Jilted lover sues ex for chocolates

A jilted lover is taking legal action against his former girlfriend for the return of the chocolates and other food he gave her after she ended their short affair.

But his former girlfriend has told the court that she cannot return the gifts, including Swiss chocolates, nuts, three kilos of bananas and "a bright red apple", because she's already eaten them.

Nikolay Kozlov from Yekaterinburg in Russia launched the legal action after being dumped by his girlfriend, according to local daily Noviy Region.

Kozlov has vowed to take his case to the highest courts in Russia if he needs to.

He said: "If I don't win in Yekaterinburg I'll go the Supreme Court and if need be even the European Court for Human Rights."

But his unnamed girlfriend, said in a letter to the courts in Yekaterinburg: "Most of his presents have already been eaten. I can't give them back."

Source: www.ananova.com

Maybe she could bake a lovely pie for him and give them back that way!?

Lleena said:

seriously, if the girl's eaten 3 kilos of bananas , i don't wanna be around to see what the pie looks like!

Frog, tell Ur Mama I want my boxer shorts back that she stole off my washing line

PoorLittleBastard said:

well see, she went camping yesterday and needed to make a tent.



one smelly night for her, apparently.

PoorLittleBastard said:

HEY!!!! I'm back What the fuck did you do with Frog's mum???

i just want chocolates in the first place.

swiss would be nice.

starkitty said:

i'll send you a banana.

AndGodCreatedMe said:

you what?

that's it, AGCM. we're through!

TheFrog said:

i don't care how much you beg, i won't stap it on.

i shan't.

starkitty said:

i hope there wasn't a missing r there.

because otherwise what's the point? i'm on my knees here.

TheFrog said:

LMFAO!!!

you pointed out my typo!

ON YOUR KNEES,....

wait a minute.

starkitty said:

uh huh.

this is where you do a runner, right?

i ain't falling for that one again, sweet thing.

for you

mint chocolate chip

double

starkitty said:

i could so do with that now. in fact, i may go get one.

TheFrog said:

i took a bite, though

starkitty said:

cow!

i'll take that back, thank you.

TheFrog said:

i like the way you get down.

starkitty said:

banana.

froggy.

fetch me some watermelon, would you?

and some water.

starkitty said:

no.

not a "please", not a "god, you're wonderful - how about it?" - fuck all.

getchowateryodamnself.

TheFrog said:

i'm on it.

it's too bright out there for the damn laptop anyways.

oh, and

"you're wonderful, how about it?"

<--my favorite

hey kitty

get me a beer and a kit kat, would you?

and some potato salad with lashings of onions, egg and blue cheese

oh, and:

I know what i would do

that bloke would be getting a serving of chocolate laxative

MEN!!!!! Maybe next time he should go about buying his girls more expensive returnable gifts such as diamond rings ect

5 kilo's of banana's????? what the hell is he doing buying her banana's for gifts?????

and fuck if i could find potato salad, but how about a steak instead?