So I want to see some creativity from the peeps at the org.....Write a poem or a rap using these words (and please specify if its a poem or a rap or a rapoem) It can be long as you want about whatever just as long as the keywords are there.....Hopefully it makes sense and good luck!


Kool Aid
Silicone
Smoke
Penetrate
Yoda
North Dakota
Monopoly
Tom Cruise
Ferris Buller



Good luck and yes this thread may go under like the mighty Titanic cause the words I picked are absolute nonsense but lets see how creative everyone is....

Please forgive me as I have NO IDEA what this means:

So one day Tom Cruise & Ferris Buller were penetrating Yoda with monopoly pieces in North Dakota. The only problem was Yoda’s silicone implants were filled with Kool Aid and began to spill all over the rug. Ferris was pissed. He’d just bought that rug. Tom was trying to calm him down but it just wouldn’t work. Yoda was screaming something about a dark invader.

They decided it was time to head to South Dakota

InPlainSite said:

Sinister said:

one day in north dakota ferris buller passed tom cruise the kool aid and asked for a smoke and .yoda was in the bathroom playing monopoly and felt his silicone breasts and felt the need to penetrate the boardgame.




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[This message was edited Thu Aug 5 16:52:31 2004 by Christopher]

A Random Boy

Tonight I smoked
Tar in my lungs
I could count the stars
Through the smoke

In my mind
Images of North Dakota
Where Yoda tried
To penetrate my brains

And Kool Aid could not save me
Tom Cruise could not save me
Not even a day off
Byebye Ferris Bueller

Sillicone happy girls in the park
Playing twister in my mind
Not monopoly
Left foot on green

Tonight I smoked
I wished I hadn't
Made me think of mum
So I kissed a random boy

Wish it was you.

Christopher said:

Penetrate the boardgame.....Thats awesome! That is some creativity right there! Good job

gooeythehamster said:

Is this about me? (sillicone happy girls in the park.....I like that....)

InPlainSite said:

They decided it was time to head to South Dakota.

When they arrived Yoda had the implants replaced. This time he decided to try pudding pops but the sticks kept poking Ferris in the eye. Considering he hadn’t completely recovered from the carpet stain incident, neither Tom nor Yoda wanted to upset Ferris.

It was Risky business going to South Dakota. They were still being sought for the Operation incident (yes, Operation board game). Nathan Lane and Ferris had done some kinky shit to that poor man.

what the hell. I'm up for a "challenge"

ahem.


I proudly (& spontaneously) offer


"ode to the hormones of a 16-year old"

damn baby you got to know
when I saw you at the show
you stood out like Yoda
in a Wal-Mart in North Dakota

she was so fine
I wanted to school her
so I took the day off
like Ferris Buller

I had no game
to get inside your brain
& to try to get laid
I spiked your Kool Aid

then I got all weird
& she saw right through me
like Silicone
over the phone

my plan up in smoke
I made a little joke
neither your heart or mind
I could penetrate

so though I ran
my game so slopily
I talked you into
a game of STRIP Monopoly

then I took over
your pants & your shoes
like "Risky Business"
starring Tom Cruise


heh heh heh



(damn, that was HARD!
I know this "poerap" was SHITTY, but I had fun TRYING to do it!)

Sinister said:

I ain't never
tasted Kool Aid
I am no silicone
bunny

Hoppin' round
blowin smoke
in other animals
holes

Where i live
i dig deep
to penetrate
not into Yoda..

But into the
South
the east
the west
of North Dakota

Where I jump
up and down
in your Monopoly
like bunny rabbitz
knowz 2 do it
properly

Tom cruise..
Ferris Buller?
Who da hell..
what the?
I'm da bunny
I'm way cooler


I dont know what the hell dat was but eh, i had fun writin it..This is shit and i got lazy at the end. Ah well!!
[This message was edited Thu Aug 5 21:13:45 2004 by lilmissmissy]

This poem is entitled



Rob needs a date.....

