OK I have him hogtied to the bed, now what did I win?

ella731 said:

Technically, you haven't recruited him for the show, but - as you are a newcomer yourself - see "ella731's Very Own Thread"!

ok, what are my duties in the house? Watch out or I will scrub the toilets with your toothbrush

ella731 said:

Squeeeeeal!!

ella731 said:

That Shannon!

Okay, you are in charge of party games!

I'm going through a lot of emotional turmoil, and after that explosive incident in the
kitchen with Lleena and Haystack, I think I may have to leave the show. My mental
health is more important than this craziness.

You are just saying that becasue you dont want to participate in the skyscraper crawl.
You are afraid the rotten maggots you have to carry in your mouth will make you sick and you will be voted out

Now I have to leave the house to go to the dentist no plotting while I am gone

madartista said:

If you leave, I'm leaving, too! I think we need to call a house meeting with Lleena and Haystack. Between you and me, I think Lleena's been hitting the booze a bit too hard.

Ace said:

I know we're not supposed to talk about nominations, but I've nominated Lleena and madartista this week.

Lleena just isn't bonding with the rest of the group, due to her alcohol problem and madartista called me a smelly pig earlier in the week.

Haystack said:

No, not Lleena and madartista! I mean, yeah, Lleena gets a little outta hand when she's had a few (and her obsessive-compulsive tendencies when it comes to onions are a little much), but she does look quite fetching in her thong and heels . And madartista? He's like the half-brother I never had. I refuse to vote for either of them!

Ace said:

Ace -- thanks for your love and support.

Haystack, that was all a BIG misunderstanding. In my culture, pigs are fertility symbols.
A "smelly pig" is total flattery. Truly.