i drink milk cos it tastes nice and cos it's good for my teeth and my bones and we got free milk at school if we came from a single parent family and we put a straw innit at breaktime and we could pretend we had moustaches when we didn't because we weren't big enough to have them really but it made sarah laugh and i loved her even though my best friend sam jukes fancied her too and he got mad at me but we made up later and went to the conker field and found conkers.

irresistibleb1tch said:

you can lead a horse to water.

starkitty said:

lawd have mercy I give up...

let me recommend "Modern Logic" by Forbes, and just browse through the first chapter "What is Logic", you would really be doing yourself a huge favour

i might make an exception when you have fresh warm chocolate chip cookies or brownies straight out the oven

i drink milk cos it tastes nice and cos it's good for my teeth and my bones and we got free milk at school if we came from a single parent family and we put a straw innit at breaktime and we could pretend we had moustaches when we didn't because we weren't big enough to have them really but it made sarah laugh and i loved her even though my best friend sam jukes fancied her too and he got mad at me but we made up later and went to the conker field and found conkers.

i rarely drink milk.

i am of the belief that we shouldn't. i really don't think it's good for us, and it's weird when you think about it. do you want to suckle a cow?

starkitty said:

Ok.. now you're starting to make sense...

btw - wearing leather and all - would you like to look like a cow?

starkitty said:

What about in Frapps and coffee?

i might make an exception when you have fresh warm chocolate chip cookies or brownies straight out the oven

CokeJohnson said:

i've never seen a cow look like me, or vice versa.

We also eat shrimp, but we're not whales.

We also eat shrimp, but we're not whales.

starkitty said:

I've never seen anybody suckle a cow, or vice versa

MrJoker said:

ever seen a whale suckle a shrimp???

starkitty said:

you are starting to loose it again

Starkitty, you actually write some half-decent poetry; some of it is actually not bad at all, but you might wanna stick with your poems..

did that come out somewhat rude?

CokeJohnson said:

coke, if you think i pay you half a mind, you're half right.

starkitty said:

white russian anybody??

TheFrog said:

<---- drinks milk, wears leather, and eats the cow's flesh, all without giving it a second thought

i am surprised there are no boobies yet.