PoorLittleBastard said:

CURRIED FROGS' LEGS

Yield: 4 servings

4 Pairs of jumbo frog's legs
-(about 1 pound), trimmed
1 Stalk fresh lemon grass,
-or 1 tablespoon dried
-lemon grass
2 Fresh red chile peppers,
-seeded and sliced
2 Shallots, sliced
2 Garlic cloves, crushed
1 1/2 ts Sugar
1 ts Curry paste
2 ts Curry powder
1/4 ts Salt
2 tb Nuoc mam
-(Vietnamese fish sauce)
2 oz Cellophane (bean thread)
-noodles
2 tb Vegetable oil
1 Small onion, chopped
1 c Chicken broth or water
1/2 c Coconut milk or heavy cream
1 ts Cornstarch
Freshly ground black pepper
Coriander sprigs,
-for garnish

This delicious lemon grass and coconut-laced curry
comes from southern Vietnam. If you prefer a very hot
curry, simply use more chile peppers.

Cut the frogs' legs into bite-size pieces. Rinse
with cold water to remove any chipped bones. Pat dry
and refrigerate.

If you are using fresh lemon grass, discard the
outer leaves and upper half of the stalk. Cut into
thin slices and finely chop. If you are using dried
lemon grass, soak it in warm water for 1 hour. Drain
and finely chop.

In a blender, combine the lemon grass with the
chiles, shallots, garlic, sugar, curry paste, curry
powder, salt and 1 tablespoon of the fish sauce.
Process to a very fine paste. Rub the paste over the
frogs' legs. Cover and refrigerate for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, soak the cellophane noodles in warm
water for 30 minutes. Drain. Cut into 2-inch sections.

Heat the oil in a saucepan over moderate heat. Add
the onion and saute until translucent. Add the frogs'
legs and brown well on all sides, about 3 minutes. Add
the chicken broth and bring to a boil. Reduce the
heat, cover and simmer for 15 minutes.

Uncover the pan and add the coconut milk, the
cornstarch diluted in 1 tablespoon of cold water and
the remaining 1 table- spoon fish sauce. Cook,
stirring, until the sauce thickens, about 15 minutes.

Add the cellophane noodles and bring the mixture
to a boil.
Remove from the heat.

Sprinkle with black pepper and garnish with
coriander sprigs.

Serve immediately with rice, French bread or over
rice noodles.

Note: Instead of discarding the upper half of the
lemon grass, crush it and cook it with the frogs' legs
for extra flavour. Remove the stalk before serving.

goodbye everyone.

i can't take this sort of cruelty to my brethren.

TheFrog said:

Goodbye cruel world,
I'm leaving you today.
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye.

Goodbye, all you people,
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind.
Goodbye.


:crunch:

PoorLittleBastard said:

LMFAO

AsylumUtopia said:

i heard that bit at the end!

TheFrog said:

Sorry

Like my new shoes???

FEDREATHERS said:

I'd like to kidnap TheFrog himself and do nasty things to him.

TheFrog said:

gemini13 said:

i'm waiting. how long do you think you'll be?

FEDREATHERS said:

all i can see is a red cross, but i'm sure it was a message of devotion and respect.

thanks red.

lol

TheFrog said:

you are gorgeous!

TheFrog said:

ROTFLMAO!! That was the funniest thing I've read in a good, long while!!! ESPECIALLY #1!

starkitty said:

Me too

That was horrible

Okay, 'lil Bastard (or is that Betty??). I've been sent to negotiate for the hostage's release. You don't want to do this!! Its not worth ruining your life over. Give the froggie up now, and we'll make you a deal! If you don't, and you are convicted, you face a lifetime in a turkish prison, being forced to listened to New Power Soulon a continuous loop!! Just think man, "Push It Up" for the rest of your natural life!! You DO want to negotiate a deal, trust me!!

SO LONG AS IT'S NOT THEFROG, AND JUST A FAMILY MEMBER, IT'S COOL WITH ME.

BUT YOU THREATEN HIM, AND I'LL BRING OUT ALL THE STALKERS TO KICK SOME ASS.

madartista said:

my hero.

sag10 said:

that's beautiful.

and soooo undissected.

TheFrog said:

What the fuck. Let that damn frog free (I frogs).

madartista said:

i'm just here for the drinks and hors d'ouvers.

starkitty said:

There's drinks!!!?????

Did anyone say drinks??





Hi Frog

starkitty said:

Drinks and hors!!! My kinda party!!!

AndGodCreatedMe said:

...and hors!!!!

LittlePill said:

Mine too!!!

This is way better than I expected.

PRESS RELEASE FROM THE ORG POLICE FORCE.

After a six hour standoff, Poorlittlebastard released his hostage. The hostage suffered minor injuries, and is being cared for at Jim Henson Memorial Hospital. PLB faces frognapping, assault and ridiculous thread charges. If convicted, he could face 20 years in Org prison, and a private concert with Doug E Fresh.