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Im feeling creative today...... So I want to see some creativity from the peeps at the org.....Write a poem or a rap using these words (and please specify if its a poem or a rap or a rapoem) It can be long as you want about whatever just as long as the keywords are there.....Hopefully it makes sense and good luck!
Kool Aid Silicone Smoke Penetrate Yoda North Dakota Monopoly Tom Cruise Ferris Buller Good luck and yes this thread may go under like the mighty Titanic cause the words I picked are absolute nonsense but lets see how creative everyone is.... | |
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Please forgive me as I have NO IDEA what this means:
So one day Tom Cruise & Ferris Buller were penetrating Yoda with monopoly pieces in North Dakota. The only problem was Yoda’s silicone implants were filled with Kool Aid and began to spill all over the rug. Ferris was pissed. He’d just bought that rug. Tom was trying to calm him down but it just wouldn’t work. Yoda was screaming something about a dark invader. They decided it was time to head to South Dakota 'em if they don't get the joke | |
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InPlainSite said: [color=yellow:d87bd7cb9a]Please forgive me as I have NO IDEA what this means: [/color]
So one day Tom Cruise & Ferris Buller were penetrating Yoda with monopoly pieces in North Dakota. The only problem was Yoda’s silicone implants were filled with Kool Aid and began to spill all over the rug. Ferris was pissed. He’d just bought that rug. Tom was trying to calm him down but it just wouldn’t work. Yoda was screaming something about a dark invader. They decided it was time to head to South Dakota | |
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Sinister said: So I want to see some creativity from the peeps at the org.....Write a poem or a rap using these words (and please specify if its a poem or a rap or a rapoem) It can be long as you want about whatever just as long as the keywords are there.....Hopefully it makes sense and good luck!
Kool Aid Silicone Smoke Penetrate Yoda North Dakota Monopoly Tom Cruise Ferris Buller Good luck and yes this thread may go under like the mighty Titanic cause the words I picked are absolute nonsense but lets see how creative everyone is.... one day in north dakota ferris buller passed tom cruise the kool aid and asked for a smoke and .yoda was in the bathroom playing monopoly and felt his silicone breasts and felt the need to penetrate the boardgame. . [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 16:52:31 2004 by Christopher] | |
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A Random Boy
Tonight I smoked Tar in my lungs I could count the stars Through the smoke In my mind Images of North Dakota Where Yoda tried To penetrate my brains And Kool Aid could not save me Tom Cruise could not save me Not even a day off Byebye Ferris Bueller Sillicone happy girls in the park Playing twister in my mind Not monopoly Left foot on green Tonight I smoked I wished I hadn't Made me think of mum So I kissed a random boy Wish it was you. | |
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Christopher said: Sinister said: So I want to see some creativity from the peeps at the org.....Write a poem or a rap using these words (and please specify if its a poem or a rap or a rapoem) It can be long as you want about whatever just as long as the keywords are there.....Hopefully it makes sense and good luck!