My name is Rob and I masturbate.....
Cause I can't find a girl to penetrate
I sit at home in a shack like Yoda....
In field surrounded by wheat in North Dakota.....
I always wanted be popular....I want to be cooler
Like Matthew Broderick in Ferris Buller
Instead of the Twilight I live in the Dateless zone
Dreaming of legs and breasts with Sillicone....


When it comes to approaching women he's hopeless they say
His heart doesn't pump nitro.....it pumps kool aid....
I can't help that when I talk to women I choke
The best line I use is "Excuse me do you have a smoke?"
Being this bad with women is certainly no fun
Like Tom Cruise I just wanted to be a Top Gun....
I might try again tonight....Maybe I will....Possibly....
But more than likely just stay home and play Monopoly.....

Okay here ya go -


Kool Aid
Silicone
Smoke
Penetrate
Yoda
North Dakota
Monopoly
Tom Cruise
Ferris Buller





I can’t see what is coming next
Who I need to be
Where I need to go
It is as if a screen of smoke
Has penetrated my mind

I use to see beauty like
The Indian’s in North
Dakota, now just this thin
Veil – this veil of smoke


Is it from the Kool Aid I
Drank or is the world really
Full of greed – like a monopoly
Game

Who will save me from this veil
Of smoke that had penetrated my
Mind? Tom cruise? Ferris Buller?
Yoda? No I must rip the silicone from
My eyes – to see the beauty of life again.

Sinister said:

Okay you just made my attempt look like shit!!!! Yours is great!!!





Hi Sin!!!!

cocogrille said:

Yours was great silly! This isn't a competition I just want to see how creative people can be.....How are you tonight my little coco puff....

Yours was great silly! This isn't a competition I just want to see how creative people can be.....How are you tonight my little coco puff.... [/quote]


Doing great. Looking forward to the weekend - need some rest - didn't sleep much last weekend - cause of driving to see Prince. So I will sleep a lot and party a little this weekend. What are your plans?

A requested re-write.

A Random Boy

Tonight I smoked
Tar in my lungs
I could count the stars
Through the smoke

In my mind
Images of North Dakota
Where you tried
To penetrate my brains

Only music can save me
Reach the bowels of my mind
And teach me I am all alone
In this park

Tonight I smoked
I wished I hadn't
Made me think of mum
So I kissed a random boy

Wish it was you.

There's a gentle hum
Just audible
Above the noise
Of fluttering butterflies

I press my ear
Against the wall
And what I hear
Has got me surprised

Poem by Sinister
The Fan


I expect you to be the best
I only like you cause you stand out from the rest
I expect dedication, talent and attention to detail
I only want to see a ground breaking story to tell
I expect immortality from you and your skills
I only want you to live up to my thoughts and ideals
I expect every note, shot, play and act done with perfection
I only want to see flawless upon my inspection

I expect you to perform during rain, snow, poor health and all
I only want to see you excel and stand tall
I expect more out of you than I do myself
I only wish you to share with me your talent and wealth
I expect as you get older your skills will stay the same
I only want you to be like yourself in younger days
I expect you to be a god among us both woman and man
I only want to see you dominate cause Im your number one fan.....


The reason I wrote this is because I am a fan of music and sports and over the years I have seen a few athletes give their disdain for fans....Why because most (not all) fans have very unrealistic views of the entertainers and athletes they expect superhuman performances from very human people....I go to the Prince section of this site and see those expectations everytime I go there. So music and sports gave me the inspiration to write this poem....I know a little about expectations since I play basketball and I am very good...People expect me to be on and dominate at all times when that is not always the case. It is the nature of a fan to expect superhuman deeds from these people because on numerous occasions they have shown with their ablities to be able to perform at a high level in whatever arena they are skilled at.
[This message was edited Sat Aug 7 21:40:46 2004 by Sinister]