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Give me my chocolates back! Jilted lover sues ex for chocolates A jilted lover is taking legal action against his former girlfriend for the return of the chocolates and other food he gave her after she ended their short affair. But his former girlfriend has told the court that she cannot return the gifts, including Swiss chocolates, nuts, three kilos of bananas and "a bright red apple", because she's already eaten them. Nikolay Kozlov from Yekaterinburg in Russia launched the legal action after being dumped by his girlfriend, according to local daily Noviy Region. Kozlov has vowed to take his case to the highest courts in Russia if he needs to. He said: "If I don't win in Yekaterinburg I'll go the Supreme Court and if need be even the European Court for Human Rights." But his unnamed girlfriend, said in a letter to the courts in Yekaterinburg: "Most of his presents have already been eaten. I can't give them back." Source: www.ananova.com | |
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Maybe she could bake a lovely pie for him and give them back that way!? | |
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Lleena said: Maybe she could bake a lovely pie for him and give them back that way!?
seriously, if the girl's eaten 3 kilos of bananas , i don't wanna be around to see what the pie looks like! | |
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Frog, tell Ur Mama I want my boxer shorts back that she stole off my washing line | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: Frog, tell Ur Mama I want my boxer shorts back that she stole off my washing line
well see, she went camping yesterday and needed to make a tent. one smelly night for her, apparently. | |
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PoorLittleBastard said: Frog, tell Ur Mama I want my boxer shorts back that she stole off my washing line
HEY!!!! I'm back What the fuck did you do with Frog's mum??? | |
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i just want chocolates in the first place.
swiss would be nice. | |
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starkitty said: i just want chocolates in the first place.
swiss would be nice. i'll send you a banana. | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: PoorLittleBastard said: Frog, tell Ur Mama I want my boxer shorts back that she stole off my washing line
HEY!!!! I'm back I fucked Frog's mum??? you what? that's it, AGCM. we're through! | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: i just want chocolates in the first place.
swiss would be nice. i'll send you a banana. i don't care how much you beg, i won't stap it on. i shan't. | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: i'll send you a banana. i don't care how much you beg, i won't stap it on. i shan't. i hope there wasn't a missing r there. because otherwise what's the point? i'm on my knees here. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: i don't care how much you beg, i won't stap it on. i shan't. i hope there wasn't a missing r there. because otherwise what's the point? i'm on my knees here. LMFAO!!! you pointed out my typo! ON YOUR KNEES,.... wait a minute. | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: i hope there wasn't a missing r there. because otherwise what's the point? i'm on my knees here. LMFAO!!! you pointed out my typo! ON YOUR KNEES,.... wait a minute. uh huh. this is where you do a runner, right? i ain't falling for that one again, sweet thing. | |
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for you
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mint chocolate chip
double | |
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starkitty said: for you
i could so do with that now. in fact, i may go get one. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: for you
i could so do with that now. in fact, i may go get one. i took a bite, though | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: i could so do with that now. in fact, i may go get one. i took a bite, though cow! i'll take that back, thank you. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: i took a bite, though cow! i'll take that back, thank you. i like the way you get down. | |
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starkitty said: TheFrog said: cow! i'll take that back, thank you. i like the way you get down. banana. | |
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froggy.
fetch me some watermelon, would you? and some water. | |
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starkitty said: froggy.
fetch me some watermelon, would you? and some water. no. not a "please", not a "god, you're wonderful - how about it?" - fuck all. getchowateryodamnself. | |
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TheFrog said: starkitty said: froggy.
fetch me some watermelon, would you? and some water. no. not a "please", not a "god, you're wonderful - how about it?" - fuck all. getchowateryodamnself. i'm on it. it's too bright out there for the damn laptop anyways. oh, and "you're wonderful, how about it?" <--my favorite | |
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hey kitty
get me a beer and a kit kat, would you? and some potato salad with lashings of onions, egg and blue cheese | |
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oh, and:
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I know what i would do
that bloke would be getting a serving of chocolate laxative MEN!!!!! Maybe next time he should go about buying his girls more expensive returnable gifts such as diamond rings ect 5 kilo's of banana's????? what the hell is he doing buying her banana's for gifts????? | |
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and fuck if i could find potato salad, but how about a steak instead? | |
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