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Do you want to know the truth about Pizza Hut? For 6 years, agriculture has been suppressing information from you about Pizza Hut and thus endangering the welfare of comedy mice.

In 29th June 1956, Tony Blair met with prince in London to discuss . As it happens, they engaged in licking stamps and ended up hatching a plan involving the Librarians in England.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with AOL and their ties to theft.

A report in The Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in , various Doctors, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Madonna. According to the report, passages in the book "War and Peace" and lyrics in Sting 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Pizza Hut.

According to a spokesman at The Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Pizza Hut any longer. Learn the truth!

Do you want to know the truth about frogs?



For square root of minus one years, Crown Prosecution Service has been suppressing information from you about frogs and thus endangering the welfare of short people.

In November 2001, Saddam Hussein met with Kylie Minogue in Lisbon to discuss health issues. As it happens, they engaged in masturbating and ended up hatching a plan involving the farmers in England.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with BBC and their ties to stealing carrots.

A report in the London Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in People for Frogs, various lap dancers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, all-round funny man Ken Dodd. According to the report, passages in the book "Hamlet" and lyrics in Michael Jackson's music point to a connection between these individuals and frogs.

According to a spokesman at the London Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about frogs any longer. Learn the truth!

big headed toddler takes over farm

shausler said:

Do you want to know the truth about Ferrets? For 777 years, Post Office has been suppressing information from you about Ferrets and thus endangering the welfare of Left-handed blind lesbian surfers.

In October, 1999, Dick Cheney met with Bea Arthur in Altoona to discuss gay marriage. As it happens, they engaged in drinking Coke and ended up hatching a plan involving the The Osmonds in Australia.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to jay walking.

A report in Los Angeles Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in August of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in PETA, various gigolos, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Paris Hilton. According to the report, passages in the book "the Bible" and lyrics in Slim Whitman 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Ferrets.

According to a spokesman at Los Angeles Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Ferrets any longer. Learn the truth!



I knew it!!

Do you want to know the truth about Hippies?

For 21 years, Parliament has been suppressing information from you about Hippies and thus endangering the welfare of The Culture Club.

In July 1903, Mike Hunt met with Ozzy Osbourne in Frankfurt, Germany to discuss Pre-Marital Sex. As it happens, they engaged in Oral Sex and ended up hatching a plan involving the The Village People in England.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Nike and their ties to Narcotics.

A report in The Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in September of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Oxfam, various Receptionists, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Steve Davis. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Mozart 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Hippies.

According to a spokesman at The Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Hippies any longer. Learn the truth!

Christ.

Only four co-conspirators..

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[This message was edited Sat Jul 10 9:40:01 2004 by Lleena]

Lleena said:

Give me time, I'm still a novice at this game

senik said:

~Parsnip~

Lleena said:

(in the style of Llee Llee)..... CHUP!

senik said:

"I see you baby..shakin' that ass"

Do U Want 2 Kno The Truth?

The truth is theres a global conspiracy against ME! For instance when i go and browse on ebay with NO money everythings on the cheap...nobody seems to wanna bid when i'm broke...but ooooh!! as soon as i get some $$$$ shit go up!

When i'm waitin 4 the bus...mutha fucka don't wanna come...mf wanna take his mf'n time...soon as i decide 2 walk busses b commin up 2 yin yang!!!

My mom and her boyfriend r n cahoots wit each other to try and kill me..they been hatchin a plan for the past 12 yrs...They think i don't kno but i do! and when ever i bring it up my momma think I"M the one wit issues. She look @ me like i'm CRAZY DERANGED..but i'm NOT!!! i just kno the truth..they gonna kill me...get that insurance check and they gonna b chillin in the bamahas sippin Strawberry Dacqueries and Hypnotic...yea i kno whats up...

thats the truth..the whole truth..and if u can't handle it FUCK U!

Do you want to know the truth about beer? For 10 years, The Department of Beer has been suppressing information from you about Beer and thus endangering the welfare of Clowns.

In October 2003, Whinston churchill met with Ben Affleck in Metropolis to discuss dropping litter. As it happens, they engaged in Whittling and ended up hatching a plan involving the nuns in England.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with CNN and their ties to spitting in public.

A report in The Guardian was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in The Donut, various Circus midgets, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Ben Affleck. According to the report, passages in the book "Dictionary" and lyrics in Enrique Iglesias 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Beer.

According to a spokesman at The Guardian, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about beer any longer. Learn the truth!

lies all lies!!!

2theArse said:

Lleena said:

Do you want to know the truth about 2the9s? For 10 years, NASA has been suppressing information from you about 2the9s and thus endangering the welfare of young mothers.

In 6th March 1952, Margaret Thatcher met with Posh Spice in New York to discuss People Without Brains. As it happens, they engaged in drink and ended up hatching a plan involving the People For Idiots in Alaska.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with IMB and their ties to stealing.

A report in Time Magazine was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in January of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Homeland Security, various Tow Truck Drivers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Justin Timberlake. According to the report, passages in the book "Mummy....Where Did I Come From?" and lyrics in Jessica Simpson 's music point to a connection between these individuals and 2the9s.

According to a spokesman at Time Magazine, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about 2the9s any longer. Learn the truth!

Do you want to know the truth about men? For 17 years, dmv has been suppressing information from you about men and thus endangering the welfare of Southerners.

In june 1043, Bush met with j lo in chicago to discuss abortion. As it happens, they engaged in sex and ended up hatching a plan involving the cancer patients in japan.

As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to murder.

A report in Nypost was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in april of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in nra, various janitors, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Clinton. According to the report, passages in the book "The catcher in the rye" and lyrics in Prince 's music point to a connection between these individuals and men.

According to a spokesman at Nypost, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about men any longer. Learn the truth!