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Dr Coke is open for business - again m'kay...
For those of you who dont know me, I am the respectable Dr. Coke, Ph.D. in Human Nature Any questions about human nature can be asked on this thread. and there it is | |
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dude you are a fuckin trip | |
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Why is it necessary when u see someone u know far off in the distance walking towards u to feel awkward, stare at the ground as you walk and then pretend to see them just as you approach, at which point you look up suddenly and casually say 'hi'?
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: dude you are a fuckin trip
right, right.. hmm.. now lay down for a minute and relax Now what is your question? and there it is | |
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fauxnewbie said: Why is it necessary when u see someone u know far off in the distance walking towards u to feel awkward, stare at the ground as you walk and then pretend to see them just as you approach, at which point you look up suddenly and casually say 'hi'?
... that's an interesting question indeed, I did that today actually.. anyways.. by not making eye contact from far away you are signaling that you are not a threat, and by making contact when they pass you by you are signaling, "I acknowledge your existence".. So what you are describing is an attempt of a balanced approach to your fellowman (or woman) and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: fauxnewbie said: Why is it necessary when u see someone u know far off in the distance walking towards u to feel awkward, stare at the ground as you walk and then pretend to see them just as you approach, at which point you look up suddenly and casually say 'hi'?
... that's an interesting question indeed, I did that today actually.. anyways.. by not making eye contact from far away you are signaling that you are not a threat, and by making contact when they pass you by you are signaling, "I acknowledge your existence".. So what you are describing is an attempt of a balanced approach to your fellowman (or woman) Wow, your're really good! Here's all my money. | |
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CokeJohnson said: fauxnewbie said: Why is it necessary when u see someone u know far off in the distance walking towards u to feel awkward, stare at the ground as you walk and then pretend to see them just as you approach, at which point you look up suddenly and casually say 'hi'?
... that's an interesting question indeed, I did that today actually.. anyways.. by not making eye contact from far away you are signaling that you are not a threat, and by making contact when they pass you by you are signaling, "I acknowledge your existence".. So what you are describing is an attempt of a balanced approach to your fellowman (or woman) I do this too, in the office place. Many people will still look away and not acknowledge me. That's why one day I will set the building on fire. | |
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OdysseyMiles said: CokeJohnson said: that's an interesting question indeed, I did that today actually.. anyways.. by not making eye contact from far away you are signaling that you are not a threat, and by making contact when they pass you by you are signaling, "I acknowledge your existence".. So what you are describing is an attempt of a balanced approach to your fellowman (or woman) I do this too, in the office place. Many people will still look away and not acknowledge me. That's why one day I will set the building on fire. hmm.. yes.. m'kay.. how long have you had these fire fantasies? and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: dude you are a fuckin trip
right, right.. hmm.. now lay down for a minute and relax Now what is your question? OH I did not have a question...sorry....I just like your posts | |
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fauxnewbie said: CokeJohnson said: that's an interesting question indeed, I did that today actually.. anyways.. by not making eye contact from far away you are signaling that you are not a threat, and by making contact when they pass you by you are signaling, "I acknowledge your existence".. So what you are describing is an attempt of a balanced approach to your fellowman (or woman) Wow, your're really good! Here's all my money. that is very kind of you sir, but this one's on me.. and there it is | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: CokeJohnson said: right, right.. hmm.. now lay down for a minute and relax Now what is your question? OH I did not have a question...sorry....I just like your posts yes..ok.. I guess a thank you is in order.. however, if you feel the need, do not hesitate to ask any question relating to human nature.... I sense you have a question but shyness is in your way.. and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: OdysseyMiles said: I do this too, in the office place. Many people will still look away and not acknowledge me. That's why one day I will set the building on fire. hmm.. yes.. m'kay.. how long have you had these fire fantasies? Ever since...my boss....Bill....he took my stapler....And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. | |
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OdysseyMiles said: CokeJohnson said: hmm.. yes.. m'kay.. how long have you had these fire fantasies? Ever since...my boss....Bill....he took my stapler....And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. right, right... tell you what Mr. Miles.. It is perfectly normal to feel anger inside in those types of situations. However.. burning the place down is a slight over-reaction. What Im gonna recommend you is an anger-management program... those guys really do good work you know.. Also.. it is important to get laid on a regular basis; it has been proven to decrease stress levels, so might wanna consider that option too - or both and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: OdysseyMiles said: Ever since...my boss....Bill....he took my stapler....And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. right, right... tell you what Mr. Miles.. It is perfectly normal to feel anger inside in those types of situations. However.. burning the place down is a slight over-reaction. What Im gonna recommend you is an anger-management program... those guys really do good work you know.. Also.. it is important to get laid on a regular basis; it has been proven to decrease stress levels, so might wanna consider that option too - or both Thank you, I appreciate that. But you have to realize that Mr. Lumbergh is driving me crazy. I didn't receive my paycheck this week. Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it. DO I still need to get laid? | |
