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PrintableSpookymuffin said: Paradisekiss03 said: maaaaan how cheesy is that? i think that's beyond cheesy! It's chicken greeesy man, now THAT was cheesy  that was!! I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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CokeJohnson said: My pick-up-line is, "Hi.. wanna fuck?"
It usually does the trick  LOL.....That's quality! No beating round the bush for U, concise and straight to the point.
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PanthaGirl said: CokeJohnson said: My pick-up-line is, "Hi.. wanna fuck?"
It usually does the trick LOL.....That's quality! No beating round the bush for U, concise and straight to the point.
exactly  I'd rather get bush than beat around it  and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: PanthaGirl said: LOL.....That's quality! No beating round the bush for U, concise and straight to the point.
exactly I'd rather get bush than beat around it 
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CokeJohnson said: PanthaGirl said: LOL.....That's quality! No beating round the bush for U, concise and straight to the point.
exactly I'd rather get bush than beat around it U'd rather get the BUSH? ewwwww i dread to think about the type of women who give into your charms then, i know waxing is painful but they could at least trim | |
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lollyp0p said: CokeJohnson said: exactly I'd rather get bush than beat around it U'd rather get the BUSH? ewwwww i dread to think about the type of women who give into your charms then, i know waxing is painful but they could at least trim Actually.. I agree with U... I like nothing more than a nicely trimmed  (not a cat) and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: lollyp0p said: U'd rather get the BUSH? ewwwww i dread to think about the type of women who give into your charms then, i know waxing is painful but they could at least trim Actually.. I agree with U... I like nothing more than a nicely trimmed (not a cat) bald bald bald [This message was edited Mon Jul 12 7:16:30 2004 by J0eyC0c0] | |
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J0eyC0c0 said: CokeJohnson said: Actually.. I agree with U... I like nothing more than a nicely trimmed (not a cat) bald bald bald
[This message was edited Mon Jul 12 7:16:30 2004 by J0eyC0c0] OK bald is really not nice it looks ready for surgery! they only time bald is acceptable is for surgery ewwwww | |
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Pick up line? 
Never used one. Isn't that something u use to get someone to sleep with u? Why would u want to sleep with someone who would be impressed by one spoken line? | |
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fauxnewbie said: Pick up line?
Never used one. Isn't that something u use to get someone to sleep with u? Why would u want to sleep with someone who would be impressed by one spoken line? maybe cause they look like a super model and wouldn't even look at u unless u said something really witty..... like the ermmmmm pure genius displayed above. | |
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Nice shoes..... want to fuck?? | |
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lollyp0p said: fauxnewbie said: Pick up line?
Never used one. Isn't that something u use to get someone to sleep with u? Why would u want to sleep with someone who would be impressed by one spoken line? maybe cause they look like a super model and wouldn't even look at u unless u said something really witty..... like the ermmmmm pure genius displayed above. Yeah, maybe that's it. It's good to see logic and coherence are alive and well. | |
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Do you like chicken? To which she replies 'yes'. To which you'd reply, 'Suck my cock it's foul'. Any gent prepared to say that to a woman is a braver man than I am. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Do you like chicken? To which she replies 'yes'. To which you'd reply, 'Suck my cock it's foul'. Any gent prepared to say that to a woman is a braver man than I am.
  I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Do you like chicken? To which she replies 'yes'. To which you'd reply, 'Suck my cock it's foul'. Any gent prepared to say that to a woman is a braver man than I am.
hate to tell you this, but there's another line (along the same lines) which goes, "do you like jewelry?" To which she replies yes, and the reply follows: "well then, suck my cock - it's a gem". 
also there's the old one where you catch the eye of a person across the room and motion as if you're ripping out your eye socket and throwing it along the ground towards them. then you walk up and say, "you must have seen me giving you the eye, so do you fancy a drink?" | |
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When God made you, he was showing off.
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sinisterpentatonic said: When God made you, he was showing off.
 Really? U fink so?
No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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lilmissmissy said: sinisterpentatonic said: When God made you, he was showing off.
Really? U fink so?
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sinisterpentatonic said: lilmissmissy said: Really? U fink so?
So...wanna go for a drive? No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
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lilmissmissy said: sinisterpentatonic said:
So...wanna go for a drive? Err.. do you drive stick?  | |
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3bogs said: Paradisekiss03 said: hate to tell you this, but there's another line (along the same lines) which goes, "do you like jewelry?" To which she replies yes, and the reply follows: "well then, suck my cock - it's a gem".
also there's the old one where you catch the eye of a person across the room and motion as if you're ripping out your eye socket and throwing it along the ground towards them. then you walk up and say, "you must have seen me giving you the eye, so do you fancy a drink?" to which the lady smiles sweetly and replies, "go fuck yourself." | |
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lollyp0p said: a guy once came up to me and said.....
your cute and if u promise not to get fat and ugly I'll let u accompany me to dinner That's a nice one if you can pull it off... "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
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starkitty said: 3bogs said: hate to tell you this, but there's another line (along the same lines) which goes, "do you like jewelry?" To which she replies yes, and the reply follows: "well then, suck my cock - it's a gem".
also there's the old one where you catch the eye of a person across the room and motion as if you're ripping out your eye socket and throwing it along the ground towards them. then you walk up and say, "you must have seen me giving you the eye, so do you fancy a drink?" to which the lady smiles sweetly and replies, "go fuck yourself." it would be depressing if anything less happened. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: "how many pieces of chicken do i need to give you in order to get your phone number?"
--a pick-up line some faux-suave popeye's employee tried to latch me with last summer. i still can't believe he said that shit.
make it extra spicy and i'm yours | |
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BobGeorge67 said: Nice shoes..... want to fuck??
i must admit that i once went out with a guy just cause he said my shoes were nice! I love shoes so it worked, | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: lilmissmissy said:
So...wanna go for a drive? Err.. do you drive stick? I can do anything baby n u know itz  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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3bogs said: starkitty said: to which the lady smiles sweetly and replies, "go fuck yourself." it would be depressing if anything less happened. however. it is quite possible that if someone used that first one on me i would start laughing uncontrollably. (mind you he'd have to be really cute) and there's your in. | |
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lilmissmissy said: I can do anything baby n u know itz That's because your a genius!  | |
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3bogs said: Paradisekiss03 said: hate to tell you this, but there's another line (along the same lines) which goes, "do you like jewelry?" To which she replies yes, and the reply follows: "well then, suck my cock - it's a gem".
also there's the old one where you catch the eye of a person across the room and motion as if you're ripping out your eye socket and throwing it along the ground towards them. then you walk up and say, "you must have seen me giving you the eye, so do you fancy a drink?" lol!! oh my gosh!! let me guess- did you pull those lines??? tell me the truth! you can just orgnote the truth to keep your dignity! hee hee!!!  I really like spicy food. I mostly put Jalapenos on a lot of my food.
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Paradisekiss03 said: 3bogs said: hate to tell you this, but there's another line (along the same lines) which goes, "do you like jewelry?" To which she replies yes, and the reply follows: "well then, suck my cock - it's a gem".
also there's the old one where you catch the eye of a person across the room and motion as if you're ripping out your eye socket and throwing it along the ground towards them. then you walk up and say, "you must have seen me giving you the eye, so do you fancy a drink?" lol!! oh my gosh!! let me guess- did you pull those lines??? tell me the truth! you can just orgnote the truth to keep your dignity! hee hee!!! it's okay, i'm not ashamed! in fact, i'm dull. i don't think i've ever used a cheesy chat up line in my life. | |
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