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Who's had road head? I was driving in to work this morning and happened to glance over and see this chick giving this dude a blowjob... it was at 7 in the morning.... gives a new meaning to "early bird catches the worm" 
Anybody give or receive road head recently? Any ladies out there particularly fond of giving?    [This message was edited Fri Jul 30 7:42:08 2004 by kendogg] | |
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omg.
that phrase reminds me of 'road rash'. | |
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I've given, but I've never received. I'm deprived.  | |
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Ive given but i didnt like it. I kept feeling like I was gonna kill us both. | |
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I had a male friend that totaled his car when his girlfriend do that to him when he was 17...try explaining that to your parents  | |
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sounds like a bad Horror movie.... "he's back.. he's pissed... the return of ROOOOOAD HEAAAAAD | |
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That is frickin hilarious
Smooches;) | |
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Given and gotten.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Received.....it's too hard to enjoy, especially when you're worried about controlling 2 tons of machinery AND your car!  | |
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given and received | |
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FunkMistress said:
Given and gotten. 
Given. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Received.....it's too hard to enjoy, especially when you're worried about controlling 2 tons of machinery AND your car!
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Received, but it's been a while. Can't do that kind of stuff now with kids in the car.  | |
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Given, never gotten. Of course I used to jerk off while driving like a fucking fiend. No confusion, no tears. No enemies, no fear. No sorrow, no pain. No ball, no chain.
Sex is not love. Love is not sex. Putting words in other people's mouths will only get you elected. Need more sleep than coke or methamphetamine. | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: Hahahahahah! Hilarious! | |
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To Sir, with Love | |
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Never given or recieved, but I have a story! I was in the drive thru at Burger King once and the line was really long. So while I was waiting I was putting on some lipstick in the mirror and I noticed or what appeared to be that no one was in the car behind me. So I turned around to get a better look when this guy sits up looking exhausted! So im thinking What the Hell?! Then a couple seconds later a girl sits up! Then I saw her head go back down in his lap! Lets just say he was Happy! So happy he leaned his seat back to enjoy it even more! Ppl kept honking for him to pull up whenever the line moved. I kinda lost my apetite after that but it was a good laugh after a work day! Did you order a pizza ma'am? Prince- UTCM | |
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BeautifulOneJem said: [color=violet:fc78800dc6]Never given or recieved, but I have a story! I was in the drive thru at Burger King once and the line was really long. So while I was waiting I was putting on some lipstick in the mirror and I noticed or what appeared to be that no one was in the car behind me. So I turned around to get a better look when this guy sits up looking exhausted! So im thinking What the Hell?! Then a couple seconds later a girl sits up!
Then I saw her head go back down in his lap! Lets just say he was Happy! So happy he leaned his seat back to enjoy it even more! Ppl kept honking for him to pull up whenever the line moved. I kinda lost my apetite after that but it was a good laugh after a work day! [/color]Well, at least he was at a complete stop while it was going on and not 80mph down some highway. | |
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i've given it.
never received it, though. then again, i can't imagine how cunnilingus would work whilst driving.... "I don't need your forgiveness, cos I've been saved by Jesus, so fuck you." | |
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Tessa said: then again, i can't imagine how cunnilingus would work whilst driving....
That would be fairly difficult, wouldn't it. That's why instead I've... umm, nevermind. | |
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MrJoker said: BeautifulOneJem said: [color=violet:fc78800dc6]Never given or recieved, but I have a story! I was in the drive thru at Burger King once and the line was really long. So while I was waiting I was putting on some lipstick in the mirror and I noticed or what appeared to be that no one was in the car behind me. So I turned around to get a better look when this guy sits up looking exhausted! So im thinking What the Hell?! Then a couple seconds later a girl sits up!
Then I saw her head go back down in his lap! Lets just say he was Happy! So happy he leaned his seat back to enjoy it even more! Ppl kept honking for him to pull up whenever the line moved. I kinda lost my apetite after that but it was a good laugh after a work day! [/color]Well, at least he was at a complete stop while it was going on and not 80mph down some highway.  this is both funny and deepy disturbing because dang, look at all the people posting here so you know they're out there hurtling down the road, eyes closed.. ! | |
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What if you've received and you weren't the one who was driving?
Kind of hard to explain...VERY dangerous...never again. Keith/Kacey | |
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Kacey725 said: What if you've received and you weren't the one who was driving?
Kind of hard to explain...VERY dangerous...never again. Keith/Kacey | |
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kendogg said: I was driving in to work this morning and happened to glance over and see this chick giving this dude a blowjob... it was at 7 in the morning.... gives a new meaning to "early bird catches the worm"
Anybody give or receive road head recently? Any ladies out there particularly fond of giving?
[This message was edited Fri Jul 30 7:42:08 2004 by kendogg] "early bird catches the worm"  | |
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