Seems like we've dipped in the ratings and what we need here is an Org Reality Show twist!

It's time for a merge! And, this time, the teams will merge in the hot tub (in the most dramatic merge ceremony ever!!!)

Haystack said:

Ace said:

from the confessional room: what they don't know is I secretly switched Lleena's faux fur with sheep's wool and I didn't realize she was allergic. Now her boobs are swollen, red, and itchy. Should I confess? :box:

mochalox said:

No! Let's start a rumor that that they're swollen because she's pregnant with my lovechild! See, she claims she's just as interested in the Average-Joes, but really she's all about the booty!

Okay. I am now accepting applicants for proteges in my pimping business. Whoever can corral the most ho's in a 12-hour period, will become my apprentice and be entrusted with managing my new franchise in Amsterdam.

So LOVING this hottub merge!!!!

madartista said:

Don't get too comfortable. The wild card show is coming up and, if you have any hope of staying in the competition, you'd best be practicing your song.

Myself, I will be performing "Sugar Walls" (Sheena Easton is the celebrity judge this week).

Ace said:

Hmmm.... I heard not picking a Prince penned song is CERTAIN death. I'm thinking JACK U OFF.

So were we officially cancelled? Or on hiatus until another network picks us up?

have i been voted off yet?

mochalox said:

Im still, Im still Coke from the block

madartista said:

Ooh - good pick (although maybe a little bit racy for prime time)!

madartista said:

Well, we had slipped quite a bit in the ratings, but it appears that we've had a sudden spike! Damn network - always movin' around our time-slot.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

No, you were rescued by the veto! Wanna join our alliance?

CokeJohnson said:

madartista, I think we're in trouble. That was quite an impressive performance by Coke...

madartista said:

Uh, that is a Prince-penned song.
[This message was edited Mon Jul 19 13:29:03 2004 by Ace]

Ace said:

Shit, I ain't afraid. The censors are gonna be afraid of my performances.
I'm pushing that envelope, man. Pushing way, way hard.

madartista said:

Uh, madartista: we pushed the envelope off the table in the '90s (remember?). It's time for a family show (and watch the language!).

Ace said:

Yeah, no duh. I was commenting that as I was deciding myself which to choose.

Ace said:

Family show my ass!!! Do you want ratings or do you want PAX to pick us up??? Contrary to Purple statements, there's plenty of pushing left to be done. Reality audiences want sex, profanity, and drama. I'm happy to provide it!!!

madartista said:

Oops - sorry, m.

madartista said:

Yeah, fuck Larry Graham! Okay, I'm in. So, what are your suggestions to sex this show up?

Ace said:

The whole singing competition thing -- it's been done.

BUT

It hasn't been done NAKED!!!! I say we do a "strip" elimination, a la strip poker. Build up to a big, uh -- climax, for the fianle.

madartista said:

Great idea! Does this mean the finalists must face-off with duelling versions of "Come"? Or maybe the male finalist performs "Cream"?

Ace said:

MAybe Violet the Organ Grinder?

Wet Dream

There's many a loaded song from which to choose.

Maybe we go with the 2 finalists duetting Erotic City?

madartista said:

Ooh - I like that! But do they pretend they're singing "funk" to get by the censors?

Ace said:

Sure. Maybe we should hire Janet as an Exec. Producer/Advisor. Then again, the bleeping on the Osbournes is quite effective.

madartista said:

"We could until the dawn, makin' love 'til 's gone".

Ace said:

nice ring, huh?

Okay - our ratings are slipping again. Time for another Org Reality Show twist!

If you can drag a new orger into the show, you'll win your very own thread, authored by Yours Truly.