Kool Aid Silicone Smoke Penetrate Yoda North Dakota Monopoly Tom Cruise Ferris Buller Good luck and yes this thread may go under like the mighty Titanic cause the words I picked are absolute nonsense but lets see how creative everyone is.... one day in north dakota ferris buller passed tom cruise the kool aid and asked for a smoke and .yoda was in the bathroom playing monopoly and felt his silicone breasts and felt the need to penetrate the boardgame. . [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 16:52:31 2004 by Christopher] Penetrate the boardgame.....Thats awesome! That is some creativity right there! Good job | |
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gooeythehamster said: A Random Boy
Tonight I smoked Tar in my lungs I could count the stars Through the smoke In my mind Images of North Dakota Where Yoda tried To penetrate my brains And Kool Aid could not save me Tom Cruise could not save me Not even a day off Byebye Ferris Bueller Sillicone happy girls in the park Playing twister in my mind Not monopoly Left foot on green Tonight I smoked I wished I hadn't Made me think of mum So I kissed a random boy Wish it was you. Is this about me? (sillicone happy girls in the park.....I like that....) | |
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InPlainSite said: [color=yellow:d87bd7cb9a]Please forgive me as I have NO IDEA what this means: [/color]
So one day Tom Cruise & Ferris Buller were penetrating Yoda with monopoly pieces in North Dakota. The only problem was Yoda’s silicone implants were filled with Kool Aid and began to spill all over the rug. Ferris was pissed. He’d just bought that rug. Tom was trying to calm him down but it just wouldn’t work. Yoda was screaming something about a dark invader. They decided it was time to head to South Dakota. When they arrived Yoda had the implants replaced. This time he decided to try pudding pops but the sticks kept poking Ferris in the eye. Considering he hadn’t completely recovered from the carpet stain incident, neither Tom nor Yoda wanted to upset Ferris. It was Risky business going to South Dakota. They were still being sought for the Operation incident (yes, Operation board game). Nathan Lane and Ferris had done some kinky shit to that poor man. 'em if they don't get the joke | |
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what the hell. I'm up for a "challenge"
ahem. I proudly (& spontaneously) offer "ode to the hormones of a 16-year old" damn baby you got to know when I saw you at the show you stood out like Yoda in a Wal-Mart in North Dakota she was so fine I wanted to school her so I took the day off like Ferris Buller I had no game to get inside your brain & to try to get laid I spiked your Kool Aid then I got all weird & she saw right through me like Silicone over the phone my plan up in smoke I made a little joke neither your heart or mind I could penetrate so though I ran my game so slopily I talked you into a game of STRIP Monopoly then I took over your pants & your shoes like "Risky Business" starring Tom Cruise heh heh heh (damn, that was HARD! I know this "poerap" was SHITTY, but I had fun TRYING to do it!) I'll see you tonight..
in ALL MY DREAMS.. | |
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Sinister said: So I want to see some creativity from the peeps at the org.....Write a poem or a rap using these words (and please specify if its a poem or a rap or a rapoem) It can be long as you want about whatever just as long as the keywords are there.....Hopefully it makes sense and good luck!
Kool Aid Silicone Smoke Penetrate Yoda North Dakota Monopoly Tom Cruise Ferris Buller Good luck and yes this thread may go under like the mighty Titanic cause the words I picked are absolute nonsense but lets see how creative everyone is.... I ain't never tasted Kool Aid I am no silicone bunny Hoppin' round blowin smoke in other animals holes Where i live i dig deep to penetrate not into Yoda.. But into the South the east the west of North Dakota Where I jump up and down in your Monopoly like bunny rabbitz knowz 2 do it properly Tom cruise.. Ferris Buller? Who da hell.. what the? I'm da bunny I'm way cooler I dont know what the hell dat was but eh, i had fun writin it..This is shit and i got lazy at the end. Ah well!! [This message was edited Thu Aug 5 21:13:45 2004 by lilmissmissy] No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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This poem is entitled
Rob needs a date..... My name is Rob and I masturbate..... Cause I can't find a girl to penetrate I sit at home in a shack like Yoda.... In field surrounded by wheat in North Dakota..... I always wanted be popular....I want to be cooler Like Matthew Broderick in Ferris Buller Instead of the Twilight I live in the Dateless zone Dreaming of legs and breasts with Sillicone.... When it comes to approaching women he's hopeless they say His heart doesn't pump nitro.....it pumps kool aid.... I can't help that when I talk to women I choke The best line I use is "Excuse me do you have a smoke?" Being this bad with women is certainly no fun Like Tom Cruise I just wanted to be a Top Gun.... I might try again tonight....Maybe I will....Possibly.... But more than likely just stay home and play Monopoly..... | |
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Okay here ya go -
