Sinister this is hilarious!!!

TheRealFiness said:

Sinister said:

I WANNA BE:






...oh oops, wrong clique....

TheFrog said:

I'll submit a impressionistic version complete with babe...



I'll need an answer within 24 hrs as I have other clients that are interested.



tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

theAudience said:

Ummm yeah....well uhhhh that is a bit too ummm Beatnik for us.....I mean don't get me wrong that's cool but we need a little more pizzazz it's gotta have some swing baby!

althom said:

Now Ladies and Gents I Sin Sinatra will sing and dedicate this next song to Althom....."Called Althom is a Tramp"....


He gets his cravings at about a quarter to eight
He gets the lighter and the hot plate
Never forgets his crack pipe or he'll get the shakes
That's why Althom is a tramp

Doesn't like needles cause his arms are steel
Will rust if drinks water so he can't take pills
Crack is his love and his favorite meal
That's why Althom is a tramp

He likes the white rocks, filling his pipe
Smokes rocks every night
He's high, ohhhh my

Pee's in his pants thats why he's cold and damp
That's why Althom is a tramp

That's why Althom is
That's why Althom is
That is why Althom is aaaaa TRAAAAAMMMPPPPP

(cue applause and ladies throwing underwear at me) Thank you!!! Thank you very much!! Goodnight Org I love you!!!

Sinister said:

I love it!!

all of the real org rat pack has been banned. except 2the9s. he's the Tom Dreesen of the group

I'll go balls out and become Bobby Kennedy. Yeah, I'm the second one, but the female tail was still top shelf. Lemme' pour some Remy 'gac for the Pack.

Sinister said:

sam' was on point in sharkskin...

TheRealFiness said:

Yeah he was the man I really like this picture....

let's see... frank's gone... dean's gone... sam's gone..what about Bishop and Lawford?

TheRealFiness said:

All of em are gone....

Sinister said:

wow... i love the rat pack flicks...

i'll be ginger

starkitty said:

Is he grabbing her ass???

If not, why not???

MrJoker said:

Ladies and gentlemen once again lets welcome to the stage the one the only.....Sin Sinatra.....(cue applause/panties thrown at me)

Ladies and Gents I have many names and Dredizzle just happens to be one of them but its still the same old Sin Sinatra....I would like to dedicate this next tune to Luv4u for being the foxy lady from Canada that she is.....Hit it!

(cue band)


My story is much too sad to be told,
But Man whoring leaves me totally cold.
The one exception I know is the case
Is when I come to the org and see your fabulous faaaaace.

I get no kick from champagne.
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all.
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out Luv4u?

Some, they may go for cocaine.(Althom)
I'm sure that if I took even one sniff
It would bore me terrifically, too.
Yet I get a kick out of Luv4u....

I get a kick every time I see
You posting on threads before me.
I get a kick though it's clear to see
You obviously really adore me adore me

I get no kick in a plane.
Flying too high with some gal in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do.
Yet I get a kick - um you give me a boot - I get a kick out of yooooouuuu....

Thank YOU!!! Thanks very much! I will be playing at the Mirage all weekend! Goodnight everybody!!!

MrJoker said:

honey, it ain't that kinda party.

UncleGrandpa said:

cosmicpussy said:

So what say you and me go steppin out tonight after the show?

Dredizzle said:

are you livin' large, big daddy?

cosmicpussy said:

Baby im the cat's meow! The king of swing! I own this town!

Dredizzle said:

let'$ go!

(Frog ambles to the stage cunningly disguised as 3 toilet).

ladies and gentlemen, apologies for my appearance. However, I have to appear as 3bogs right now for tax purposes. This song goes out to anyone who's ever had their heart broken by a woman or a man with three legs, so i know it'll appeal to almost everyone here, freaks that y'all are.

plus it's gonna be quick because i need the lavatory.

(croons...)

The sweet, sweet memories you've given me
You can't beat the memories you've given me
Take one fresh and tender breeze,
Add one stolen lump of cheese,
One girl; one boy; some grief; some joy:

Memories are made of this.

Don't forget a small moonbeam.
Fold it lightly with some cream.
Your lips and mine,
Two sips of wine:

Memories are made of this.

Then add the wedding bells;
One house where lovers dwell;
Three little kids for the flavour.
Stir carefully through the smelly nose ~
See how the flavour goes.
These are the dreams you will savour.

With His blessings from above,
Serve it generously with love.
One man, one wife,
One love, through life:

Memories are made of this.
Frog desperately needs a piss.

(crowd naturally goes wild; cue shouts of "get off the stage" and "bring back sinister!")

cosmicpussy said:

Classy dame on my arm....Martini in my hand....looks like tonights my lucky night....If were lucky we can catch Frog playing at the Lily Pad tonight....