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The Org Stock Reports For the fiscal quarter ending June 30, 2004:
Althom Enterprises Stock remains steady, with the company generating constant and steady enjoyable returns to anyone who desires to invest time into his posts and threads. One drawback: he tends to smell like pickled herring. Starkitty & Associates New, emerging company has shown rapid growth and is quickly getting a foothold in the Org market. Seems to be geared mostly to a niche market of Frogs and Nesses, however, which could limit future returns. 2the9sCo Losing early ground by investing much of its capital into its new “Big Headed Kid On Tractor” line, which has not caught on as hoped. Has long been a steady and consistent performer, though, so stockholders should hold strong and will see healthier returns by the end of the fiscal year. AzureStarr Company Although long dormant, this well-known company has returned to the Org market with a slight name change and immediate results for its investors. Natisse Business Ventures Another new entry into the Org market, this strong company from Australia took a little longer to make its presence known than some of the other up-and-coming ventures. However, its brand of down-to-earth sincerity within its line of threads and posts has made it a popular investment within the past several months. MsSmartypants© Yet another strong performing entity on the Org Stock exchange, this feisty company has seemed to hit paydirt with its “Man Whore!” and “Filth!” lines of posts and threads. Questions about the enigmatic CEO keep this company in the public eye regularly. Aerogram & Associates This old favorite found early success with a nice return into the thread creation market as well as new branding success with its avatar change. However, has slowed down its productivity recently and chances losing that same early success. Worth the investment nonetheless. Sweeny79 Corp This company’s ever-popular “Post A Lyric That Fits Your Mood” line is in it’s 28th run, and shows no signs of slowing down. The recently added moderator position to its lineup and the merging of the company with LittlePill Enterprises makes the Sweeny79 Corp a sure bet for healthy returns on investments for some time to come. The Pej Group This company’s presence is still reliable and consistent as ever. Has added 27 new screennames to its portfolio so far this year, guaranteeing that The Pej Group will be visible in all areas of the Org for some time to come. Needs to be careful of over-saturating the market, however. Also needs to bring back Agent99. Shausler Enterprises This long-performing company still gets large returns on its “Voom Songs” line, a public favorite. Also received nice publicity bounce from the announcement that the company’s tag line “Va-va-voom” would be included in the dictionary. Byron, Inc. Dead-end threads, rumors of Man-whorishness from its CEO, photos of nipples, and is behind in filling orders of Photo Art, its one sole profitable line. Simply put, this company is in a bottomless free fall. On a positive note, though, at least he doesn’t smell like pickled herring. | |
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what is mine by the way? | |
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Moderator | But I think you might have too much time on your hands and don't undestimate yourself, you do not kill threads everyone likes you and you did create the best thread that everyone wanted to post on Now go work on some photo art! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: But I think you might have too much time on your hands True... But by definition everyone who posts on this site has too much time on their hands... | |
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Sweeny79 said: :and don't undestimate yourself, you do not kill threads everyone likes you and you did create the best thread that everyone wanted to post on
You forgot to mention man-whoring... | |
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Did i invest????? The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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selling all of my byron stock... | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: But I think you might have too much time on your hands True... But by definition everyone who posts on this site has too much time on their hands... ok you got me there In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: :and don't undestimate yourself, you do not kill threads everyone likes you and you did create the best thread that everyone wanted to post on
You forgot to mention man-whoring... well that part is true In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: selling all of my byron stock...
I don't blame ya... | |
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Byron said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: selling all of my byron stock...
I don't blame ya... So creative are you Sir Byron! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Byron said: I don't blame ya... So creative are you Sir Byron! You're so complimentary lately...I love it... | |
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Wait until I float my stock MF's!!!
'Nana - CEO of 'Nanacologne Inc. | |
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SELL SELL SELL!!!!! Worlds most beloved Orger
'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat | |
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BUY, BUY, BUY! | |
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Byron said: Starkitty & Associates New, emerging company has shown rapid growth and is quickly getting a foothold in the Org market. Seems to be geared mostly to a niche market of Frogs and Nesses, however, which could limit future returns. although we are a small cap company, check your prospectus. starkitty & ass. is gonna kick it live in '05. | |
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starkitty said: Byron said: Starkitty & Associates New, emerging company has shown rapid growth and is quickly getting a foothold in the Org market. Seems to be geared mostly to a niche market of Frogs and Nesses, however, which could limit future returns. although we are a small cap company, check your prospectus. starkitty & ass. is gonna kick it live in '05. | |
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Byron this is so cool!!! I definately don't agree the analysis of your shares, tho - stock is more valued than it's management realises, methinks | |
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Damn dude, no offense, but seriously, how much time do you have on your hands? | |
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starkitty said: Byron said: Starkitty & Associates New, emerging company has shown rapid growth and is quickly getting a foothold in the Org market. Seems to be geared mostly to a niche market of Frogs and Nesses, however, which could limit future returns. although we are a small cap company, check your prospectus. starkitty & ass. is gonna kick it live in '05. Just don't become the Martha Stewart of the Org.... | |
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BiggestBoooooty said: Damn dude, no offense, but seriously, how much time do you have on your hands?
The whole thing took me about 10-15 minutes...Yes, yes, I know it would take you several days just to come up with the concept alone, nonetheless execute it...but for some of us, it's a gift. | |
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Byron said: BiggestBoooooty said: Damn dude, no offense, but seriously, how much time do you have on your hands?
The whole thing took me about 10-15 minutes...Yes, yes, I know it would take you several days just to come up with the concept alone, nonetheless execute it...but for some of us, it's a gift. Now, now. Be nice. I'm calculating minus the pride and taking into account the crippling self-denial regarding org timewasting that the real figure is around 25 minutes. | |
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Byron said: MsSmartypants©
Yet another strong performing entity on the Org Stock exchange, this feisty company has seemed to hit paydirt with its “Man Whore!” and “Filth!” lines of posts and threads. Questions about the enigmatic CEO keep this company in the public eye regularly. Good to see my work is being noticed around here. Now I just have to get rid of all these Man Whores!!!!! Love it or shove it! | |
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fauxnewbie said: Byron said: The whole thing took me about 10-15 minutes...Yes, yes, I know it would take you several days just to come up with the concept alone, nonetheless execute it...but for some of us, it's a gift. Now, now. Be nice. I'm calculating minus the pride and taking into account the crippling self-denial regarding org timewasting that the real figure is around 25 minutes. Oh, you just added 10 minutes and 15 minutes together, didn't you... | |
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BiggestBoooooty said: Damn dude, no offense, but seriously, how much time do you have on your hands?
Damn little girl, much offense, but seriously, how many sentences can you start with "how seriously"? and there it is | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: selling all of my byron stock...
never bought some in the first place Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Byron said: 2the9sCo
Losing early ground by investing much of its capital into its new “Big Headed Kid On Tractor” line, which has not caught on as hoped. Has long been a steady and consistent performer, though, so stockholders should hold strong and will see healthier returns by the end of the fiscal year. I'll have to try harder!! | |
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2the9s said: Byron said: 2the9sCo
Losing early ground by investing much of its capital into its new “Big Headed Kid On Tractor” line, which has not caught on as hoped. Has long been a steady and consistent performer, though, so stockholders should hold strong and will see healthier returns by the end of the fiscal year. I'll have to try harder!! I'll be the wing beneath your wings! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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This thread is friggin' brilliant!!! Bravo Byron!!!
I think you should see substantial gains when the results of your wildly successful free doughnut promotion come in. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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