Okay, I have now met both shausler and JasmineFire, the only Orgers I have met, and I feel I need to compare the impact they had on me.

I thought it would be fun to pit them against one another in a competition of sorts.

heh

So without further ado:

JasmineFire: good table manners
shausler: eats with his hands

JasmineFire: pleasant conversationalist
shausler: grunts between bites

JasmineFire: well groomed
shausler: the bone he uses as a barette seems to be polished and shiny

JasmineFire: complimented me on my tractor pic
shausler: is jealous of my tractor pic

JasmineFire: has control of her bowels
shausler doesn't

JasmineFire: has a genuine love for Prince that is endearing and infectious
shausler: wouldn't stop talking about American Idol

JasmineFire: is a beautiful young woman
shausler:










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Zelaira Vs. Lleena!

Zelaira: infatuated with prince
Lleena: obsessed with ponchos

Zelaira: favorite ChiPs character - Jon
Lleena: favorite ChiPs character - Ponch

Zelaira: is not a git
Lleena: heh

Zelaira: seems relatively stable
Lleena: needs to be on her meds

Zelaira: used to post as Vagina
Lleena: used to post as subyduby

I vote for Applekisses.

bastard

shausler said:

heh heh

I've only just begun!

Oh man! You are going to be in sooooo much trouble.

althom said:

Please! I OWN shausler!!

My Foot VS your Ass:

My foot : KICK

Your Ass:

Lleena said:

More like:

Your foot: KICK!

My hand: GRAB YOUR FOOT IN MID-AIR AND LIFT IT SO YOU'RE OFF BALANCE AND THROW YOU ON YOUR ASS

My face:

2the9s said:

My ass: GETS UP OFF THE FLOOR

My hand: GRABS YOUR TRACTOR AND LAUNCHES IT STRAIGHT AT YOUR ASS.

Your face:

My face:

know what the problem with you is 9s

in other words . . .