I have been looking all over for my house monster an I can't find it

According to lilmissmissy they lurk in storage spaces an I been looking Everywhere:hmm:

I looked in my cupboards I looked in the drawers, but can't find it anywhere!!!

There did seem to be some movement under the sink...I definately heard the bleach bottle

get knocked, but it had disappeared before I could look.

Last night I heard some shuffling outside my bedroom door, but it turned out to be a few

disgruntled camels who couldn't get in to sleep in my mouth cos o' the pit I dug.

I did ring the support group "camels R Shits", but they told me I had to wait 5 days before I

could become a full member.

Has anyone found their house monster or have trouble with camels...specially at night?

Has anyone found their house monster ...specially at night?

Let me take a look

AAAAAH

PANDURITO said:

You Mean

HEY
That's not a monster
That's ex-President Pujol of Catalonia

[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 17:22:54 2004 by J0eyC0c0]

Have to go to bed now ....before the bed decides to come to me!

That House Monster keeps skittling about....gonna get some House Monster

powder

...see if that does anythin.

Those flamin Camels are gathering....I've sent 'em away twice.....

.....but they keep comming back with the hump on!.....

So I'm gonna make sure the pit is cleaned out an hope they don't manage to build a bridge

Crafty little buggers they are!!!

Don't want any Camels sleepin in My Mouth tonight I got a meetin tomorrow

....(hope none of 'em come on here!)

Any Good night all.....have a good un

Whatthefuck are you talking about

conch5184 said:

Who knows, just post a pic and eveyrone's happy.

J0eyC0c0 said:

Beware of Camels...they sneak in, in the middle of the night and like to sleep in moist warm

places so they choose your mouth... That's why your mouth can taste like camel shit

in the morning....

....They little Shits them Camels

J0eyC0c0 said:

Warwick Davis. Leprechaun's a funny movie. The whole collection.

Monsters that lurk in your computers.




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[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 21:20:47 2004 by HelloKittyIsMyFriend]

I have a ghost. He/she doesn't hide though.

HelloKittyIsMyFriend said:

I just looked at my computer in a whole different way...

Sweeny79 said:

I had a ghost at the house I used to live in. He/she made itself known. Doors used to close by themselves, and the back room light used to turn on and off by itself. The dog knew where it was all the time. The dog would sense "it" and stay away from the part of the house he/she was lurking from. It was a good ghost, kinda like a protector. I could swear that it would cover us at night while we were asleep. I would forget to turn on the night lights and get up late at night to do it,. The ghost beat me to it

nesseone said:

Well...my ghost, my brother and I named it Fred years ago,likes to cause trouble...turns the tv's on and off opens and closes the frig door... any door for that matter. I'm used to it now though.

Sweeny79 said:

kinda like the ghost at my grandmas house. the house is over 100 years old. The ghost used to love to fush the toilet at night and turn the radio on and off. He kinda settled down, but there are times when he gets really active.

Sweeny79 said:

[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 21:34:42 2004 by axestream]

nesseone said:

Yup

axestream said:

Wanna sleep over?

Sweeny79 said:

I don't mess with anything I can't kill. I'm a "vampire", mainly cause I'm scared to sleep alone at night. I prefer to stay awake. I will not and I repeat, I will not enter a haunted house, let alone sleep over.

axestream said:

Sounds like you need a "blanky".
Do you want me to make you one?

[b]

nesseone said:

A blanky to Sweeny's ghost can hang me from the ceiling? Thanks, but no thanks.
[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 21:53:51 2004 by axestream]

axestream said:

It's not a violent ghost ...jeez....

axestream said:

Sounds like you have watched one too many "scary" movies.

Sweeny79 said:

Must be a male ghost, I wouldn't kill your ass either. Man, think of all the good stuff he gets to watch. Seriously, a good ghost wouldn't scare me and stop messing with my shit. Then again, if something like that ever happened, I'd move out the very same day.
[This message was edited Mon Aug 16 21:58:14 2004 by axestream]

axestream said:

Ghost watching me shower, masterbate, use the toilet, never thought of it like that before.

Sweeny79 said:

kinky, huh

nesseone said:

( You know me too well )

Sweeny79 said:

there aint nothing wrong with being kinky

nesseone said:

I know

Sweeny79 said:

..and remember that really vivid wet dream you had? Yeah, maybe it wasn't just a dream after all!