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Post a Joke, I'm sad I need a laugh please post something funny, i had my hair cut short and i hate it 
Make me smile! | |
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why do birds fly upside down over 2the9s? | |
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cause they dont consider him worthy of shitting on
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I went down on my g/f yesterday
I said 2 her "wow u got a big pussy" "wow u got a big pussy" she said "Y did u say it twice" i said " i didn't"  Keenmeister |
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really bad joke warning!
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh sitting at the bar. The man shouts, 'Hey! Vincent, mate. Do you fancy a beer?' 'No, thanks,' Van Gogh replies. 'I've got one 'ere.'  | |
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3bogs said: really bad joke warning!
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh sitting at the bar. The man shouts, 'Hey! Vincent, mate. Do you fancy a beer?' 'No, thanks,' Van Gogh replies. 'I've got one 'ere.' Your chat up line's r funnier than that joke | |
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lollyp0p said: 3bogs said: really bad joke warning!
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh sitting at the bar. The man shouts, 'Hey! Vincent, mate. Do you fancy a beer?' 'No, thanks,' Van Gogh replies. 'I've got one 'ere.' Your chat up line's r funnier than that joke i have WAY worse.  | |
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. [This message was edited Mon Jul 12 19:00:20 2004 by shausler] | |
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3bogs said: lollyp0p said: Your chat up line's r funnier than that joke i have WAY worse. i hope u mean worse jokes cause the chat up lines couldn't get any worse if u tried! | |
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implausibly bad joke alert!
Four fonts walk into a bar. Barman says: "Hey! Get out! We don't want your type in here!" | |
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3bogs said: implausibly bad joke alert!
Four fonts walk into a bar. Barman says: "Hey! Get out! We don't want your type in here!" I like that one i like silly jokes
i have even worse than u believe me! | |
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lollyp0p said: 3bogs said: implausibly bad joke alert!
Four fonts walk into a bar. Barman says: "Hey! Get out! We don't want your type in here!" I like that one i like silly jokes
i have even worse than u believe me! cool. more please! here's another painfully bad one...
what do you call someone who puts poison in peoples' cheerios? a cereal killer. | |
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How do u make a cat drink?
put it in the liquidiser!  | |
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what are the funnest kind of bees to have?
boo-bees. (boobies...get it?  ) | |
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what are the funnest kind of bees to have?
i thought that said the funniest not funnest took me a while to get it LOL oh well it is getting late | |
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lollyp0p said: I need a laugh please post something funny, i had my hair cut short and i hate it
Make me smile! lolly  | |
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Natisse said: lollyp0p said: I need a laugh please post something funny, i had my hair cut short and i hate it
Make me smile! lolly wow natisse that was the best hug ever, U should c my hair it is all short, Its a good job my hair grows fast, another thing is it is too short to tie in a pony tail but too long to be classed "short" which mean my mean new sister is gonna shout at me AGAIN :  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: what are the funnest kind of bees to have?
boo-bees. (boobies...get it? ) I got another cheesy bee joke lol
where do bees go to the bathroom? At a BP station  ok that sucked | |
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HollowellSA said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: what are the funnest kind of bees to have?
boo-bees. (boobies...get it? ) I got another cheesy bee joke lol
where do bees go to the bathroom? At a BP station ok that suckedI liked it!!!!! u can all tell i have a very odd sense of humor now can't u, i think it stopped developing when i was about 10 | |
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Oh Lollypop am I ever the one for the job.. I spent $50.00 at Borders last night and among my purchases was a fine book called 1001 More Cool Jokes....
Are you ready for this dear Org? | |
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Silly BOOK titles.....
My Golden Aniversary by Annie Versery The Teribble problem by Major setback Don't Leave without me by Isa Comming | |
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WHat is a Polygon?
A dead parrot | |
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Doctor, Doctor , my husband smells like dead fish!
Poor sole! | |
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The scary part is my 8 year old sat in the corner at the book store and laughed and laughed! | |
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HollowellSA said: I got another cheesy bee joke lol
where do bees go to the bathroom? At a BP station ok that suckedbp.... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: HollowellSA said: I got another cheesy bee joke lol
where do bees go to the bathroom? At a BP station ok that suckedbp.... :ikeslap: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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what's brown, smells bad and has holes?
swiss shit | |
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lollyp0p said: HollowellSA said: I got another cheesy bee joke lol
where do bees go to the bathroom? At a BP station ok that suckedI liked it!!!!! u can all tell i have a very odd sense of humor now can't u, i think it stopped developing when i was about 10 | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Oh Lollypop am I ever the one for the job.. I spent $50.00 at Borders last night and among my purchases was a fine book called 1001 More Cool Jokes....
Are you ready for this dear Org? WOW u are amazing
ok i have the worst joke ever that only makes u giggle when u see the idiot telling its face as they wait for u too laugh. whats Pink fluff? it's just pink fluff whats blue fluff? it's pink fluff holding it's breath! does any1 know where i can download a sense of humor? | |
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What do you call a boomerang which fails to come back?
A stick | |
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