ladies and gentlemen of the org:

you are cordially invited to the anti-prom, a fete for those of you uninvited, without formal attire or date, but mainly for those of us decidedly anti-prom.

when: to coincide with the org prom

where: the nightclub directly across the street

the spread: libations of your heart's desire.

entertainment: the land's baddest DJs AND the ladies on the bars and in the cages



join us, won't you?

RSVP here

your hostesses:

Why?

I mean, what is wrong with the other prom?

I would be really upset if I had to choose! I love you ALL!

gooeythehamster said:

oh, absolutely nothing. you can go there first, then come on over to the dark side.

irresistibleb1tch said:

all the vodka we can drink, love.

Ill be there

starkitty said:

Then count me in. I always have been prone to not conforming to any standard rules. Just note that me going to yer Anti-prom won't make me stop enjoying the Pro-Prom ( ) !!!

whats anti - porn ?

starkitty said:

brilliant!

shausler said:

you shall be the guest of honor, during the poetry slam.

I wasn't asked to the prom anyway.

J0eyC0c0 said:

did you really want to be?
come join our debauchery.

starkitty said:

NEGATIVITY!

He could always have asked someone himself! He is just lazy.

Looks like somebody didn't get an invite to the Prom

maybe the thread should change to .. someone.. anyone.. please take me to the prom

starkitty said:

True, I'm an iconoclast anyway.

starkitty said:

I like the look of these hostesses....


I'm like SO gonna be there 'n shit...

So in the immortal words of James Ingram: "Yamobethere... oh-uh-oaahh"

MartyMcFly said:

I'd rather have you do the shittin BEFORE you come to the prom!

gooeythehamster said:

ellieadore said:

i didn't like the prom in high school, dear (though i did go, i don't need to repeat the experience).

I might like to skip along if Im allowed * giggles *

i'm such a rebel that i won't be at either of them.

starkitty said:

True. To an outsider proms seems superficial, again zoning in on the US competitive nature. I'd say the Org Prom is SO not about that.
With so many outsiders here I am sure it will be a blast from beginning to end.

CookieMonster said:

HEY YOU! go advocate the prom in the prom thread!

here, tell us what acts of debauchery you will perform at our soiree'.

i may wax poetic after many drinks.

Heiress said:

high five on that.
i like your style.

Well I've never been to a prom...

so i guess I'll stay with the origonal

although you all know where i'll be if you wanna come and dance

CookieMonster said:

lollyp0p said:

GOOD ON YA darling

CookieMonster said:

Got to agree with u.. Hurray for the Prom and for those who are going...

starkitty said:

hehehe. The excistance of THIS thread already does that... If you really hate proms as much as you say you certainly try hard enough to belong...

hstarkitty said:

My best feature is having sex in the men's toilet with YOUR date. I have a thing for straight guys. And straight guys have a thing for me. Hence, I will be doing that at the OTHER prom too.

starkitty said:

Whatever that means.