Kool Aid Silicone Smoke Penetrate Yoda North Dakota Monopoly Tom Cruise Ferris Buller I can’t see what is coming next Who I need to be Where I need to go It is as if a screen of smoke Has penetrated my mind I use to see beauty like The Indian’s in North Dakota, now just this thin Veil – this veil of smoke Is it from the Kool Aid I Drank or is the world really Full of greed – like a monopoly Game Who will save me from this veil Of smoke that had penetrated my Mind? Tom cruise? Ferris Buller? Yoda? No I must rip the silicone from My eyes – to see the beauty of life again. Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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Sinister said: This poem is entitled
Rob needs a date..... My name is Rob and I masturbate..... Cause I can't find a girl to penetrate I sit at home in a shack like Yoda.... In field surrounded by wheat in North Dakota..... I always wanted be popular....I want to be cooler Like Matthew Broderick in Ferris Buller Instead of the Twilight I live in the Dateless zone Dreaming of legs and breasts with Sillicone.... When it comes to approaching women he's hopeless they say His heart doesn't pump nitro.....it pumps kool aid.... I can't help that when I talk to women I choke The best line I use is "Excuse me do you have a smoke?" Being this bad with women is certainly no fun Like Tom Cruise I just wanted to be a Top Gun.... I might try again tonight....Maybe I will....Possibly.... But more than likely just stay home and play Monopoly..... Okay you just made my attempt look like shit!!!! Yours is great!!! Hi Sin!!!! Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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cocogrille said: Sinister said: This poem is entitled
Rob needs a date..... My name is Rob and I masturbate..... Cause I can't find a girl to penetrate I sit at home in a shack like Yoda.... In field surrounded by wheat in North Dakota..... I always wanted be popular....I want to be cooler Like Matthew Broderick in Ferris Buller Instead of the Twilight I live in the Dateless zone Dreaming of legs and breasts with Sillicone.... When it comes to approaching women he's hopeless they say His heart doesn't pump nitro.....it pumps kool aid.... I can't help that when I talk to women I choke The best line I use is "Excuse me do you have a smoke?" Being this bad with women is certainly no fun Like Tom Cruise I just wanted to be a Top Gun.... I might try again tonight....Maybe I will....Possibly.... But more than likely just stay home and play Monopoly..... Okay you just made my attempt look like shit!!!! Yours is great!!! Hi Sin!!!! Yours was great silly! This isn't a competition I just want to see how creative people can be.....How are you tonight my little coco puff.... | |
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Yours was great silly! This isn't a competition I just want to see how creative people can be.....How are you tonight my little coco puff.... [/quote]
Doing great. Looking forward to the weekend - need some rest - didn't sleep much last weekend - cause of driving to see Prince. So I will sleep a lot and party a little this weekend. What are your plans? Maybe if you took off that chastity belt you could breath a little mo betta. | |
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A requested re-write.
A Random Boy Tonight I smoked Tar in my lungs I could count the stars Through the smoke In my mind Images of North Dakota Where you tried To penetrate my brains Only music can save me Reach the bowels of my mind And teach me I am all alone In this park Tonight I smoked I wished I hadn't Made me think of mum So I kissed a random boy Wish it was you. | |
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There's a gentle hum
Just audible Above the noise Of fluttering butterflies I press my ear Against the wall And what I hear Has got me surprised | |
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Poem by Sinister
The Fan I expect you to be the best I only like you cause you stand out from the rest I expect dedication, talent and attention to detail I only want to see a ground breaking story to tell I expect immortality from you and your skills I only want you to live up to my thoughts and ideals I expect every note, shot, play and act done with perfection I only want to see flawless upon my inspection I expect you to perform during rain, snow, poor health and all I only want to see you excel and stand tall I expect more out of you than I do myself I only wish you to share with me your talent and wealth I expect as you get older your skills will stay the same I only want you to be like yourself in younger days I expect you to be a god among us both woman and man I only want to see you dominate cause Im your number one fan..... The reason I wrote this is because I am a fan of music and sports and over the years I have seen a few athletes give their disdain for fans....Why because most (not all) fans have very unrealistic views of the entertainers and athletes they expect superhuman performances from very human people....I go to the Prince section of this site and see those expectations everytime I go there. So music and sports gave me the inspiration to write this poem....I know a little about expectations since I play basketball and I am very good...People expect me to be on and dominate at all times when that is not always the case. It is the nature of a fan to expect superhuman deeds from these people because on numerous occasions they have shown with their ablities to be able to perform at a high level in whatever arena they are skilled at. [This message was edited Sat Aug 7 21:40:46 2004 by Sinister] | |
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