began TheFrog's sad, sad downfall. he delved into drugs and late night encounters in seedy bogs with nameless, faceless reptiles of all sorts. his final farewell to the porn industry: 6. TheFrog (supporting role) in - Finding DeepToad, a twisted tale of redemption and golden showers under the sea 7. Next for TheFrog is his stint as roommate to Ron Jeremy in the next season of The Surreal World: The Swamp Season ... suffering from inadequacy anxiety, he got himself a great makeup artist, hooked up with cloudbuster and went on a cross (dressing) country rampage in the blockbuster hit: 8. Thelma and Louise 2: Queens of the Desert! | |
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As Frog's agent I will tell you that Frog is now with George Cloony and Brad Pitt on the set of the upcoming movie "Froggy's 12" Which is the sequel to "Froggy's 11" which was originally a gangbang porn movie, but hollywood liked the script so they are making a "hollywood" version minus the Frog porn of course..... | |
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The Frog is a bitch, in fact he's my bitch and he won't be coming back. | |
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Spookymuffin said: The Frog is a bitch, in fact he's my bitch and he won't be coming back.
 whoa, that was a thread killer...
unless... 9. TheFrog is starring in a remake of "Deliverance" and replacing the  ?
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DiminutiveRocker said: Spookymuffin said: The Frog is a bitch, in fact he's my bitch and he won't be coming back.
whoa, that was a thread killer...
unless... 9. TheFrog is starring in a remake of "Deliverance" and replacing the ?
i don't even wanna  about it
10. sadly, TheFrog made a trip to sodom and gomorrah, going the wrong way:  | |
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starkitty said: 10. sadly, TheFrog made a trip to sodom and gomorrah, going the wrong way: Hmmm.... stoned again!  VOTE....EARLY | |
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