For the fiscal quarter ending June 30, 2004:


Althom Enterprises



Stock remains steady, with the company generating constant
and steady enjoyable returns to anyone who desires to invest time into
his posts and threads. One drawback: he tends to smell like pickled herring.



Starkitty & Associates



New, emerging company has shown rapid growth and is quickly getting
a foothold in the Org market. Seems to be geared mostly to a
niche market of Frogs and Nesses, however, which could limit future returns.



2the9sCo



Losing early ground by investing much of its capital into its new “Big Headed Kid On Tractor” line,
which has not caught on as hoped. Has long been a steady and consistent performer, though,
so stockholders should hold strong and will see healthier returns by the end of the fiscal year.



AzureStarr Company



Although long dormant, this well-known company has returned to the Org market with a
slight name change and immediate results for its investors.



Natisse Business Ventures



Another new entry into the Org market, this strong company from Australia took a little longer
to make its presence known than some of the other up-and-coming ventures. However, its
brand of down-to-earth sincerity within its line of threads and posts has made it a popular
investment within the past several months.



MsSmartypants©



Yet another strong performing entity on the Org Stock exchange, this feisty company has
seemed to hit paydirt with its “Man Whore!” and “Filth!” lines of posts and threads. Questions
about the enigmatic CEO keep this company in the public eye regularly.



Aerogram & Associates



This old favorite found early success with a nice return into the thread creation market as well
as new branding success with its avatar change. However, has slowed down its productivity
recently and chances losing that same early success. Worth the investment nonetheless.



Sweeny79 Corp



This company’s ever-popular “Post A Lyric That Fits Your Mood” line is in it’s 28th run, and
shows no signs of slowing down. The recently added moderator position to its lineup and the
merging of the company with LittlePill Enterprises makes the Sweeny79 Corp a sure bet for
healthy returns on investments for some time to come.



The Pej Group



This company’s presence is still reliable and consistent as ever. Has added 27 new
screennames to its portfolio so far this year, guaranteeing that The Pej Group will be visible in
all areas of the Org for some time to come. Needs to be careful of over-saturating the
market, however. Also needs to bring back Agent99.



Shausler Enterprises



This long-performing company still gets large returns on its “Voom Songs” line, a public
favorite. Also received nice publicity bounce from the announcement that the company’s tag
line “Va-va-voom” would be included in the dictionary.



Byron, Inc.



Dead-end threads, rumors of Man-whorishness from its CEO, photos of nipples,
and is behind in filling orders of Photo Art, its one sole profitable line.
Simply put, this company is in a bottomless free fall.

On a positive note, though, at least he doesn’t smell like pickled herring.

what is mine by the way?

But I think you might have too much time on your hands

and don't undestimate yourself, you do not kill threads everyone likes you and you did create the best thread that everyone wanted to post on

Now go work on some photo art!

Sweeny79 said:

True... But by definition everyone who posts on this site has too much time on their hands...

Sweeny79 said:

You forgot to mention man-whoring...

Did i invest?????

selling all of my byron stock...

Byron said:

ok you got me there

Byron said:

well that part is true

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I don't blame ya...

Byron said:

So creative are you Sir Byron!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You're so complimentary lately...I love it...

Wait until I float my stock MF's!!!
'Nana - CEO of 'Nanacologne Inc.

Byron said:

although we are a small cap company, check your prospectus.

starkitty & ass. is gonna kick it live in '05.

starkitty said:

Byron this is so cool!!! I definately don't agree the analysis of your shares, tho - stock is more valued than it's management realises, methinks

Damn dude, no offense, but seriously, how much time do you have on your hands?

starkitty said:

Just don't become the Martha Stewart of the Org....

BiggestBoooooty said:

The whole thing took me about 10-15 minutes...Yes, yes, I know it would take you several days just to come up with the concept alone, nonetheless execute it...but for some of us, it's a gift.

Byron said:

Now, now. Be nice.

I'm calculating minus the pride and taking into account the crippling self-denial regarding org timewasting that the real figure is around 25 minutes.

Byron said:

Good to see my work is being noticed around here. Now I just have to get rid of all these Man Whores!!!!!

fauxnewbie said:

Oh, you just added 10 minutes and 15 minutes together, didn't you...

BiggestBoooooty said:

Damn little girl, much offense, but seriously, how many sentences can you start with "how seriously"?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

never bought some in the first place

Byron said:

I'll have to try harder!!

2the9s said:

I'll be the wing beneath your wings!

This thread is friggin' brilliant!!! Bravo Byron!!!

I think you should see substantial gains when the results of your wildly successful free doughnut promotion come in.