Aries March 21-April 19
Your energy on Monday will be smoldering but palpable. If you find yourself feeling antsy, let off a little of that extra steam by doing something active. Get out of your chair, already! On Tuesday and Wednesday, you may find yourself dangerously close to getting bogged down in the minutiae; read the fine print, but don't forget about the larger picture, either. Things will be touchier than usual in a personal relationship on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, but if you pay close attention to the other person's needs, a minor spat will fizzle before it can catch a spark. You may find yourself internalizing other people's complaints on Sunday; if so, try to stay away from people who just bring you down

Taurus April 20-May 20
You'll gain nothing by engaging in a power struggle at work on Monday, so try to distance yourself from competitors who just want to boost their own egos. The connection between you and a loved one, which was once as frayed as a tattered rope, will be as strong as steel cable on Tuesday and Wednesday. A routine evening at home this weekend doesn't have to be boring -- all you need is the right attitude and a little imagination. Don't let jealousy put a hitch in a relationship on Sunday; keep your emotions in check, and try to look at things logically.

Gemini May 21-June 21
You'll have an excellent point to make in a debate on Monday, but if you alienate people with harsh language, have you really made it? Keep your cool during a conversation with your family on Tuesday and Wednesday. Make yourself as clear as possible and be patient if there seems to be any misunderstanding; sometimes things get lost in the translation, particularly on the telephone. Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all about you, you, you: the gossip, the attention, everything! Enjoy the spotlight over the weekend, but be sure to take a breather on Sunday, or you might find yourself gasping for air as you head into a challenging week ahead.

Cancer June 22-July 22
You may feel compelled to make an extravagant gesture to a friend or loved one on Monday. Go for it, but make sure the expense fits in your current budget. Make plans for the weekend between Tuesday and Thursday -- people's social schedules are filling up so quickly these days, and you don't want to be left out of the loop. Try not to think about work too much over the weekend; you have enough to worry about during the week without letting it sneak into your private life. Read the fine print carefully on Sunday, especially when making purchases or signing legal documents. Think it over for a while if you're not sure you're ready to make the commitment.

Leo July 23-August 22
It's Monday and you're feeling on top of the world. It's a good -- and lofty -- place to be. You may surprise yourself on Tuesday or Wednesday by putting off an expensive purchase, such as a car or a vacation; go with this impulse. Thursday through Saturday, you'll have an uncanny ability to convince others to see things from your point of view; whether at work or in your personal life, you'll get your way almost effortlessly. Keep your eyes open in business dealings Sunday, or you could end up getting taken for a financial ride by someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart.

Virgo August 23-September 22
Are people breathing down your neck at work on Monday? Find a way to let them know you don't need the distraction -- wear some headphones, or close your office door. On Tuesday and Wednesday, you'll finally have a little breathing room to do some badly needed housekeeping; reorganize your filing cabinet, throw out emails and empty the trash. A conversation you have with a friend or acquaintance on Thursday, Friday or Saturday will give you intellectual ammunition for days to come. Keep to yourself on Sunday, or if you're feeling restless, come up with some realistic goals to accomplish at work in the week ahead.

Libra September 23-October 22
If a meeting isn't going the way you want it to on Monday, commandeer the discussion and start steering it in your direction. On Tuesday and Wednesday, you may feel the need to go out alone at a restaurant or take a long walk by yourself. Go with this impulse and see where it takes you. By the weekend, you'll want to turn your energy outward again by chatting and flirting up a storm. The intensity of your energy will bring fascinating people into your orbit. Spend Sunday getting your finances in order; balance your checkbook, take a peek at your credit card statements (is there one you could pay off now?) and do a little mental budgeting.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21
A frustrating run-in with your boss on Monday doesn't have to be a disaster, but don't make it worse by arguing over trivialities. Do a friend a favor, however big or small, on Tuesday or Wednesday. Even if you find it inconvenient, your help will be far more valuable than you realize. Giving in might be the best resolution to a dispute with a partner on Thursday, Friday or Saturday. Ask yourself: How much do you really have to gain by getting your way, and how much do you stand to lose if you don't? Your personal magnetism will lead to a truly rewarding encounter on Sunday, so don't waste the day sitting indoors or lazing in bed -- put yourself out there, already

Sagittarius November 22-December 21
Monday will find you dreaming of faraway places, but stuck -- sigh -- at your desk. If a coworker is driving you nuts on Tuesday or Wednesday, get out of the office for a minute or two -- take a walk around the block, call a friend on your cell phone and try to put things in perspective. You'll be back on top of your game by Thursday, and the weekend will be full of opportunities to blow off the steam you've built up throughout the week; remember, laughter is the best cure for whatever ails you. You may feel oddly ill at ease on Sunday; is there something coming up that you've forgotten to prepare for, or are you just getting worked up over nothing?