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OdysseyMiles said: CokeJohnson said: right, right... tell you what Mr. Miles.. It is perfectly normal to feel anger inside in those types of situations. However.. burning the place down is a slight over-reaction. What Im gonna recommend you is an anger-management program... those guys really do good work you know.. Also.. it is important to get laid on a regular basis; it has been proven to decrease stress levels, so might wanna consider that option too - or both Thank you, I appreciate that. But you have to realize that Mr. Lumbergh is driving me crazy. I didn't receive my paycheck this week. Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it. DO I still need to get laid? this sounds very much like an economic problem you have to sort out with your company... other than that, getting laid always helps relieve stress although it will obviously not solve this particular problem for you and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: OdysseyMiles said: Thank you, I appreciate that. But you have to realize that Mr. Lumbergh is driving me crazy. I didn't receive my paycheck this week. Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still have not received my paycheck and they moved my desk to storage room B and there was garbage on it. DO I still need to get laid? this sounds very much like an economic problem you have to sort out with your company... other than that, getting laid always helps relieve stress although it will obviously not solve this particular problem for you O.k. So I'll go see a hooker, then set the building on fire. Thanks Doc!! | |
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OdysseyMiles said: CokeJohnson said: this sounds very much like an economic problem you have to sort out with your company... other than that, getting laid always helps relieve stress although it will obviously not solve this particular problem for you O.k. So I'll go see a hooker, then set the building on fire. hmm.. you seem like an intelligent guy.. so I know it's against your better judgement to set things on fire.. the hooker on the other hand you might wanna get hot in another way than the literal.. and there it is | |
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excuse me Dr.-I'm ahem, kinda shy. Very reluctant to bother anyone, well not bother, but Dr. that is my ahem, problem. I'm shy and I think I ahem, bother people. If I'm ahem, a bother then Dr. don't bother. See what I mean? | |
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i can't stop jumping on countertops (any stationary object really) and dancing.
is this acceptable behavior? | |
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Billmenever said: excuse me Dr.-I'm ahem, kinda shy. Very reluctant to bother anyone, well not bother, but Dr. that is my ahem, problem. I'm shy and I think I ahem, bother people. If I'm ahem, a bother then Dr. don't bother. See what I mean?
Yeah I see exactly what you mean. You are what is known as an introvert. Introversion is a very common personality trait, but not all people are bothered by it. Is it a major problem for you? and there it is | |
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starkitty said: i can't stop jumping on countertops (any stationary object really) and dancing.
is this acceptable behavior? You are asking me a relative question for which a relative answer is in place.. It's all about circumstances.. you need to ask yourself, "Is this behaviour acceptable in the enviroment I happen to be in"? If you're in ,say, a club, chances are it would be acceptable, but you would have to use your common sense every time... and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: starkitty said: i can't stop jumping on countertops (any stationary object really) and dancing.
is this acceptable behavior? You are asking me a relative question for which a relative answer is in place.. It's all about circumstances.. you need to ask yourself, "Is this behaviour acceptable in the enviroment I happen to be in"? If you're in ,say, a club, chances are it would be acceptable, but you would have to use your common sense every time... I think that behavior would be acceptable on the appropriate office cubicle if it is study enough. | |
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CokeJohnson said: Billmenever said: excuse me Dr.-I'm ahem, kinda shy. Very reluctant to bother anyone, well not bother, but Dr. that is my ahem, problem. I'm shy and I think I ahem, bother people. If I'm ahem, a bother then Dr. don't bother. See what I mean?
Yeah I see exactly what you mean. You are what is known as an introvert. Introversion is a very common personality trait, but not all people are bothered by it. Is it a major problem for you? Thank you Dr. for responding. Hope it wasn't a bother. To answer your question about introversion, first of all I wasn't aware of that. Secondly, it's helpful to know not all are bothered with this common personality trait . Last but not least, I'll highly recommend you when the need arises. | |
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OdysseyMiles said: I think that behavior would be acceptable on the appropriate office cubicle if it is study enough.
is that guy dancing, or is he stuffed? | |
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Dr Coke,
I keep getting signs stuck to my back saying things like, "check out the loser" and, "this is his best side - you don't want to see his face". is there any way to make people like me? | |
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TheFrog said: Dr Coke,
I keep getting signs stuck to my back saying things like, "check out the loser" and, "this is his best side - you don't want to see his face". is there any way to make people like me? You could always set the building on fire. | |
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OdysseyMiles said: TheFrog said: Dr Coke,
I keep getting signs stuck to my back saying things like, "check out the loser" and, "this is his best side - you don't want to see his face". is there any way to make people like me? You could always set the building on fire. again? yeaaaaahhhhh. | |
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OdysseyMiles said: CokeJohnson said: hmm.. yes.. m'kay.. how long have you had these fire fantasies? Ever since...my boss....Bill....he took my stapler....And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. I swear you are my new favorite Orger. | |
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