Capricorn December 22-January 19
Keep a watchful eye for wolves in sheep's clothing on Monday; an offer that sounds fantastic may spell nothing but trouble, so read the fine print carefully. Reach out to an old friend on Tuesday or Wednesday -- a thoughtful, well-timed email can make the dullest week sparkle like a diamond. If you feel like a dog chasing its tail on Thursday or Friday, stop running. Get a head start on another project that requires a little less intellectual ammunition. Spend the weekend creating a little order out of chaos; reorganize your files, or get some friends to help you hold a garage sale of all your junk.

Aquarius January 20-February 18
Compromise will be critical on Monday, especially when dealing with a rival at work. Is there a way you can keep the peace by each giving a little ground? If you find yourself locked in heavy negotiations on Tuesday or Wednesday, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions; better to get them out of the way than be surprised by bad news later. Build bridges between yourself and other people on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Smile at everyone you see, and don't be bothered if they don't smile back. Your feelings will be on display on Sunday, however hard you try to hide them. Turn this into a virtue by acknowledging your vulnerability to others

Pisces February 19-March 20
On Monday, try to be considerate and not inflict your theories on others who might not agree. Questions about a business decision may plague you on Tuesday and Wednesday, but don't let them keep you from making up your mind. Remember, you can work out a lot of these details later. Spend Thursday, Friday and Saturday doing a little summer cleaning -- throw out everything you haven't worn in a year, and purge all the clutter in the back of your closet. If family members try to walk over all over you on Sunday, speak up! You're not a doormat, and you have every right to tell them so.

Killing time, woohoo. -_-

Aries March 21-April 19
Your energy on Monday will be smoldering but palpable. If you find yourself feeling antsy, let off a little of that extra steam by doing something active. Get out of your chair, already! On Tuesday and Wednesday, you may find yourself dangerously close to getting bogged down in the minutiae; read the fine print, but don't forget about the larger picture, either. Things will be touchier than usual in a personal relationship on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, but if you pay close attention to the other person's needs, a minor spat will fizzle before it can catch a spark. You may find yourself internalizing other people's complaints on Sunday; if so, try to stay away from people who just bring you down


Shit I best log out then

Pisces February 19-March 20
On Monday, try to be considerate and not inflict your theories on others who might not agree. Questions about a business decision may plague you on Tuesday and Wednesday, but don't let them keep you from making up your mind. Remember, you can work out a lot of these details later. Spend Thursday, Friday and Saturday doing a little summer cleaning -- throw out everything you haven't worn in a year, and purge all the clutter in the back of your closet. If family members try to walk over all over you on Sunday, speak up! You're not a doormat, and you have every right to tell them so.

Killing time, woohoo. -_-


omg that's so true...

Sweeny79 said:

LOL! *pets* Poor thing.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I love it when that happens!

Gemini May 21-June 21
You'll have an excellent point to make in a debate on Monday, but if you alienate people with harsh language, have you really made it? Keep your cool during a conversation with your family on Tuesday and Wednesday. Make yourself as clear as possible and be patient if there seems to be any misunderstanding; sometimes things get lost in the translation, particularly on the telephone. Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all about you, you, you: the gossip, the attention, everything! Enjoy the spotlight over the weekend, but be sure to take a breather on Sunday, or you might find yourself gasping for air as you head into a challenging week ahead.

harsh language...me? oh god, I'll try my best to avoid the limelight.

Gemini May 21-June 21
You'll have an excellent point to make in a debate on Monday, but if you alienate people with harsh language, have you really made it? Keep your cool during a conversation with your family on Tuesday and Wednesday. Make yourself as clear as possible and be patient if there seems to be any misunderstanding; sometimes things get lost in the translation, particularly on the telephone. Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all about you, you, you: the gossip, the attention, everything! Enjoy the spotlight over the weekend, but be sure to take a breather on Sunday, or you might find yourself gasping for air as you head into a challenging week ahead.

Sweeny79 said: